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Jim

@bondcliff.bsky.social
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Outraged, but I don't use Bluesky for that. I'm just here to make my little jokes. One time I made Cow Tools. ⭕️⭕️⭕️ Masshole. (He/Him) More than happy to be your Internet Dad if you need one. www.jimmerullo.com

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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 3h
Was in a band called 999mb. We never had a gig.
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 6h
The names that the Wu-Tang Clan name generator is capable of spitting out are just as good as the "real" Wu-Tang Clan members names. If you can't accept that you will not survive in tomorrow's world. I will often spend hours on end generating names, this is how your kids will interact with Hip-hop.
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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 16h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never run moonshine with Bo and Luke Duke? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with them? [SMITH]: That is Coy and Vance
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 6h
I finally tried to use AI for something and it, of course, was mostly useless.
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Delete every post and photo of mine from before 2026.
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I can't delete them directly for you, but you can bulk-delete everything before 2026 yourself using Activity Log / Your Activity:
On Facebook:
1. Go to your profile and tap the Options (three dots) menu below your profile picture.
2. Tap Activity log.
3. Tap Manage your posts to review photos, videos, and status updates.
4. Tap Filters at the top and select a Date range for before 2026.
5. Select the posts you want to remove and tap Move to trash. Content in trash is automatically deleted after 30 days.
On Instagram:
1. Go to your profile and open the main menu.
2. Tap Your activity.
3. Select Photos and videos and then Posts.
4. Use Sort & filter to select the date range.
5. Select the content and tap Delete.
You can manage it here: Use Manage Activity
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 19h
Poster I had in my room growing up. (Not this one exactly but close).
A poster for 80s alternative band The Alarm.  There is a spray painted poppy in the lower left.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 20h
I’m going to be UNSTOPPABLE.
My brand new Brother P-Touch label maker that I can use from my computer!
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 22h
Going through my mom’s stuff, I found the hospital bill from when she had me in 1969. She was in five days (standard birth) and it cost $590. My parents paid $15.00.
A bill from a hospital. 1969. Five day stay for $590.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know The Internet has always been a big fan of Iris, but I'm sorry to report that Iris has a very large tumor on her liver and we will be showering her with love and scritchies for the next few days until a vet comes to our house on Monday to give her a peaceful exit.
Iris, our cat, as a kitten. Cute face, pink nose. A low angle shot of Iris coming out of shadow. Iris, wondering why we never replace the food in the bowl with new food. Iris looking up at someone. Probably fantasizing about murdering them.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I spent so many years worried I was going to go actual jail for getting caught with a joint.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Regular people need enough math to understand how credit cards and gambling apps work. Enough science to believe in climate change and vaccines. Enough engineering to not be constantly manipulated by the internet. And enough humanities to think critically and understand other humans.
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⭕️Bailedwiththehay @chunkymilkshake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just started watching the video for that song we're all supposed to know about. I turned it off after 2:45. Thoughts: 1) Why does country music rely on clichés so much? 2) It's 2026. I get it that vaping doesn't look as cool but stop trying to make smoking happen again. 3) Total dog shit.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wife guy reporting in. bsky.app/profile/bond...
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t know what she’d post, but know Iris would have me muted.
Iris, my cat, looks at me in late afternoon light.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Made focaccia.
Two loaves of focaccia on two cooling racks.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Made a lamb ragu.
A bowl of salad and a plate of rigatoni with lamb ragu.
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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Check it out, your stock is rising 📈
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is worth watching if you miss old U2. Is there another band as big as them that has had the same lineup for as long?
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U2 Surprise Dublin Fans With Grafton Street Performance to Mark 50 Years Together
YouTube video by Virgin Media News
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please don't tell me about any new guys. Thanks.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What are some better Simpsons episodes after season 10 or so?
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, because coffee is meant to be hot.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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China Space Watch @chinaspace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
China’s Tiangong Space Station crosses in front of Jupiter in this remarkable astrophotography shot. Just hundreds of kilometres above Earth, Tiangong appears in front of Jupiter, a world hundreds of millions of kilometres away. Captured by 沈老思347
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s a lot that I love: Claypool, Jamerson, Cactus, but I think It always comes back to the Ox. Just the coolest motherfucker on the planet with a true rock star death. (Doing coke with strippers)
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 24/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/acar...
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Live For Live Music @liveforlivemusic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I don't think I understood what a Phish show actually was until I saw one. It felt less like going to see a concert and more like discovering this whole world I didn't know existed." — #TheBear actor Chris Witaske on his first Phish show in 1997
liveforlivemusic.com
The Best Band I Ever Saw Live
'The Bear' actor Chris Witaske recalls seeing his first Phish show back in 1997 and how that show led to over 100 more.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man, you could run an AI data center off the sexual tension in that Elizabeth Holmes documentary trailer. I don’t think we’re prepared to watch the entire film.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi, I’m Mike Meyers and there’s nothing “Shagadelic, baby!” about clinical depression
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One thing about me is, if my wife farts anywhere in the house and I can hear it, I will yell down "I heard that."
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need more coffee but my cat is on my lap and my wife is still in bed. Does anyone know if the fire department will handle stuff like this?
Iris, being an asshoie as usual, looking in to my mostly-empty cup of coffee, and laughing at my misfortune.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hoist (1994) recording sessions.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We buried my mom today. It's fine. She was 94, well past her expiration date. She knew it and we knew it. It was time. But the thing I have to tell you about my mom is... her TV was always on. When I was a kid she had a little B&W TV...
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Gwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...
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High Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen Marshall
A satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG!
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No punches thrown at mom’s wake. Success.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I clean up nice.
One handsome ass mofo in a suit.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look at young Jim wondering where he can get a mount for a 50 cal.
A 20-something man stands next to a red Toyota pickup truck
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my uncle was a guerrilla fighter in ethiopia in the 80s and they used toyota trucks and suvs exclusively. when he moved to the states the first truck he bought was a tacoma. “it will go anywhere”
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whaaaaaaaaaaat doooooooes a yeeeeeellow liiiight mean?
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The day we cancelled our cable subscription and could no longer watch the games was the day they began winning instead of losing so I guess you’re welcome, Boston.
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A Real Octopus @a-real-octopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I've seen people say there's some supplement or medication or something they took before getting flu and/or covid vaccinations to lessen the effects, does anyone know what that is?
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
According to my mom, a piece of glass.
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maryr✨ @merveille.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We all have that one homie who is like “man, I love cooking so much!” And the picture is, say, a bowl of Cap’n Crunch and a slice of dry toast.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You get your ass handed to you every day, You get your ass handed to you every day, You get your ass handed to you every day, You get handed your own ass every day. (Repeat)
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I made a joke and the US border guard laughed and said we were her favorite people to cross all day and I don’t win many things but today we won the US border and I will take it.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saw some birds. (Gannets)
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