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The Shampion

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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A human sized bunny leading a person saying "IT IS TIME FOR CASTLEVANIA JUDGEMENT" and the person is saying YES YES YES.
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差詰そうたろう @sasizumes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ダイエットはいつも、明日から始まる。
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've been pulling a single tarot card every so often just for funsies, and today I got reversed Strength. I didn't even need to look up what that meant. Yeah, reversed Strength is sort of how 2026 has been feeling in general.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s terrible
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be able to go to any clinic and say "I listened to Cutie Mew Mew Magic 208 times in the last 48 hours" and they should just give you a ADHD diagnosis and a prescription on the spot.
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内田清輝・グ弍 @picassotrigger8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
📢10〜!  😆October✨ 😆10月〜✨ CV ナギノエナ
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really should get a t-shirt with my age on it.
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
snogre babies holding hands with the words 'do it for them'
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, the last time I played Return of the Obra Din:
youtube.com
Frustrated Detective - Felipe Di Poi | A Studio Digital
YouTube video by A Studio Digital
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love whenever someone in Ghost in the Shell goes "my ghost is telling me something" because it sort of re-mystifies that voice in your head that pops up sometimes. We tend to pretend our brains are just a single mass, but it is more like a council at the end of the day.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
: ) #art #rumthedonkey #comic
Two panel comic featuring Rum the donkey. First panel, Rum is saying "Fall is here! You know what that means...", second panel is a front-facing Rum staring directly at you, the viewer.
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I tried making one of those "9 animes that made me" and it didn't let me add Belladonna of Sadness, so I didn't bother. Only choosing 9 anime shows/movies is too hard for me. I get it is supposed to be social media digestible, but it doesn't work for how much anime has informed who I am.
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Big Josh @bigjosh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like these movies could still work with new titles...
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whenever genAI ever suggests anything
First panel Cat Eyed Boy looks flabbergasted, second panel he says “No Thanks!”
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very small skeleton @skele.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
have a potato cooked your favourite way
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Valve sure taking their time on those Steam Frame emails...or are they???
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Coffee milk
A cow glass filled with coffee milk and a spoon on a table. Unfocused sunlight in the background.
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore reminds us of an important lesson in 2026. Being cringe doesn't make you a bad person. Being Ed Sheeren makes you a bad person.
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Incredibly relatable
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
John Candy thrusting a cat at the camera dot jpg, in case you need it
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm blue, ab bu de ab bu da
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 09/09/2026
Harmung Smith sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is how art makes me feel when I scroll on here:
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YouTube video by James Pendleton
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last 4 characters saved in your phone are your DnD party. Two talking cats, an anime boy, and a sad man with asthma. What could pawsibly go wrong???
Yanineko from YaninekoA cat from a random instagram postJiji from DandadanProtagonist from Exit 8
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🧚ANGELINE ERA!!👼🏼 Now Out! @angelineera.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Angeline Era is out soon on consoles, so it's GIVEAWAY TIME!!! We will be giving out 6 codes for Angeline Era. Simply REPOST to enter!! Or reply with your favorite candy bar to INCREASE YOUR CHANCES THREEFOLD!! (store links/more info below)
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Left and Right Eyes #mariopaint
An abstract mario paint picture of 4 eyes. With the kanji for left on the upper left corner, and the kanji for right on the lower left corner.
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🎀hags2witches🎀 @trivialtales.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the note app on my phone is full of bangers
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すびかか @suyasuyabi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
babana
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 26/08/2026
a video game is a type of book that you can yell at
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today I learned that Oliver Sacks basically made a bunch of stuff up in his books, which makes me sad, but at this point I have been been on this ride so many times that I can pretty much just skip to acceptance. "Can't believe everything you read" remains evergreen advice.
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I played an hour of the Saints Row reboot for a leekerleaks bit, but I am intrigued by how it has 3 openings, and how all 3 clash to make a really bad introduction to the world. If the driving felt better, I might have just played this for shits and giggles, but I have so many other things to play.
The Saints Row reboot create a character I fell in love with, in a locker room, saying “Well, you didn’t die. that’s a start”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 20/08/2026
No one appreciates my joke
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Wynton Yang @wyntonyang.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
youtu.be/vhvSbwHFBW8
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3D Mainichi Modern | Episode 4
YouTube video by Mario Radio Show!!
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I keep rewatching this. There is so much I love about it that the character limit here isn’t enough to describe it.
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Big Walk blind box figures would set me back $100 easy.
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🔞Good Girl Elliotte🔞 @elliotte-draws.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kinda fucked up that break time ends. What, I have to go back to work? I can't just sit and eat snacks and watch youtube for another six hours? This is bullshit.
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タケウチ リョースケ @takeuchiryosuke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ナウシカ
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The irony here is there people would be anti piracy because they thought there was a direct causation between a game not selling well, and then that game not getting a continuation. The game industry has shown us that even if a game does well, there is no guarantee those people will even have jobs.
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The Shampion @theshampion.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I would be the robot from Void Terrarium. My life wouldn’t be awesome, but I would survive the apocalypse, so that’s nice.
Robot from the game Void Terrarium
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からめる @purinharumaki.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
カブトムシ取り
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melos han-tani (Danchi Days out Oct 29!!) @hantani.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Eggodyne
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melos han-tani (Danchi Days out Oct 29!!) @hantani.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In Danchi Days you play as a 12 year old who climbs a water tower in the middle of summer to summon a demon to help her throw a big party
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iby @burgeroise.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
sometimes the target audience is bicurious teen girls. and maybe thats okay (it isn't)
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Lee Strawberry @leestrawberry.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yes I shaved my head for this 🙂‍↕️ sauce: morshu, walking on sunshine, I wish, rollin, hollaback girl, totally spies)
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yankee Doodle Dandy is the anthem of the gay revolution
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あきかぜ梅 @akikazeume.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
かわいい…かわいい…たすけて…
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