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gothy arthritic bureaucrat (she/her) and malfunctioning destroyer of civilization

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GET SHRIT OF THIS AT dashare.zone/products/the... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A OLD TIMEY SKELATEN THAT SAYS " THE GOVERENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " AND THE DAMB GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS MADE OF THE WORST PEOPLE YOUR EVER GONA SEE, BUT THEY TOLD US IN 4TH GRADE TAHT THE GOVERMENT IS HERE TO SERVE US AND EVERYONE STILL BELEIVES IT FOR SOME REASON, IT PROBLY SHOULD DO THAT BUT READ THE NEWS FOR 30 SECONDS AND SEE IF THATS TRUE LMAO , AND IF YOU EVER MENTION THIS SOME ONE WILL POP UP AND SAY "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, VOTE" WHICH IS FUNNY BECUASE THE SUPPREME COURT IS THE ONE WHOSE DOIN HALF THE DIRTY WORK, AND YOUR NOT ALOWED TO VOTE FOR IT, THINK ABOUT IT, I DONT HAVE A SOLUTION BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING FUN INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY EAT NEWS ARTICLES THATS MEANT TO KEEP YOU IN A STATE OF FEAR ,  YOU NEED TO GO TO THE WOOD'S, THE LEAFS ARE FALLING NOW, MOST CINEMATIC TIME TO GO TO THE BEST PLACE THATS LEFT IN THE DAMB WORLD , GO TO THE FOREST BEFORE THEY OUTLAW IT OR TURN IT INTO A CAR DEALERSHIP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It takes years of training to perfect this manoeuvre. #WorldBollardAssociation
An NYPD police car balances its rear wheel in a black bollard leaving the car stranded in the air.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Share this with any idiots who are still struggling with the concept of consent.
When idiots try to point out Jane Doe showed up as a willing partier.
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I told my husband you have to explain it to these mouthbreathers in simple terms. It's like going to a pizza party and being excited to get the two slices you were looking forward to. Sweet! Two slices! Nice!
But then a line forms and everyone has a slice in hand. They start cramming the slices in your mouth even as you're saying
"no thank you! Stop! I've eaten enough!" But they don't stop and then text other party goers to join in.
You're choking and have a split lip from guests shoving pizza down your throat, so you go tell the host what happened. Then the host says "well, YOU came for pizza, didn't you? I don't see any problem here."
And that's as simple as I can get without drawing stick figures for these morons.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 01/10/2026
leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984
leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984
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D. Allan Drummond @dadrummond.art · 01/10/2026
Surprise from my lab today 🥹🧪
A glass plaque on a desk etched with text that reads “20 YEARS
Congratulations
D. Allan Drummond
In honor of 20 years leading your own research lab. We thank you for your leadership, commitment, and mentorship.
May the years ahead bring continued discovery and rigorous science that pushes the boundaries of the field:
Drummond Lab
October 1, 2026”

The “0” in 20 is rendered as a budding yeast cell, the organism we’ve worked on most in those two decades.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jenny Nicholson in an Ouannii hat, a large Porg to her right
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
made by a girl who just figured out her gender
Emma with cateye glasses and a hairband, with a linoone stole over a coffee-cup patterned dress and a bunch of petticoats. Her partner pokemon, a clefairy named Honey Bun, perches menacingly on her forearm. She prepared to throw a luxury ball with her other hand.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of my favorite pages from Luxury Ball (2016)
Cover of the Luxury Ball zine. Roselia in a flowing formal gown, sitting on a pokeball, with the words “Luxury Ball” in aggressively loopy cursive. James from the Pokemon anime in heels and a strapless sequin dress, sitting on top of his partner Weezing. Deoxys in its speed an attack forms. Deoxys speed wears a form-fitting romper with a cape, Deoxys attack wears pearl earrings and tiara and a flowing single-shoulder dress. Sableye wears a cowl dress and several jeweled accessories. She’s sitting on top of a Probobass, who seems unbothered.
