iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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man I would like one fucking electorate - one! - to remember that fascism is bad for more than five minutes at a time

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 7h

I love too eat three times a day 8AM: Breakfast (400 calories) 5PM: Largemeal (600 calories) 11PM: Extremely Stoned Munchies Hour (3000 calories)

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Erm, achtually, you don't need anything higher than 1080p. Your eyes can't even process 4K, it's a myth perpetrated by Ol' Chris Nolan. We only conceded and added it to the Nintendo Switch 2 before he started proposing 5K.

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General Alpaca @generalalpaca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

sorry you're not allowed to have real accounts interact with your posts they have to be scam and onlyfan accounts that get suspended within 24 hours of being created

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i can't believe this is a legit and not-vandalized page

President (also commonly called Asshole,[1] Scum,[1] or Capitalism[1])

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General Alpaca @generalalpaca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Spider-Man seconds after the venom symbiote explodes

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Saved You A Click Video Games @syacvg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

PS5 game Kena: Scars of Kosmora has been delayed to 2027 for extra polish.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

trump going on an emergency 17 state media tour to support republican candidates before the midterms and he is going with “nobody knows that dumb has a b on the end”

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We're gonna put anti-vaping and pro-gambling ads on the Switch 2 UI. Infinite money cheat, we win .

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Now you can never stop playing! The PlayStation Vita comes to the Nintendo Classics App on October 2nd exclusively for the Nintendo Switch 2, and will be launching with all 3 titles that are actually worth anything, including Little Deviants. Nintendo Switch Online Membership required to play.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you have no concept of how people engage with music

nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.

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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Half Life Origins:

The text HALF LIFE on a Mister Rogers like character, opening a a lid on a fake muppet's fallout shelter.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

COMMISSIONER GORDON: They call him the Headler. He doesn't kill his victims, but he does give them tremendous quality of head. BATMAN: That's disgusting. COMMISSIONER GORDON: They smile so big that they have a great time. BATMAN: I'm going to break my rule of not killing, for the Headler.

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.

$A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc. Unused space 54 MB Luigi's Mansion 186 MB DDR Mario Mix 264 MB Wario World 257 MB Donkey Konga 2 312 MB Donkey Konga 250 MB Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices. Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social$

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Chrysia @chrysia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yes, lady, you did vote for diarrhea.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026

This whole article is so bleak. Maybe try accepting your kid for who they are?

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

RIP Tupac, you would've loved Nintendoland.

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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 27/09/2026

I don’t really know why we still allow fraternities on college campuses tbh

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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A MAGA festival in Kentucky headlined by Kid Rock, Republican Rep. James Comer, and Dog the Bounty Hunter was abruptly canceled.

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MAGA Festival Canceled Last-Minute as Dismal VIP Ticket Sales Exposed

Organizer Eric Deters fumed in a video canceling the Kid Rock-headlined event.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026

GUY WHO CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME “JAPAN”:

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Derek Jarman’s “Stu” @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's weird that "defenestration" means chucking someone out of a window. That doesn't need its own word. No cunt is ever gonna say "he was defenestrated", they'll say "he got chucked out the window" like you're supposed to. Fuck off, the word "defenestration".

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

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General Alpaca @generalalpaca.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

CRASH BANDICOOT 1 FORNAGE??? FORNAGE??? WHY FORNAGE??? What does that even mean? A four isn't one.

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𝕳𝖎𝖌𝖍 𝖂𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘 @canaryburgundy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I genuinely thought the will smith slap was funny and fully deserved and actually couldn't believe the reaction. It felt like collective insanity.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/01/2024

Just remembered Will Smith slapping Chris Rock and how funny the discourse was

YouTube video called “Jim Carter thinks the Will Smith slap is the end of Hollywood”

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Ma r io @redlu1g1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Idk why everyone was so weird about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscar's. Oh no, a grown man slapping another grown man, how awful. That shit would barely be a pub scrap where i'm from. That was just funny.

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emily pathetic 🫀 🪚 @incision.site · 18/09/2026

they invented a button that makes you forget how to play your instrument

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 16/09/2026

I don’t wanna talk about it

Photo of an empty cup of ice cream, spoon still inside

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Amazing how we now have one single game with three versions that we can use to track graphics fidelity over the years since 1997

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ElizaB @figandpen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My husband and I have a running joke about him pissing on my mad ideas (I freely admit to having a lot of them). One day I texted him a listing for a kitten who was up for adoption with the words ‘put your dick away’. Except I did not text my husband. I sent it to my teenage son.

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*time traveling back to 14 years ago* younger me: "the guy who sings the 'let's go pop some tags' song??"

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Ma r io @redlu1g1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Wales Scotland & Northern Ireland: "Hello westminster, we want to leave your control, do we have your permission which we legally need to become indpendent?" Westminster: "No." Back to the drawing board then fellas.

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

*coughs all over your Nintendo Switch™ 2 - The Legend of Zelda™ – 40th Anniversary Edition before handing it to you* Here you go. $519.99, please.

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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Samus & Kirby

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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The ability of the richest & most powerful men in the world to position themselves against "the elite" - a category that excludes the world's richest man, its biggest media magnates, the UK's richest party & the biggest donors in UK history - may be the most effective lie in modern political history

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Here's the links to the Kickstarter and Steam if the above interests you! store.steampowered.com/app/2177510/... www.kickstarter.com/projects/eth...

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Ethra - A 3D Pixel Art Open World/RPG

Adventure/RPG game featuring pixel art in a 3D world. Fight, explore, farming, trading economy, crafting and more!

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