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@midnightpals.bsky.social
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King, Lovecraft, Koontz, Poe, Barker & others telling stories round the campfire. Header by David Mumford. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Posts by Bitter Karella. www.midnightpals.com

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
our own bitter karella will be on the road promoting their books Moonflow and Quaint Folk soon! Come see us, why not?
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ray Bradbury: look everyone i just got an original animation cel Bradbury: animation! what a marvelous medium to spark the wonder of youthful fancy! Bradbury: a vista of endless possibility as vast a child's imagination! King: what cel did you get? Bradbury: it's the fat rat from charlotte's web
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lucy Rose: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the lamb Rose: it's about a girl whose mom is a cannibal Rose: you know how that is, when your mom is a cannibal Rose: so embarrassing Rose: parents just don't understand
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
James Wan: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the spooky doll King: oo a spooky doll? nice Wan: yeah and not just any spooky doll Wan: this one's a spooky VICTORIAN doll King: oo i hope it's made of porcelain Poe: gotta have the porcelain
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Poe: boy it's been a while Poe: feels like we haven't met for a campfire in weeks! Poe: hopefully nothing interesting happened while we were gone King: check out this AI slop picture i made of my dog!!!!!!!! Poe: Poe: oh Poe: uh King: It's my dog!!!!!! Koontz: did you say dog????? King: yes!!!! Poe:
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today might be your lucky day, people!!
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Leticia Urieta @leticiaasu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is not a drill! All five seasons of Are You Afraid of the Dark are on Tubi!
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Are You Afraid Of The Dark: Midnight Campfire
Alt: A child throwing powder into a Campfire while other teens sit next to him on rocks.
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey, Peculiar Productions are doing my one-act play "Stitched Up" in Cardiff on 30 October! It's a literary satire about Frankenstein that I may or may not have self-plagiarised a bunched of jokes from into the first @midnightpals.bsky.social episode. www.ticketsource.com/porters-card...
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Stitched Up! at Porter's Theatre
Tickets are now available for Stitched Up! at Porter's Theatre, Cardiff on Fri 30 Oct 2026. Click the link for further information and to secure your tickets now!
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mr Beast: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the most dangerous game Richard Connell: hey wait a second
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: what newsss Rowling: tell the dark lord of your accomplishmentsss Graham Linehan: i have something to report Linehan: they put it in the newspaper that i got mad! Rowling: who put in in the newsspaper? Linehan: i did!
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Tenebrous Press @tenebrouspress.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🏳️‍⚧️ Huh. This feels like something y'all should be preordering, reposting, & generally losing your minds over🖤☠️ YOUR BODY IS A FEVER DREAM, companion to our beloved YOUR BODY IS NOT YOUR BODY 40~ 🏳️‍⚧️+GNC creators deliver the best Weird Cosmic Horror of the year. Out Oct 6. Get: store.tenebrouspress.com
Publisher holding a test print of YOUR BODY IS A FEVER DREAM
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Where's your second favorite goblin gonna be this fall to shill the exciting debuts of my folk horror novel QUAINT FOLK and my bizarro novella MONOCEROS??
where is goblin???Summerween Lunar Market w/ Joshua Millican & Nikki Leigh (Chico, CA) - Aug. 30
Massacre on the Mountain (Timberline Lodge, OR) -- Sept 25 -27
Debut Party for Quaint Folk at Bloodstone Books (Sacramento, CA)  --Oct.6
Underdog Books w/ Dark Woods Project Joshua Millican & Allison Mick (Monrovia, CA) -- Oct. 9
Village Well Books & Coffee w/ Dark Woods Project Joshua Millican & Allison Mick (Culver City, CA) -- Oct. 10
New Bizarro Authors Launch Party w/ AE Hofmockel, Jon Gensler, & PJ Bresnahan  (Oak Park, IL) -- Nov. 11
SoCo Women in Horror  (Colorado Springs, CO) -- March 19-21
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Big news!! i'll be at The Book Loft in Oak Park, IL with the rest of the new Bizarro authors to celebrate the release of our totally cool novellas!!
Ch-check it out, people! Your second favorite goblin (me) is going to be LIVE at the Book Loft at 1047 Lake Street at Oak Park, IL on Nov. 11 for the launch of the New Bizarro Author Series! 

We'll be premiering four exciting new Bizarro novellas -- "A Pox Upon the Heart" by AE Hofmockel, "Brick-Built Dad" by Jon gensler, "Joy Machine" by PJ Breshnahan, and "Monoceros" by Bitter Karella! (ME) It's gonna be lit!

AE Hofmockel's "A Pox Upon the Heart" is a romance about what the grim reaper of e coli did during the strike!

Jonny Gensler's "Brick Built Dad" is a scathing saga about a grieving dad finding a new life (literally) through Legos!