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
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‘Hitler was a lazy criminal who slept in until noon’: why most of what we think we know about the rise of the Nazis is wrong
In a new book, German artist and writer Philipp Ruch argues that viewing the ascent of Hitler’s NSDAP through the prism of the Third Reich has distorted our understanding of fascism’s electoral breakt...
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/10/2026
conversely the lethal injection is apparently one of the LEAST reliably "humane" methods but it's so overrepresented because people see it as a sterile medical procedure. anyway i don't think there's a humane way for the state to execute someone
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/10/2026
i was doing some reading on the relative (heavy emphasis on relative) degree to which each execution method is "humane" and it seems like the answer is the guillotine was probably reliably the most humane to the person you're killing but they stopped using it because basically it "seems" barbaric
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Lesley Conner @lesleyconner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Check out Apex's new T-shirt and tote bad design for this year's Kickstarter. Created by the amazing Ori Whipple!
Apex Magazine's T-shirt design for our Kickstarter. Says Support Your Local Punks with profiles of many different punk heads.
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Kevin Moorebidity @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.
TinTin discovers Edward Said.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/05/2025
"Tyrannosaurus rex was greatly feared and disliked by the other Dinosaurs, on account of his highly annoying habit of sneaking up on them and then shouting really loud in their ears."

[Line drawing of a T-rex attacking some kind of Hadrosaur.]
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AC Transit @rideact.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She has arrived! La Catrina made a grand entrance in Fruitvale Village today! We celebrated Hispanic Heritage Month as AC Transit GM/CEO Sal Llamas and @bart.gov President Melissa Hernandez rode Line 1T from Uptown Oakland to Fruit Village.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Roberts: colleen, settle down! remember our mantra Hoover: fuck the mantra! i'm angried up! i'm boiling with rage! i got ants in my pants and i'm itchin' to fight! Roberts: that's not the romance way! Roberts: leave the shivivng to mary shelley Hoover i don't need a shiv the way i'm gonna do it
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[opening a bank account] APP: hello we are your bank. please take a photo of yourself APP: great! now take another photo of yourself looking to the left APP: great! now one with your underwear pulled to the side APP: now record a 20 second video telling me I’ve been a naughty boy
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly, given medieval monastic politics this tracks.
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Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big Balls' grandfather was KGB Colonel Valery Martynov. He was coerced back to Moscow under false pretenses after the Ames affair, arrested, & executed for being a double agent. His grandmother was stripped of all assets & forced to do drudge work to support herself, his mom. & uncle. Details👇1/
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Prominent DOGE Staffer Is Grandson Of Turncoat KGB Spy
Edward “Big Balls” Coristine happens to be the descendant of Valery Martynov, a KGB agent who spied for the US.
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Reskeet with your mental state
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SML Battlebots Robot Spinning on Logo
Alt: From BattleBots, a robot with a horizontal saw spins around and around above the logo on the floor of the arena
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 22h
Called my younger child a drama llama (first time she’d ever heard the phrase) and she said “no YOU’RE the drama llama” (obviously because I’m an amazing parent who has taught her the subtle art of the devastating comeback) my reply: “no, I’m the facts giraffe” She looked at me in horror
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22h
Yeah so we all just got tear gassed on the way out of Rocky Horror, be careful downtown
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 21h
I “got stuck” behind the drawers today. Everyone had to come help me so I felt awkward telling them I wasn’t stuck, I was just being a little shit
an orange cat is being snuggled on a halloween blankie with one paw extended toward the camera. you can tell by his facial expression that he has recently been a little shit causing trouble
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Macaron0verlord @macaronoverlord.bsky.social · 20h
Bloodymarytober day 2- Blood #bloodymary
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Naniiebim Store open! @naniiebim.bsky.social · 19h
25/04/20 #naniiebimGOart #goodomens This idiot is fireproof when he remembers. (We were robbed of cCrowley - falling out of the Bentley- face first, bum up- then jerking himself up- spinning around and facing Aziraphale and co. as if he hadn't.)
