Reposted by Stuart GippStuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Looking for an old article I wrote and came across this absolute wibbling bollocks. Why am I like this. 4231
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 8hgo and buy Leeann’s stuff if you’ve ever enjoyed any of her myriad @retronauts.bsky.social covers or even more myriad Merry Hell things 130
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026getting old basically means you don’t stop pissing. You piss and then you’re done pissing and then you realise nope, there’s more piss, and that happens like fifteen times. Either that or I’m dying or something 6210
Reposted by Stuart GippStuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026OATH 3 is up to 8000+ words since I did that last post. We don't OATH by halves! And, again, that's just my stuff... of which I still have plenty left to type. This will, once again, be the biggest issue ever. And you know what? Here's the cover, by @itmeanspencil.itch.io. OATH 3. Coming soon. 1136
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bit of midnight Balan and it’s even better than I remembered. It’ll be reappraised by somebody actually respected soon, then everyone will agree with me half a decade after I was already correct. C’est la me. Anyway, here’s something I got yelled at for: www.nintendolife.com/features/soa...nintendolife.comSoapbox: In Defence Of Balan Wonderworld, 'The Worst Game Of 2021'And after all, you're my Wonderworrrld 1150
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Freddy Krueger in Fortnite apparently not even the first playable paedophile in the game 1122
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is it theft if you take someone else’s property to have as your own without their permission? 130
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jason Takes Manhattan plainly being the best Friday movie just goes to prove that horror fans aren’t to be listened to under any circumstance 040
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I used a hammer to smash every framed photo in the nursing home while sneering “you don’t need them where *you’re* going”, AITA? 020
Reposted by Stuart GippRetronauts @retronauts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One week early for our Patreon subscribers: our own Alpha Team of @bobservo.bsky.social @stuartgipp.bsky.social & @voidburger.com reports on the latest cinematic adaptation of Resident Evil Sign up & listen here: www.patreon.com/retronauts/p... 1196
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Deliberately crashed into a church with my articulated lorry, AITA? 230
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Does it count as cheating if you have full penetrative sex with someone outside of your monogamous relationship without informing your partner? 360
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026had the amazingly brilliant idea to get a Paramount+ trial so I can continue watching Friday the 13th movies while on holiday, anyway this one is brilliant fun so far 270
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Trying to figure out if Eternal Flame is good or shite. Leaning towards shite, happy to be informed of any reasoning that runs counter to that 120
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026OATH 2 Ocarina of Time remake thoughts. Was I correct? 350
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Trying to sleep and this sentence entered my head and won’t leave so I have to type it here “A man’s word don’t amount to a dog’s dick in this crazy, mixed-up world” I don’t know if it’s from something , but I can imagine Liz saying it. 170
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is "imposter syndrome" a real syndrome? It doesn't seem as serious as the other syndromes. Anyway I have that, sorry everyone. I mean I'm not sorry, I'm excellent and deserve the things I have! Or do I?! 160
Reposted by Stuart GippNecro Supernaut XIII @necrobutcher187.bsky.social · 25/09/2026when you order food and pick it up they should say "there you go ive made your dinner for you you stupid bastard" 27116
Reposted by Stuart Gippmatty @vigilsforfriends.com · 25/09/2026i've got more of these in the tank than i realised so please enjoy another installment right away! mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0... 032
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Movie Mistakes: The title Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021) refers to Twisted Pictures' 2004 horror movie of the same name. However, Saw (2004) was not a book; it was a film. 080
Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just used the word "marmalising" in a review, and it got flagged by the spell-check. No, sorry, people get marmalised. They're always getting marmalised! It's ridiculous that it isn't considered a word. Everyone knows that people are always threatening to marmalise you, or actively marmalising you 2130