PJ Bresnahan's "Joy Machine" is an all-too-topical ripped-from-the-headlines yarn about what if they could suck the joy out of your body... for profit?!?

"Monoceros" is the story of a guy who's actually a unicorn, is persued by all the 12 year old girls in the world, and uses his new found unicorn powers to live the American dream of killing his boss. It's like Kafka's Metamorphosis but kind of vaguely gay in an indefinable way, I guess (Not actually gay). Did I just blow your mind??!? 


Oh oh oh and look at this!!! I actually have DIGITAL ARCS AVAILABLE for Monoceros. So dm me is that's your bag :D
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i'm jussst here to sset the record sstraight Rowling: becaussse there'sss been a lot of sslander about me in the yellow presssss lately Barker: i thought you owned the press Rowling: i mean, effectively
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The HWA grievance committee is run by the failed Trump judicial Nominee who praised the Klan? Seems not ideal!
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Talking about the upcoming Quaint Folk by Bitter Karella www.patreon.com/doriandawes/...
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Quaint Folk by Bitter Karella by Dorian Dawes on Patreon. Join Dorian Dawes's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Name the flavors if H.P. Lovecraft had owned a hip ice cream shop:
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
JK Rowling: hurry up children, we're all going to pay tribute to dobby'sssss grave! Barker: dobby the elf that you made up? Rowling: blassssphemy! Rowling: dobby is real and he died for your sssinsss!
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eyyyy stephano king King: oh for pete's sake King: we only interacted like three times on twitter! King: how long is this going to go on?!
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 05/08/2026
THIS IS WHY!!!! WE CALL!!! GREAT JOB EVERYONE 🩷 KOSA did pass the house but remember the senate has a conflicting version. Keep calling, it matters!
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sèphera Girón: so i hear some of you writers don't like ai Girón: well, i'm tired of all you writers not liking ai! Girón: and i'm gonna let you all know it! Girón: i'm mad as hell! Girón: put that in the newspaper! Girón: or better yet Girón: put it in the HWA newsletter!
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stephen King: guys, i'm really excited King: tonight we've got an actual, genuine humor writer to talk to us! Piers Anthony: oh gosh, steve! you Anthony: you flatter me! King: i uh King: i wasn't actually talking about you, piers Anthony:
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
August Derleth: welcome to another sanity-draining game of Call of Cathulhu Derleth: i'm your dungeonmaster, august Derleth Derleth: let's go around the table are reintroduce our characters Derleth: and they better NOT be subversive!
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 02/08/2026
#DubiousNerdFacts
No one succeeds alone! Stephen King struggled as a writer for years, but was able to keep at it thanks to his wife Tabitha pulling off several casino heists
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[mysterious circle of robed figures] Kathleen Stock: dark lord! dark lord! Stock: terrible news!! Stock: the feile en phobail art festival says we can't run our usual genital inspection booth! JK Rowling: WHAT Rowling: thisss iss an outrage!! Rowling: the people LOVE our genital insspection booth!!
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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@midnightpals.bsky.social saw this and thought of you...
A table is laid in an ornate dining room in a large Gothic house.
Each place setting includes a set of headphones.
There are several silver candlesticks.
At the head of the tale is an ornate wrought-bronze chair with a crystal panther head on each armrest.
A book by Byron is visible.

A sign explains:

Tom Marshman: A very Gothic gathering, sound installation (2026).

Bronze and rocjk crystal armshair based on a drawing of a 12th century chair by French Gothic Revival architect Eugene Viollet-le-Duc (1877).

An impossible Gothic sinner party unfolds at Tyntesfield, bringing together voices across time.

Bristol-based Tom Marshman creates performance work that uncovers hidden histories and amplifies LBGTQIA+ voices. Blending storytelling, archical research and live art, he brings overlooked queer histories into public view.

A Very Gothic Gathering imagines Gothic figures meeting for dinner at Tyntesfield. Bringing humour into the heart of Gothic, Marshman explores his long-standing attraction to these outsider figures.

He invites us to listen in on conversations that never happened, As voices from different eras meet, shared themes emerge, revealing how Gothic continues to resonate today.
A place setting for A Very Gothic Gathering; a sound installation by Tom Marshman

It says: Listen: Press the back button to play from the beginning
and Read: Scan the QR code to read the full script