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17h
My teacher brother has just informed me that his primary school kids now refer to anything shit or old fashioned as "Brexit". Which has made my morning.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 17h
Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
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earthy @earthinmywindow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Vampire Uni is fangtastic! @unicouniuni3.bsky.social
October calendar page featuring Uni the cat in a vampire cape
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 16h
And the police
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BattleBots @battlebots.bsky.social · 15h
⚠️ Spoiler Zone ⚠️ What a start to the Quarter Finals! Tell us: Which winning robot looked most impressive, and which bots do you think were the most innovative? Watch FREE worldwide on YouTube. ▶️ youtu.be/pr9DCxnxg5E The BattleBots Pro League Powered by Bright Data. 📸 Original photos by D Longmire
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John Coulthart @johncoulthart.com · 14h
Today's surprise post from Li'l Factory, a small publisher based in Sweden. If you write a regular blog people sometimes send you things. This isn't, however, a reason for doing it.
Four clothbound books in different colours: green, light purple, blue and fawn. Each book is imprinted with an identifying number (eg: fac_ss04(E)) and a spot illustration, the two most visible ones being a line drawing of some kind of hole in the sky, and a half-toned photo of a head wearing a space helmet.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 21h
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 23h
And, for the coup de grace, two bills protecting fire survivors from predatory insurance companies, which he vetoed, deliberately, to punish fire survivors for rejecting his "reform" bill that was actually a huge payout to SCE for starting fires. calmatters.org/economy/2026...
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Newsom vetoes insurance-claim bills: Is it ‘petty’ politics?
California governor rejects legislation sponsored by LA fire victims, who had spoken out against his wildfire-liability effort.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 23h
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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mofusand(ぢゅの) @sharkcat.bsky.social · 14h
今年も奴らがやってきた!
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 01/10/2026
The Hum marches North #Hookland
View from behind a pylon looking north beneath a line of them to the horizon.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 13h
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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caitliwinx ⚔️🍂🪾 @caitliwinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Determined now more than ever to draw women with big fuck off swords
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tee hee
A street sign for a street called Crumps Butts
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway this is all very earnest but obviously we're dealing with another high profile case of this and I'm having big feelings about it again bc it IS fucked up, and we ARE right to be mad. It's all monstrous.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote this book so teens could read and know at least one adult would look them in the eye, agree that it's all so fucked up, and give them space to be fucking furious. Now Squad is one of my most banned books.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When it came out I visited my high school (they paid me to it was like reparations) and met w the kids who ran the Consent Club. The culture they described was nearly identical to the one I'd grown up in. 20 years earlier. There's just no recourse. It's the only crime the victim gets punished for.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The thing about this book is that I wrote it from a deeply personal place-- it takes place where I went to hs, the main girl looks suspiciously like me-- about the rape culture I experienced at the age that was unacceptable. And all I've ever wanted for this book was its cultural irrelevance.
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2026
The Three Stooges actually enjoyed a productive post-Hollywood career as clandestine assassins for the CIA. Curly alone boasted seventy-eight confirmed kills inside of Soviet Russia until his death in 1952 by stepping on a defensive rake with one hundred grams of Semtex embedded in the handle
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pass a law clarifying that the supreme court’s appellate jurisdiction does not begin until a final ruling has been made by district and appeals courts.
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today’s cat is lurking #CatBreak #BlueskyCats #CatSky
Low light photograph of scuffed basement stairs leading down into a space with Gothic decorations. An ornate armed chair in silver and black sits beside a candelabra-styled lamp beneath an oil painting of the artist Kambriel. A white and black cat sits on one of the lower risers. She is small with elfin features. She looks up at the person taking the photo.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They were the worst of times, and they were the worst of times. They were the times when all you wanted was a pillow fort and enough books & tea to quiet the little voices in your head.
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