Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026When do we get a reboot of Son In Law 000
Reposted by Another Dad CreationCrockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 03/07/2026I turned 41 yesterday so naturally my gifts were things I could use to make life easier. I got socks, a new wedge pillow (for heartburn and back pain) and a brand new pair of Batman pajama pants. You know, the necessities. 121104
Reposted by Another Dad CreationRealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Messy house? Having guests? Tell them you’re teaching the kids to clean up on their own, and in an instant you’ll go from “lazy slob” to “model parent” 174
Reposted by Another Dad CreationRealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Sorry I’m late to the meeting, HR says I’m not allowed to write “nap time” on the office calendar so I had to switch it to “busy” 032
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The only reason to count calories is to see if you beat your high score 085
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Yesterday my wife found out if you have enough small stuff delivered on the same day. Amazon will throw in this neat reusable carrying case 011
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Dad: Back in my day music had meaning. Will a boomer tell me wtf oweemoway is and what it has to do with a jungle 294
Reposted by Another Dad CreationShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 05/03/2026You know you ordered way too much fucking food for yourself when the Chinese restaurant gives you four fortune cookies. 1225771
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I think more ceos should have to consume their product on a tik tok so get on it guy that runs clorox 052
Reposted by Another Dad CreationResident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Your pool hustler name is the state you lost your virginity in followed by the meanest adjective a small child has ever used to describe you. 7249
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Why did we all let that 1 guy in our friends circle in high school that wouldn't shut up about Rush 021
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Thought chemo was supposed to finish making me bald not giving me acid reflux and tinnitus this is bullshit 2103
Reposted by Another Dad CreationRealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I don’t care what thread count your sheets are, if they don’t have a “top/bottom” label they’re not classy enough for me 1196
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 17/10/2025FedEx guy just pulled up pulled some big boxes off his truck and then put them back in and drove off so now I know how my dog feels when I come back in because I forgot my keys 1155
Reposted by Another Dad CreationJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/10/2025She let me hit because I could explain how to play minesweeper 18416
Reposted by Another Dad CreationDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 16/10/2025*shows up to a knife fight looking to make friends 24617
Reposted by Another Dad CreationOvary Action ☭🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Whoever said women aren't funny doesn't know ANY woman. 47124
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 16/10/2025FedEx guy just pulled up pulled some big boxes off his truck and then put them back in and drove off so now I know how my dog feels when I come back in because I forgot my keys 0467
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Found out I had 2 forms of cancer today and my doctor was concerned when the only questions I had were if he could write me a note saying it was fine that I'm high all the time and if this meant I could get a handicap parking pass 120
Reposted by Another Dad CreationResident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I will sell one U.S. state to the Canadians each day until my demands are met 2476
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Just know when I say I've lost weight what I mean is I forgot that I ate 2 pounds of taco meat meant for the family 020
Reposted by Another Dad CreationMidge @midge.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Can’t, busy stringing my xanax into an adult candy necklace 212032
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2025His autopsy said he died of lung cancer so maybe dad really did go out for cigarettes 081
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I prefer soft shells over hard shells because I have enough things in my life falling apart 041
Reposted by Another Dad CreationResident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Who up, who cold and shamed and lying naked on the floor 3548
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Wait...before we assume. Shouldn't someone make sure he didn't die from fentanyl 082
Reposted by Another Dad CreationCrockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 09/09/2025With football being back I need everyone to know that the word “huddle” is just a combination of the words “hug” and “cuddle”. 210925
Reposted by Another Dad CreationJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Star Trek II directors cut? You mean the long khan? 828880
Reposted by Another Dad CreationMarl @marlebean.bsky.social · 24/07/2025When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead" 15797197
Reposted by Another Dad Creationbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I just wrote a skeet so clever and unique that only 73 other people have already skeeted exactly the same thing before me. 317074
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Tarrifs are so bad temu tried to offer me three trailer park girls to go round the outside for 0.01 074
Reposted by Another Dad Creationinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I only wear cargo shorts because i can fit a Rotisserie Chicken into each pocket 15356103
Reposted by Another Dad Creationmom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 06/09/2025You know those Highlights “circle what’s wrong” pictures? I’m about to take a pic of my kids’ bathroom counter and hand one a pen. 03411
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Me: Sometimes I just need a reminder to do things better. Why do you ask my son? Pullout: It's just that kids are teasing me at school 030
Reposted by Another Dad CreationCandy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Me: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it annoy you when I… Husband: 10. Me: But you didn’t let me… Husband: It’s still 10. 14114
Reposted by Another Dad CreationRealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Me: A nurse at this surgery center let me sleep for a couple extra hours after my procedure because she knew I had little kids Receptionist: … Me: I still have little kids Receptionist: Wanting a nap is not a valid reason to have surgery, ma’am 1195
Reposted by Another Dad Creationmom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 21/08/2025I asked my kid what he’d like to wear for the first day of school. “Um, I think…the picnic table shirt.” Gingham, he chose a gingham patterned button down 2253
Reposted by Another Dad CreationMidge @midge.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I hate it when people hog the 5 lb weights at the gym like c’mon Brenda I’m trying to get ripped here 516244
Reposted by Another Dad CreationRealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I’m a marriage, kids, a mortgage and a serious job into this thing and I still wonder who the grown up looking person is in the mirror when I get dressed for work 03611
Reposted by Another Dad Creationmom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 12/08/2025They tell you a kid will lose their teeth when it’s time. But the longer you wait, the more time they have to boobytrap their bedroom to make the tooth fairy’s job like mission impossible 1144
Reposted by Another Dad CreationJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I’m going to be an adult about this, I said, setting fire to another My Little Pony. 012759
Reposted by Another Dad Creationinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Just signed up for gym membership and sprained my wrist 818052
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 12/08/2025This ain't my first rodeo but I'm also a slow learner 041
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 08/07/2025[How Game of Thrones should have ended] King Robert: I just got back prince joffrey's ancestory .com report Cersei and Jaime: Oh shit 043
Reposted by Another Dad CreationRealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Sure I hate having to commute to work again but what I miss most is the mute button 0107
Reposted by Another Dad CreationOfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I'll be at the "free lessons" booth 031
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 04/07/2025With Americans spending about 5 billion on Chinese fireworks this holiday it's kind of like we are giving them a christmas 000
Reposted by Another Dad CreationRealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 02/07/2025My kid has mastered the “you’re so unfair!” growl, is there a competition or something I can enter her into so she can use her skill for good instead of evil 1335
Another Dad Creation @bigpoppadrunk.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Astronaut: My air supply seems to be cut off Nasa: Yeah, everyone down here is too young to tolerate listening to it any more 033
