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Michael Hawk

@realmikehawk.bsky.social
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Self employed truck driver Only child Slightly on the spectrum so I spook easy lol I'll go to my grave before I bow a knee to anyone's imaginary friend

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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities.
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Tru-ghost Spook-otle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/09/2026
Me during the season premiere of Great British Baking Show: Who are all these assholes?! Me during the season finale of Great British Baking Show: [sobbing hysterically] I'M GOING TO MISS THEM ALL SO MUCH!
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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
bwowp bwowp 80’s guitar noises
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=yX92...
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Mr. Show: The Devastator
YouTube video by Better Call Bob!
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 25/09/2024
we the people is tired
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
baby got (lower) back (problems)
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wow, from atop this pile of mistakes can almost see my entire life
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scary strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
thinkin abt this pic of my grandpa and grandma my dad took one time. they argued a lot but it was always clear they loved each other deeply
siskel and ebert
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
STEAL HIS LOOK
glubby the slug 
Eyestalk Headband
7$
Grey Sleeping Bag
69$
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mike overturning this thing isn't so far fetched. He lost by 45,000 votes, if we spot him the average election fraud rate he's already got that down to 44,996.2. He's practically overturned it at that point. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
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Mike Lindell says he’ll pay for recount after double-digit loss in Minnesota governor primary
The MyPillow founder said he’s prepared to pay nearly $1 million to cover the costs associated with a hand recount after he lost to state House Speaker Lisa Demuth.
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They don't care that Oz is Muslim They don't care that Jenner is transgender They only care when it's one of us. Phony outrage is the worst.
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Source: CNBC share.google/ld1N2JYzJTI9...
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Kennedy Center board votes to put Trump name on facade despite court order
President Donald Trump's name was removed from the Washington, D.C., performing arts center in June as the result of a lawsuit by an Ohio congresswoman.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
My roommate tells me I must be hallucinating. Gaslighting SOB. I don't even have a roommate.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*ironing a paper towel* This saves time in the long run.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thomson Reuters, which owns news agency Reuters, has signed a $125M deal giving ICE access to its databases of personal data. USA Today has partnered with Palantir to gain "actionable intelligence" on its audiences. The media should be opponents of Trump's police state — not collaborators.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A school has paused plans to introduce a robot teacher called Sally after parents discovered the company also makes sex robots. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
Woman from recent Oval Office remarks featuring RFK Jr.
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👻PeeTomb🐺🍺👻 @geraldelephants.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Toilet stirrups
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JJ in DC @jjindc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🧊✈️ BLESS HER HEART 🤠 🚌 A prison bus guard for La Salle Corrections waves to ICE flight observers Thursday, after delivering chained humans for air transport from Love Field in Dallas 👀
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm not crying. Yes I am, we both are.
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lincoln’s unpublished memoir, “Foreskins and Seven Beers Ago,” tells of a frat party gone awry.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just how big we talking because I’d really like to go home.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 12/08/2026
the "fuck you" in "have a great day" is silent
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
static.klipy.com
That's a fair and honest deal
ALT: That's a fair and honest deal
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me: What a terrible day in a terrible week in a terrible string of years. Universe: Would being stung by a bee in your own apartment help in any way?
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The bird says, "Prosecute ICE" @imadifferentbird.northsky.social · 13/08/2026
Nah, fuck this. You're living somewhere for four years at least, you're a resident, not a visitor.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How can anyone be ok with this?
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My wife’s body count is 3. Meaning she’s pushed out 3 bodies.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
AOC's best campaign ad ever!
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 05/04/2026
have you taken your meds have you eaten something have you created a totem harnessing all evil and set it on fire
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My dad and his brothers fought in the Cola Wars; they all died young from it.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
AI can never replace real stock images Someone dreamed these up and had the courage to hire actors and make them real
Stock pic of a man caressing a skeleton with a bad wig. Is it his wife? We'll never knowStock pic of a doctor digging something out of a guy's ass like he's reeling in Moby dickStock pic of a guy in a suit with a balaclava holding an axe and a clockStock pic of someone about to run over a kid
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"I was just resting my eyes. What state are we in?"
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 13/08/2026
they're feeding me to the wolves later
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
she has that lovely “I just farted” look about her
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/08/2026
Trump blames Biden and Ukraine for the munitions shortage caused by his war of choice against Iran
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Getting blocked and other acts of flirting
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hit me up if things go north
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Some asshole drank the rest of my Jameson and put the empty bottle back...and it was probably me.
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Source: X share.google/qfaNebAQaqjU...
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🎸 Rock History 🎸 (@historyrock_) on X
As a teenager, Tom Petty learned how to play basic guitar chords and the piano from Don Felder, who worked at a small local music store in Gainesville, Florida, shortly before Felder joined the Eagles...
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Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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