The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026our own bitter karella will be on the road promoting their books Moonflow and Quaint Folk soon! Come see us, why not? 16113
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ray Bradbury: look everyone i just got an original animation cel Bradbury: animation! what a marvelous medium to spark the wonder of youthful fancy! Bradbury: a vista of endless possibility as vast a child's imagination! King: what cel did you get? Bradbury: it's the fat rat from charlotte's web 1426647
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Lucy Rose: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the lamb Rose: it's about a girl whose mom is a cannibal Rose: you know how that is, when your mom is a cannibal Rose: so embarrassing Rose: parents just don't understand 118021
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 22/09/2026James Wan: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the spooky doll King: oo a spooky doll? nice Wan: yeah and not just any spooky doll Wan: this one's a spooky VICTORIAN doll King: oo i hope it's made of porcelain Poe: gotta have the porcelain 521927
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Poe: boy it's been a while Poe: feels like we haven't met for a campfire in weeks! Poe: hopefully nothing interesting happened while we were gone King: check out this AI slop picture i made of my dog!!!!!!!! Poe: Poe: oh Poe: uh King: It's my dog!!!!!! Koontz: did you say dog????? King: yes!!!! Poe: 826139
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyLesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Today might be your lucky day, people!! 0149
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyLeticia Urieta @leticiaasu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is not a drill! All five seasons of Are You Afraid of the Dark are on Tubi!static.klipy.comAre You Afraid Of The Dark: Midnight CampfireAlt: A child throwing powder into a Campfire while other teens sit next to him on rocks. 310438
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyRobin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hey, Peculiar Productions are doing my one-act play "Stitched Up" in Cardiff on 30 October! It's a literary satire about Frankenstein that I may or may not have self-plagiarised a bunched of jokes from into the first @midnightpals.bsky.social episode. www.ticketsource.com/porters-card...ticketsource.comStitched Up! at Porter's TheatreTickets are now available for Stitched Up! at Porter's Theatre, Cardiff on Fri 30 Oct 2026. Click the link for further information and to secure your tickets now! 0124
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Mr Beast: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the most dangerous game Richard Connell: hey wait a second 6420107
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 31/08/2026[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: what newsss Rowling: tell the dark lord of your accomplishmentsss Graham Linehan: i have something to report Linehan: they put it in the newspaper that i got mad! Rowling: who put in in the newsspaper? Linehan: i did! 6597123
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Reposted by The Midnight SocietyLesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Where's your second favorite goblin gonna be this fall to shill the exciting debuts of my folk horror novel QUAINT FOLK and my bizarro novella MONOCEROS?? 77316
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyLesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Big news!! i'll be at The Book Loft in Oak Park, IL with the rest of the new Bizarro authors to celebrate the release of our totally cool novellas!! 0266
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i'm jussst here to sset the record sstraight Rowling: becaussse there'sss been a lot of sslander about me in the yellow presssss lately Barker: i thought you owned the press Rowling: i mean, effectively 330956
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The HWA grievance committee is run by the failed Trump judicial Nominee who praised the Klan? Seems not ideal! 39832
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyDorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Talking about the upcoming Quaint Folk by Bitter Karella www.patreon.com/doriandawes/...patreon.comQuaint Folk by Bitter Karella | Dorian DawesQuaint Folk by Bitter Karella by Dorian Dawes on Patreon. Join Dorian Dawes's community for exclusive content and updates. 2177
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Name the flavors if H.P. Lovecraft had owned a hip ice cream shop: 35939466
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 15/08/2026JK Rowling: hurry up children, we're all going to pay tribute to dobby'sssss grave! Barker: dobby the elf that you made up? Rowling: blassssphemy! Rowling: dobby is real and he died for your sssinsss! 834661
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Stephen King: submitted for the approval of Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eyyyy stephano king King: oh for pete's sake King: we only interacted like three times on twitter! King: how long is this going to go on?! 229253
Reposted by The Midnight SocietySuzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 05/08/2026THIS IS WHY!!!! WE CALL!!! GREAT JOB EVERYONE 🩷 KOSA did pass the house but remember the senate has a conflicting version. Keep calling, it matters! 638912190
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Sèphera Girón: so i hear some of you writers don't like ai Girón: well, i'm tired of all you writers not liking ai! Girón: and i'm gonna let you all know it! Girón: i'm mad as hell! Girón: put that in the newspaper! Girón: or better yet Girón: put it in the HWA newsletter! 738380
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Stephen King: guys, i'm really excited King: tonight we've got an actual, genuine humor writer to talk to us! Piers Anthony: oh gosh, steve! you Anthony: you flatter me! King: i uh King: i wasn't actually talking about you, piers Anthony: 423421
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/08/2026August Derleth: welcome to another sanity-draining game of Call of Cathulhu Derleth: i'm your dungeonmaster, august Derleth Derleth: let's go around the table are reintroduce our characters Derleth: and they better NOT be subversive! 622444
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 30/07/2026[mysterious circle of robed figures] Kathleen Stock: dark lord! dark lord! Stock: terrible news!! Stock: the feile en phobail art festival says we can't run our usual genital inspection booth! JK Rowling: WHAT Rowling: thisss iss an outrage!! Rowling: the people LOVE our genital insspection booth!! 339896