There are labelled drawings of the Gothic chair (1877), Alexander McQueen 1969-2010, Angela Carter 1940-1990-something, Tom Marshman 1973-today, Byron's Bear 1805-1808, Lord Byron 1788-1824, George Gibbs 1873-1931, Janet Gibbs 1850-1909 (both the Gibbs are shown in a framed painting rather than as full characters), Bram Stoker 1847-1912 and Emily Bronte 1818-1847.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I appreciated a lot of Nolan's epic blockbuster retelling the Cass story from the perspective of Jolyon Maugham of the Good Law Project, and making Rowling a snake woman in the tradition of @midnightpals.bsky.social was a lot of fun, but I can't say I loved the credulous portrayal of Keira Bell.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Poe: this slop is insufferable! Poe: if only there was an auteur to save us! Darren Aronofsky: did someone call for an auteur Poe: oh thank god! Aronofsky: have you ever thought about the good things about slop Poe: oh my god Poe: they got to you too!
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Zach London: so as you can see London: the time has come to submit to gossip goblin London: the age of human creativity is at an end London: now is the age of the goblin
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Zach London: you know that sinking feeling that you get when you click on a youtube video that looks cool but then you realize it's AI slop made by an unfeeling machine? London: what if you could also get that feeling in a movie theater? London: gentlemen i give you gossip goblin
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dean Koontz: guess what guys! Koontz: it's my birthday! Koontz: so i'm gonna go to las vegas to party it up with homer simpson, spongebob squarepants and wile e coyote! Poe: King: Barker: Lovecraft: Koontz: and, to be clear, this is a real thing i posted
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Furry Found Footage ➡️ FURPOC @furryfootage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
FURRY FOUND FOOTAGE AFTER DARK NOW AVAILABLE furryfoundfootage.itch.io/furry-found-... 35+ artists 80 pages of kinky illustrations, comics, stories, and non-fiction 18+ only All proceeds will go toward OutFront Minnesota, the state's largest LGBTQIA+ advocacy organization
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: finally my evil plan reachesss fruition Rowling: it'ss taken me yearss of careful planning but finally Rowling: finally!!! Rowling: finally we can defeat the sscourge of human rightsss
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Megan Bontrager: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the sea hides its dead Bontrager: where are the dead? Bontrager: you'll never find 'em Bontrager: and why's that? Bontrager: cuz the sea is hiding them
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Vivian Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
TARGETED MARKETING CAMPAIGN 🏳️‍⚧️🦈
My Ikea stuffed shark, posed as if she is reading my book Shadows Over Ravenkirk Part One. The bed sheets are light purple and witchy because of course they are.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: apparently amnessty international ssayss i'm anti-rightss Rowling: how dare they! Rowling: i'm going to take away their right to ssay that
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
John Scalzi: [carrying tray of burritos] who wants delicious burritos?! Scalzi: you've got your choice Scalzi: peanut butter and mayo Scalzi: apple sauce and vodka sauce Scalzi: chicken adobo and asbestos Scalzi: beef stroganoff and gravel
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Slimyswampghost: finally! after all these years! SSG: it's happening! SSG: it's the sirenhead movie! Koontz: oo! i love sirenhead! Koontz: does he dance in this movie? SSG: SSG: no
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Stephen King: boy howdy King: this whole graham platner thing King: the sexual assault allegations are pretty troubling King: nevertheless
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Whitley Strieber: welcome to the dreamland podcast Strieber: the only podcast that casts the pod that the man doesn't want you to know Strieber: the truth is out there Strieber: or is that just what THEY want you to think? Strieber: trust no one Strieber: or is that just who THEY want you to trust?
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
William Peter Blatty: OMG guys!!! the society of st. pius X has schismed from the mother church!!!! Blatty: this could be the biggest interdoctrinal ecumenitestimal since the integral convergence of the helgrimite blasphemy at the diet of dendronal in 1536!!!!!! Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Barker:
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
There is a direct line one can trace from the way the religious right in the 80s & 90s went after Goths, Pagans, vampires & other non-conformist identity groups - often by framing them as delusional & inherently dangerous to minors - and their successful attacks upon trans people now
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Damien McCarthy: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, i call this the tale of the guy who, via a series of Rube Goldberg-esque contrivances, has a supernatural experience McCarthy: also McCarthy: there's a spooky rabbit Ramsey Campbell: ooo! a rabbit!
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
[at unicorn fuck club] Larry Correia: see, the problem is that GRR Martin didn't finish Game of Thrones Correia: now publishers refuse to take a chance on multi-book epic fantasy series Correia: perhaps GRR should have thought about how that would affect me Correia: the protagonist of reality
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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@milkglutton_ - is this the shining [photo of a brightly lit kitchen where two identical orange tabby cats are sitting perfectly side-by-side on the floor, staring directly at the camera, mimicking the twins from the movie The Shining.]
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 27/06/2026
Product as imagined by Joe Koch and myself. Shadow child approved
Photo edit of an Android Milk carton with a chest burster in a Missing Children frame
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
WHAT 👀👀👀
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Robin Cook: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the scary medicine King: wow! scary medicine! Cook: and the scariest part? Cook: it's real King: what?! Cook: that's right! Cook: it could all happen in the not so distant future!
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
hey, our own bitter karella is going on the road! you should come see them
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Tenebrous Press @tenebrouspress.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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