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Gothic Charm School. Your Goth Auntie and future Vampire Witch Queen. She/Her. Patreon: patreon.com/JillianVenters Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/jillianventers

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 16m
Artist: mrlovenstein.com
our-panel webcomic by Mr. Lovenstein featuring a green frog and a green turtle against a light blue background.

Panel 1: The frog asks the turtle, "how do I deal with issues beyond my control?"

Panel 2: The turtle responds, "worry about them non-stop".

Panel 3: The frog asks, "how does that help?" to which the turtle answers, "it doesn't".

Panel 4: The frog cheerfully replies, "sounds great, thank you!"
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 3h
Day 2 of migraine, so no advice from your Goth Auntie. Drink some water, take your meds, and be gentle with yourself.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No advice from your Goth Auntie today, as she has a migraine and feels wretched. Drink some water, take your meds, and be gentle with yourself.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds. -Today is a “listen to your favorite songs for help with coping” kind of day*. -Bitey Friend has reported that the leaves are turning, so scoofling** will happen soon. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds. -You survived to the end of this week, and that’s something to be proud of. -The Cursed Object is sitting on top of the fridge, singing. Yes, the only word in the song is “jam”. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vintage-style Gothic artwork featuring a woman in a long white nightgown fleeing past a gnarled, leafless tree under a dark, dramatic sky. White serif text centered at the top of the image reads: "Ask your doctor if running screaming into the savage night might be right for you." A small copyright watermark reading "©ephemera.com" is visible in the bottom right corner.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Soothing purrs from Miss Erzabet No Biting.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No advice from your Goth Auntie today because of say two of a migraine. Stop slouching, take your meds, and be kind.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop hunching your shoulders, drink some water, take your meds. -Don’t monetize your hobbies. They should bring you joy, not stress and worry. -The Thing in the Walls said “no”, and refuses to explain. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Amanda Makepeace (ᏣᏁᎾ) ❤️‍🔥 @amandamakepeace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So close to reaching the stretch goal to add more pages! #art #sciart #books #poetry #nature Feather & Stone: a Chapbook of Art, Poetry and Musings 🪶on @BackerKit! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...
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Feather & Stone: a Chapbook of Art, Poetry and Musings
A chapbook collecting new and old drawings paired with my poetry and musings on life and nature.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Blink a few times, have a snack, take your meds. -Sometimes self care means doing the hard stuff.  -The Lurking Horror complained the Cursed Object is better at playing the floor is lava because Cursey can change shape. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I brought a new plushie home yesterday. Everyone, this is Browsy Bear. Browsy Bear, this is everyone. (Feral hair and no makeup due to feeling ugh from an early morning meeting.)
A woman with wearing diamond-shaped wire-frame glasses and obviously at THREAT LEVEL: BIG HAIR, holding a friendly-looking teddy bear.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds -Onerous Task time. Do something to make things easier for Future You -The Cursed Object is floating around the ceiling, looking at the tops of the bookcases to see if any jam has been hidden there ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
:: chanting :: I don’t need it I don’t need it I don’t need it be responsible to your budget BE RESPONSIBLE www.midnighthour.com/products/edw...
midnighthour.com
Edward Gorey Victorian Blouse by Midnight Hour – Lace Collar & Detachable Ruffle Top
Shop Edward Gorey Victorian Blouse—cream gothic button-front top with Peter Pan collar, black lace trim, and removable velvet ruffle. Office-to-evening polish with macabre print. Sizes XS–4XL.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BRAIN: let's put "foundations of decay" on repeat ME: I'm always up for listening to MCR, but that seems like a weird choice for repeat. BRAIN: foundations foundations foundations ME: Um, is everything okay in there? BRAIN: sure. of course. FOUNDATIONS OF DECAY NOW
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stretch your hands and wrists, have a snack, take some meds. -The world really is a better place with you in it. Please don’t give up. -Lurky and Cursey both had nightmares, so are building a blanket fort together. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The DVD and Blu-Ray of The Vampire Lestat will be released on Nov. 3rd, for those of us who want physical media! And it's already available for preorder. The best/funniest bonus feature? Karaoke and Lyric Videos. Listen closely: that is the sound of @peteventers.bsky.social muttering "dear god no"
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that was performative lestat
ALT: that was performative lestat
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Maximilian @maxlovecraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Or for @cupcakegoth.bsky.social a flamethrower. What @peteventers.bsky.social says be damned.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds. -Take 10 min. to do nothing, including not looking at anything online. Rest. -The Cursed Object refuses to come down from the top of the bookcase, and is demanding blankets. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey Seattle-area folks! Mad Scientist Estate Sale, the sequel is THIS SATURDAY, 12-6., at Chasm at the Quality Flea Center (416 15th Ave E Capitol Hill, Seattle). Graphic Novels, Star Wars and Star Trek blueprints of the space ships and  Spider-Man and Wolverine Comics.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Big stretch! Have a snack, take your meds. -Not everyone will like you. That’s fine. Don’t chase their good opinion. -It’s been raining a bit, so the tiny cryptids are waiting for “big puddles” to go splashing in. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No advice from your Goth Auntie today, as she has a migraine and feels wretched. Drink some water, take your meds, and be gentle with yourself.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If anyone is looking for a version of the "governess" blouse by Selkie, the fabulous Madwoman in the Attic is making them. Here's the Depop link, but she can also custom make them! www.depop.com/products/spa...
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Button down long sleeved shirt made of black and... | Depop