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyDavid Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 30/07/2026@midnightpals.bsky.social saw this and thought of you... 1153
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyEvan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I appreciated a lot of Nolan's epic blockbuster retelling the Cass story from the perspective of Jolyon Maugham of the Good Law Project, and making Rowling a snake woman in the tradition of @midnightpals.bsky.social was a lot of fun, but I can't say I loved the credulous portrayal of Keira Bell. 0522
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Poe: this slop is insufferable! Poe: if only there was an auteur to save us! Darren Aronofsky: did someone call for an auteur Poe: oh thank god! Aronofsky: have you ever thought about the good things about slop Poe: oh my god Poe: they got to you too! 623546
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Zach London: so as you can see London: the time has come to submit to gossip goblin London: the age of human creativity is at an end London: now is the age of the goblin 213921
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Zach London: you know that sinking feeling that you get when you click on a youtube video that looks cool but then you realize it's AI slop made by an unfeeling machine? London: what if you could also get that feeling in a movie theater? London: gentlemen i give you gossip goblin 522140
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Dean Koontz: guess what guys! Koontz: it's my birthday! Koontz: so i'm gonna go to las vegas to party it up with homer simpson, spongebob squarepants and wile e coyote! Poe: King: Barker: Lovecraft: Koontz: and, to be clear, this is a real thing i posted 823125
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyFurry Found Footage ➡️ FURPOC @furryfootage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026FURRY FOUND FOOTAGE AFTER DARK NOW AVAILABLE furryfoundfootage.itch.io/furry-found-... 35+ artists 80 pages of kinky illustrations, comics, stories, and non-fiction 18+ only All proceeds will go toward OutFront Minnesota, the state's largest LGBTQIA+ advocacy organization 471996645
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 16/07/2026[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: finally my evil plan reachesss fruition Rowling: it'ss taken me yearss of careful planning but finally Rowling: finally!!! Rowling: finally we can defeat the sscourge of human rightsss 3626185
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Megan Bontrager: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the sea hides its dead Bontrager: where are the dead? Bontrager: you'll never find 'em Bontrager: and why's that? Bontrager: cuz the sea is hiding them 216824
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyVivian Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 14/07/2026TARGETED MARKETING CAMPAIGN 🏳️⚧️🦈 610821
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 14/07/2026[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: apparently amnessty international ssayss i'm anti-rightss Rowling: how dare they! Rowling: i'm going to take away their right to ssay that 7741216
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 13/07/2026John Scalzi: [carrying tray of burritos] who wants delicious burritos?! Scalzi: you've got your choice Scalzi: peanut butter and mayo Scalzi: apple sauce and vodka sauce Scalzi: chicken adobo and asbestos Scalzi: beef stroganoff and gravel 656180
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Slimyswampghost: finally! after all these years! SSG: it's happening! SSG: it's the sirenhead movie! Koontz: oo! i love sirenhead! Koontz: does he dance in this movie? SSG: SSG: no 112016
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Stephen King: boy howdy King: this whole graham platner thing King: the sexual assault allegations are pretty troubling King: nevertheless 946489
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Whitley Strieber: welcome to the dreamland podcast Strieber: the only podcast that casts the pod that the man doesn't want you to know Strieber: the truth is out there Strieber: or is that just what THEY want you to think? Strieber: trust no one Strieber: or is that just who THEY want you to trust? 524046
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/07/2026William Peter Blatty: OMG guys!!! the society of st. pius X has schismed from the mother church!!!! Blatty: this could be the biggest interdoctrinal ecumenitestimal since the integral convergence of the helgrimite blasphemy at the diet of dendronal in 1536!!!!!! Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Barker: 11731148
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyM. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 02/07/2026There is a direct line one can trace from the way the religious right in the 80s & 90s went after Goths, Pagans, vampires & other non-conformist identity groups - often by framing them as delusional & inherently dangerous to minors - and their successful attacks upon trans people now 933194
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Damien McCarthy: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, i call this the tale of the guy who, via a series of Rube Goldberg-esque contrivances, has a supernatural experience McCarthy: also McCarthy: there's a spooky rabbit Ramsey Campbell: ooo! a rabbit! 115422
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 29/06/2026[at unicorn fuck club] Larry Correia: see, the problem is that GRR Martin didn't finish Game of Thrones Correia: now publishers refuse to take a chance on multi-book epic fantasy series Correia: perhaps GRR should have thought about how that would affect me Correia: the protagonist of reality 842084
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026@milkglutton.bsky.social 419823
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyEve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 27/06/2026Product as imagined by Joe Koch and myself. Shadow child approved 510221
The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Robin Cook: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the scary medicine King: wow! scary medicine! Cook: and the scariest part? Cook: it's real King: what?! Cook: that's right! Cook: it could all happen in the not so distant future! 824537
Reposted by The Midnight SocietyThe Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 18/06/2026hey, our own bitter karella is going on the road! you should come see them 27516
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