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elder millennial (derogatory) · translator · golddhd · ✡️ · 🚫 genAI · 💚 pterosaurs and dead languages · sorcerer @coptic.wiki

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Bree | PAILBN Art @pailbn.bsky.social · 16h
Migration Knows No Borders ⛓️‍💥🦋 Thank you to @olibabba.bsky.social for sponsoring an artistic freedom commission! Inspired by all the autumn monarchs I’ve been seeing lately. Poster available to download for FREE on my Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/s/563589b944 #art #digitalart #poster #politicalart #ICEout
Migration knows no borders monarch butterfly on fall leaves
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 21h
i have now seen the straight pride flag for the first time and my jaw genuinely dropped. you're right heterosexuals, strict binarism, black and white thinking, is a kind of imprisonment, 10/10 no notes
straight pride flag, six thick horizontal stripes alternating in black and white
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16h
Mr Stole and ate a potato chip RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND!!!!
orange cat looking offended I would even say that
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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 12h
Give em hell #Salem. "High school students across Salem-Keizer Public Schools walked out during lunch on Oct. 12 to protest Immigration and Customs Enforcement amid increased activity in Salem." www.statesmanjournal.com/story/news/l...
Youth hold anti-ICE signs and speak on mic while on the street.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12h
you know what, palmer? you've convinced me. there are some deaths i consider good and aligned with our natural and national order.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 23/09/2026
The owner ghosted the cat rescue, so i guess she's mine now. Everyone, meet Florence
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carpal toebean syndrome 🐾 @pterandydon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Dunston Checks Out” Give me a billion dollars Disney
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"It used to be that an unpopular movie was released, and then maybe a decade later it was celebrated as a cult classic. That is happening with "Digger" during its initial release cycle and frankly I don't care for it."
Picture of old man (Andy Rooney) on 60 Minutes
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anybody who does this deserves the outcome
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no one (spooky👻) @gregory-c-leavitt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bryan Johnson
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WINAMP - another detail from the background animation for the Born Digital podcast with @helenor.bsky.social and @daiquiriheiress.bsky.social!
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28 springfieldians later @springfieldians.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hegseth broke the news about live streaming an execution to a MAGA propagandist who has 14/88 tweets and once hired Atomwaffen members (who were at Charlottesville and friendly with the Tree of Life shooter) to help him harass the family and neighbors of a Jewish murder victim.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
researchers showed 1,950 people videos of cats and asked them to identify whether the cats were tense, fearful, or relaxed. while people were remarkably bad at this task, men especially struggled. this is probably not extremely surprising to anyone who has used a dating app.
Freya, a fluffy gray cat with a white patch on her nose and chest, lounges in a woven basket beside a window. Both front paws dangle over the edge as she looks off to the side with a stern, unimpressed expression.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 11/10/2026
🤗 + 🍨
🤗 + 🍨
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
glider pro, title screen, macintosh (1994) www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4QP...
a woman with a ring of coloured flowers on top of her hair, lying but kinda sitting up in a bed in the open, a clock hanging from her hand. in the air, paper planes. the sun is rising. the bedhead is a frame with a love heart in it. the pillow is light purple and the covers are a darker purple. there is a wand with a star head sitting on them.
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i mean
 identical depiction (homer simpson)
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carpal toebean syndrome 🐾 @pterandydon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Such foul language, I would never spell favorite with a "u" 🤨
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manuclearb0mb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Proof that this is indeed me. Gendry and Cheeni demand you help me find my friends
Gendry and cheeni
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
look at his tum tum
big orange cat sleeping in the sun on top of a big wicker laundry hamper and his tummy out
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man, when BMW says "that's too fascist for us"
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026
its feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026
elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
before Trump all news was like this all the time
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look
a fluffy white and gray tabby cat in an awkward curled up partially on her back pose in a scratcher bed, all four paws sticking up and front paws together, looking surprised up at the camera
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This the type of guy to bring Floam to school and you ask him where he got Floam and he just says "A commercial". Then later the bullies find him and make him take a bite of Floam
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Together again … in Heaven. @theonion.com
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www.slowtravelberlin.com @slowberlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gm to whoever created this #grammargraffiti on a church wall in neukölln 🫡 ☕️ #berlin #deutschfüranfänger
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 07/10/2026
Folks, I have once again wrested the #1 spot on Amazon's "Scientology" bestsellers away from L. Ron Hubbard No comment on this other than "Whoa" beckbook.com
scientology bestseller chart on amazon, with josie in the #1 slot and LRH's Dianetics in #2
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
According to a 2013 paper, almost 40% of female homicides globally are due to intimate partner violence www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
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carpal toebean syndrome 🐾 @pterandydon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(Test) — —— ——— ⸺ ⸻
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
repost if you love pokemons or holding spoons in action poses
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carpal toebean syndrome 🐾 @pterandydon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A short-term solution for being certain that em dash use indicates human and *not* genAI authorship is to use the 2 em and 3 em wide Unicode dashes. I only recently learned that these exist lol
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the ghost of heron's skeleton @thxnywy.art · 25/09/2025
sea beaft rampant #art
a drawing of a blue horse-faced sea serpent rearing up out of the waves near a tiny lil row(?)boat
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#SeanPayton4Prison2026 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m out of town right now, but here’s the latest photo of Ivan from my partner
my tabby cat ivan, regally sitting at attention on a deck railing, autumn leaves behind him
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bring back ass whoopings
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what has happened here
orange cat laying sprawled on the floor
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bud why do you think "gymnasium" is a Latin word
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A(n ostensibly) feminist rabbinic colleague got in my DMs the other day to scream at me about how drawing attention to these— well, there’s no banality to this evil— Was “playing into the hands of the Right” Like, when is the right time to name a genocide, then? Only after? Only then? Like?
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