Button down long sleeved shirt made of black and white striped poly cotton. Features a dramatic v-shaped waistline and a double layer of cascading ruffles.... - Sold by @sparrowlux
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds You’re allowed to have boundaries. You’re *supposed* to have boundaries The Lurking Horror found all of its missing diaries, and has said they’re going to hide them in a place only they would think of ❤️AuntieJilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Having just finished rewatching S2 of Penny Dreadful, do I want to force myself to rewatch S3? The only plot line I care about is Vanessa’s, and even then I stop at “Ebb Tide”, because I refute the existence of the last two episodes. … I think I just answered my own question.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seriously, I’ve seen the video clip from tonight’s MCR concert where Gerard SAID THAT. :: screams :: If you have (other) friends who are MCR fans, be prepared for them being incoherent with glee. OH MY GOD YES RECORD/RELEASE A NEW ALBUM PLEASE WE’VE WAITED SO LONG
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mst3knutmeg.bsky.social @mst3knutmeg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The MCR concert was wild for so many reasons esp cause they just straight up said the fans deserve a new album?? GERARD WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
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Hannah Lock @hannahlock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Patreon sticker for this month! patreon.com/hannahlock
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds. -Take breaks from the internet whenever you can. -The pink candles have returned, along with a small pile of pebbles. The tiny cryptids are still being suspiciously quiet. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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Sihaya 💖💖💖 @sihaya74.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SAME, WILL, SAME #HannibalRewatch 💖💖💖
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's nothing wrong with you, and you are not broken. The world that should offer us peace, warmth, and book clubs in the old forest with sophisticated animals in little tweed suits is broken.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sometimes the stars align and not only am I listening to the bandom playlist, but Clovis Devilbunny is keeping me company at my desk, and then we can dance around to his favorite song, MCR's cover of "Astro Zombies".
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In my heart of hearts, I believe that MCR decided to release a pink vinyl version just for meeeeeeeeee. mychemicalromance.warnerrecords.com/products/the...
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The Black Parade (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) Baby Pink Vinyl 2LP
My Chemical Romance's "The Black Parade (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition)" includes the original album plus six bonus tracks: three live performances from The Black Parade World Tour (2007), never bef...
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds -You deserve care and kindness, and you’re allowed to ask for it -All the pink candles have vanished from my witchy supplies drawers. Both Cursey and Lurky are being very quiet, which is suspicious ❤️AuntieJilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay, this is adorable and I want it. uneven.ca/collections/...
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Sugar Goth Pendant - Uneven X Olivia Faust - Ready to Ship
A heart-shaped mini cake, adorned with delicate icing details, a gothic inscription, and spiderweb accents. Inspired by Olivia Faust‘s infamous Sugar Goth Cake, it‘s the sweetest way to add a little d...
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I realize I'm late to the party, but I'm getting into @twintemple.bsky.social and they're FANTASTIC. I need to introduce my Dad to their music.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, have a snack, take your meds. -Darling, babycakes, you HAVE to rest. It’s not an optional thing. -Bitey Friend’s new hobby is gnawing on light posts. Is it teething? Does this mean it’s growing even more teeth? I have no idea. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dammit, this is out of stock! I NEED MORE FANCY WITCH HATS. I DO. www.fernandtwig.com/product-page...
fernandtwig.com
Pink Ruffle and Rose Full Size Witch’s Hat | Fern and Twig Market
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've taken to replying to various sugar daddy messages across social media with my ko-fi link, but nothing else. Surprise surprise, no money has been sent.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No advice from your Goth Auntie today, as she had to get up stupid early for a meeting. Drink some water, take your meds, and be kind to yourself and others whenever possible.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The ONLY good thing about having to get up early for a meeting (that really could have been an email, dammit) is that I get to have some of the bread fresh out of the oven. All hail the Madwoman In the Attic, baker extraordinaire!
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Rest your eyes for a few minutes, drink some water, take your meds. -Not everyone is going to like you. That’s okay. -Apparently the tiny cryptids have been mostly napping. G-D I envy them. ❤️Auntie Jilli
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No advice from your Goth Auntie today, as she’s still recovering from a few things. Drink some waster, take your meds, and look after yourself.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No advice from your Goth Auntie today, as she’s recuperating from a bad migraine and medical things. (EVERYTHING IS FINE.) Drink some water, take your meds, and be gentle with yourself.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oooooh. Do I need another eyeshadow palette? No. But I just saw this one, and oooooh, that's a lot of colors I like. www.etsy.com/listing/4489...
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Nevermore 12-pan Pressed Pigment and Eyeshadow Palette - Etsy
This Eye Shadows item by EnsleyReignCosmetics has 1104 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Grants Pass, OR. Listed on Sep 1, 2026
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Big stretch! Drink some water, take your meds. -You’re trying so hard. I’m proud of you. -The Lurking Horror wants to know when there will be piles of leaves to play in. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Girls Running From Houses @girlfleeshouse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The girl is escaping the house in summer.
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Mae A Blaire @batsncatsnpumpkins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's Halloween season for real now! Happy September 1st! (This does not exempt you from similar announcements October 1st and later)
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Bongo Cat Pumpkins
ALT: Bongo Cat Pumpkins
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