Reposted by JimPpallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 6hThe names that the Wu-Tang Clan name generator is capable of spitting out are just as good as the "real" Wu-Tang Clan members names. If you can't accept that you will not survive in tomorrow's world. I will often spend hours on end generating names, this is how your kids will interact with Hip-hop. 06010
Reposted by JimMike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 16h[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never run moonshine with Bo and Luke Duke? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with them? [SMITH]: That is Coy and Vance 6688
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 6hI finally tried to use AI for something and it, of course, was mostly useless. 350
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 19hPoster I had in my room growing up. (Not this one exactly but close). 360
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 22hGoing through my mom’s stuff, I found the hospital bill from when she had me in 1969. She was in five days (standard birth) and it cost $590. My parents paid $15.00. 4162
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know The Internet has always been a big fan of Iris, but I'm sorry to report that Iris has a very large tumor on her liver and we will be showering her with love and scritchies for the next few days until a vet comes to our house on Monday to give her a peaceful exit. 26510
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I spent so many years worried I was going to go actual jail for getting caught with a joint. 0130
Reposted by JimMartha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Regular people need enough math to understand how credit cards and gambling apps work. Enough science to believe in climate change and vaccines. Enough engineering to not be constantly manipulated by the internet. And enough humanities to think critically and understand other humans. 1126
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I just started watching the video for that song we're all supposed to know about. I turned it off after 2:45. Thoughts: 1) Why does country music rely on clichés so much? 2) It's 2026. I get it that vaping doesn't look as cool but stop trying to make smoking happen again. 3) Total dog shit. 320
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t know what she’d post, but know Iris would have me muted. 1321
Reposted by Jimandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 252291442
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is worth watching if you miss old U2. Is there another band as big as them that has had the same lineup for as long?youtube.comU2 Surprise Dublin Fans With Grafton Street Performance to Mark 50 Years TogetherYouTube video by Virgin Media News 130
Reposted by JimGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203186955285
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What are some better Simpsons episodes after season 10 or so? 210
Reposted by JimChina Space Watch @chinaspace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026China’s Tiangong Space Station crosses in front of Jupiter in this remarkable astrophotography shot. Just hundreds of kilometres above Earth, Tiangong appears in front of Jupiter, a world hundreds of millions of kilometres away. Captured by 沈老思347 5442119
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There’s a lot that I love: Claypool, Jamerson, Cactus, but I think It always comes back to the Ox. Just the coolest motherfucker on the planet with a true rock star death. (Doing coke with strippers) 050
Reposted by JimLive For Live Music @liveforlivemusic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"I don't think I understood what a Phish show actually was until I saw one. It felt less like going to see a concert and more like discovering this whole world I didn't know existed." — #TheBear actor Chris Witaske on his first Phish show in 1997liveforlivemusic.comThe Best Band I Ever Saw Live'The Bear' actor Chris Witaske recalls seeing his first Phish show back in 1997 and how that show led to over 100 more. 0298
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Man, you could run an AI data center off the sexual tension in that Elizabeth Holmes documentary trailer. I don’t think we’re prepared to watch the entire film. 040
Reposted by JimViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hi, I’m Mike Meyers and there’s nothing “Shagadelic, baby!” about clinical depression 6470108
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One thing about me is, if my wife farts anywhere in the house and I can hear it, I will yell down "I heard that." 3111
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I need more coffee but my cat is on my lap and my wife is still in bed. Does anyone know if the fire department will handle stuff like this? 0250
Reposted by Jimdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm 523851648
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We buried my mom today. It's fine. She was 94, well past her expiration date. She knew it and we knew it. It was time. But the thing I have to tell you about my mom is... her TV was always on. When I was a kid she had a little B&W TV... 2240
Reposted by JimGwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...drgwenmarshall.itch.ioHigh Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen MarshallA satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG! 482195768
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Look at young Jim wondering where he can get a mount for a 50 cal. 180
Reposted by Jimmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026my uncle was a guerrilla fighter in ethiopia in the 80s and they used toyota trucks and suvs exclusively. when he moved to the states the first truck he bought was a tacoma. “it will go anywhere” 231031101
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The day we cancelled our cable subscription and could no longer watch the games was the day they began winning instead of losing so I guess you’re welcome, Boston. 190
Reposted by JimA Real Octopus @a-real-octopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think I've seen people say there's some supplement or medication or something they took before getting flu and/or covid vaccinations to lessen the effects, does anyone know what that is? 101
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We all have that one homie who is like “man, I love cooking so much!” And the picture is, say, a bowl of Cap’n Crunch and a slice of dry toast. 390
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You get your ass handed to you every day, You get your ass handed to you every day, You get your ass handed to you every day, You get handed your own ass every day. (Repeat) 020
Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I made a joke and the US border guard laughed and said we were her favorite people to cross all day and I don’t win many things but today we won the US border and I will take it. 2200