Reposted by Michael HawkBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities. 1124865 248
Reposted by Michael HawkTru-ghost Spook-otle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/09/2026Me during the season premiere of Great British Baking Show: Who are all these assholes?! Me during the season finale of Great British Baking Show: [sobbing hysterically] I'M GOING TO MISS THEM ALL SO MUCH! 23412 34
Reposted by Michael Hawkminkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026bwowp bwowp 80’s guitar noises 0118 11
Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026youtube.com/watch?v=yX92...youtube.comMr. Show: The DevastatorYouTube video by Better Call Bob! 000 0
Reposted by Michael HawkMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 25/09/2024we the people is tired 05920 59
Reposted by Michael Hawksweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026baby got (lower) back (problems) 5613190 613
Reposted by Michael HawkDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton 7165532896 6.6K
Reposted by Michael Hawkweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security. 1558699 586
Reposted by Michael HawkSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Wow, from atop this pile of mistakes can almost see my entire life 111951 119
Reposted by Michael Hawkscary strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026thinkin abt this pic of my grandpa and grandma my dad took one time. they argued a lot but it was always clear they loved each other deeply 10817150 817
Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Mike overturning this thing isn't so far fetched. He lost by 45,000 votes, if we spot him the average election fraud rate he's already got that down to 44,996.2. He's practically overturned it at that point. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...nbcnews.comMike Lindell says he’ll pay for recount after double-digit loss in Minnesota governor primaryThe MyPillow founder said he’s prepared to pay nearly $1 million to cover the costs associated with a hand recount after he lost to state House Speaker Lisa Demuth. 000 0
Reposted by Michael HawkBrown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They don't care that Oz is Muslim They don't care that Jenner is transgender They only care when it's one of us. Phony outrage is the worst. 912234 122
Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Source: CNBC share.google/ld1N2JYzJTI9...share.googleKennedy Center board votes to put Trump name on facade despite court orderPresident Donald Trump's name was removed from the Washington, D.C., performing arts center in June as the result of a lawsuit by an Ohio congresswoman. 000 0
Reposted by Michael HawkJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 03/06/2025My roommate tells me I must be hallucinating. Gaslighting SOB. I don't even have a roommate. 06027 60
Reposted by Michael Hawkkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026*ironing a paper towel* This saves time in the long run. 14319 43
Reposted by Michael HawkRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Thomson Reuters, which owns news agency Reuters, has signed a $125M deal giving ICE access to its databases of personal data. USA Today has partnered with Palantir to gain "actionable intelligence" on its audiences. The media should be opponents of Trump's police state — not collaborators. 46984363962 8.4K
Reposted by Michael HawkMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 13/08/2026A school has paused plans to introduce a robot teacher called Sally after parents discovered the company also makes sex robots. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen... 127012 70
Reposted by Michael HawkJJ in DC @jjindc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026🧊✈️ BLESS HER HEART 🤠 🚌 A prison bus guard for La Salle Corrections waves to ICE flight observers Thursday, after delivering chained humans for air transport from Love Field in Dallas 👀 66436166 436
Reposted by Michael HawkBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Lincoln’s unpublished memoir, “Foreskins and Seven Beers Ago,” tells of a frat party gone awry. 0106 10
Reposted by Michael HawkBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Just how big we talking because I’d really like to go home. 3255129 255
Reposted by Michael Hawkdawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 12/08/2026the "fuck you" in "have a great day" is silent 215550 155
Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026static.klipy.comThat's a fair and honest dealALT: That's a fair and honest deal 010 1
Reposted by Michael HawkThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Me: What a terrible day in a terrible week in a terrible string of years. Universe: Would being stung by a bee in your own apartment help in any way? 14410 44
Reposted by Michael HawkThe bird says, "Prosecute ICE" @imadifferentbird.northsky.social · 13/08/2026Nah, fuck this. You're living somewhere for four years at least, you're a resident, not a visitor. 081 8
Reposted by Michael HawkThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026How can anyone be ok with this? 21026451042 2.6K
Reposted by Michael HawkJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My wife’s body count is 3. Meaning she’s pushed out 3 bodies. 712345 123
Reposted by Michael HawkMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026AOC's best campaign ad ever! 1103108571706 10.9K
Reposted by Michael Hawkdawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 05/04/2026have you taken your meds have you eaten something have you created a totem harnessing all evil and set it on fire 66415 64
Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My dad and his brothers fought in the Cola Wars; they all died young from it. 020 2
Reposted by Michael HawkDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026AI can never replace real stock images Someone dreamed these up and had the courage to hire actors and make them real 372831829 2.8K
Reposted by Michael HawkKen Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."... 1852397530 2.4K
Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"I was just resting my eyes. What state are we in?" 000 0
Reposted by Michael HawkNosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 13/08/2026they're feeding me to the wolves later 3152 15
Reposted by Michael HawkTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 10/08/2026she has that lovely “I just farted” look about her 1713835 138
Reposted by Michael HawkAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/08/2026Trump blames Biden and Ukraine for the munitions shortage caused by his war of choice against Iran 1861018220 1K
Reposted by Michael HawkKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Getting blocked and other acts of flirting 211052 110
Reposted by Michael HawkKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Hit me up if things go north 313456 134
Reposted by Michael HawkShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Some asshole drank the rest of my Jameson and put the empty bottle back...and it was probably me. 613046 130
Michael Hawk @realmikehawk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Source: X share.google/qfaNebAQaqjU...share.google🎸 Rock History 🎸 (@historyrock_) on XAs a teenager, Tom Petty learned how to play basic guitar chords and the piano from Don Felder, who worked at a small local music store in Gainesville, Florida, shortly before Felder joined the Eagles... 010 1