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Mark Freeman

@propermonkey.bsky.social
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Enjoys: Am Dram, comics, board games, D&D, Sci-Fi. The basic Nerd full house. He/him.

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 16h
According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 15h
Zack Polanski said today he would unban Palestine Action, call the Genocide in Gaza Genocide, and end support to Israel. You can vote for him on the 8th October in the Holborn and St Pancras by-election.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 20h
A glorious bit of How It Works here, being said openly in public
Alex Wickham € @alexwickham
X.com
Exclusive with @AlexDooler @DNair5
UAE officials have warned the UK government that the severity of Man City's punishment could undermine their appetite for future grand-scale commitments in Britain, according to people familiar with the matter
They consider the Premier League's actions to have an influence on the bilateral state relationship, the people said, asking not to be identified discussing undisclosed information
The extraordinary pressure comes after Andy Burnham faced criticism, including from within government, for saying Man City's Abu Dhabi owners should not be disqualified specifically because of the investment they bring to Britain
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look how cool these stances are.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2025
PSA
crudely cropped photo of Ian Holm as the android Ash in 'Alien' with the ms paint notation 'full of milk' with an arrow pointing at him
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mark Freeman @propermonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's say what you see: very little 'hope'.
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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty damn British that the person in charge of the UK's economy is talking about more austerity and strapping the country to the biggest stock bubble in human history from a lectern with "HOPE AGAIN" stuck to it. The wheel spins as it should.
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Mark Freeman @propermonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sir Humphrey in Yes Minister Yes Prime Minister
Alt: Sir Humphrey in Yes Minister Yes Prime Minister
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'
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Sam Jeffers @worklesshard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, massively speculating, but it sounds as if they were waiting and watching, but a farmer coming home from a party called in the local plod, who jumped into something they weren't meant to be aware of. Quite Slow Horsey.
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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One useful function of the fleeting Starmer era was hammering home that when a politician says "We hear you" or "I get it," they actually mean "Shut up" and "shut the fuck up."
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Condemnation is pure hot air if in the next breath you’re telling everyone you’re doing your best to give the fascists what they want, just without the masks
In fact, these are scenes we have not seen on British streets. Immigration needs to be deal with, I will be the first to say that and we are dealing with it. The boat crossings have been halved since six years ago, net migration is down massively.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of course there isn’t, because that would be meaningful punishment, and we can’t be having that.
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Mark Freeman @propermonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They should emulate 90's Posh player Derek Payne, who was mad at the manager, Barry Fry, but forced to play. The whistle went, he turned and lumped the player next to him. Instant red card. He walked off smiling.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026
This belongs in the Smithsonian.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On an entirely unrelated note: how is that police investigation into Peter Mandelson’s criminal connections to foreign sex offenders and Russian oligarchs coming along? Being thorough, I assume
Adam Crafton & @AdamCrafton_
x.com
Fascinating repercussions now for the Premier League as a whole. Do broadcasters care that what they've been showing for the past 15 years wasn't real? Do clubs, coaches and player care that their chances of success were unfairly disadvantaged? Just the start.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IT’S FINALLY OFFICIAL. Manchester City: the medals belong in the bin. #115 #Cheats
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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brian Clough leading out Leeds United at Wembley with the words “you can throw all your medals in the bin, because you won them by cheating
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Mark Freeman @propermonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So curious about what you think of such a British and so very 'of it's time' series as the Carry On films!
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I did say Shabana Mahmood would be on the side of the thugs. Burnham keeping her in post was an utter disgrace. Labour supporters should be brave enough to say so. So should Labour MPs.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 23/09/2026
The man who filmed himself stabbing one, with a person on board, is still seemingly at large.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Evan Davis on PM asked if ‘Danny Tommo’ “had any kind of point” by puncturing a dinghy with a knife because “the [authorities] should be doing that themselves”. He went on to describe it as “vigilante action”.
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Sylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#TwoTierPolicing

B BC

Woman sentenced for hurling milkshake at
Farage
16 December 2024
Lewis Adams
BBC News, Essex
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know how to explain it, but orcs aren't real. Obviously, I don't believe in goblins and elves, but I REALLY don't believe in orcs. They're just something that was invented by a famous fantasy writer, like transphobia.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Once you notice that Tony’s big ideas are almost always “Don’t do this obviously desirable thing that will have positive real world effects, you should instead give lots of money to my zillionaire fascist friends”, it becomes hard to stop noticing it.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 20/09/2026
I have been trained not to care about any show Netflix creates, BY NETFLIX. I know instantly that anything they do will be canceled no matter how successful it is, so why would I get invested? They did this to themselves, on purpose, and don't seem to grasp that incredibly obvious point.
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whenever people like Van Jones say things like "young people don't support Israel because of what they see on social media," it's worth noting that what young people see on social media is...well...this. Why? Because that's what actually happened to Gaza.
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PEEBleguese PEEBleguese @thehumancentipeeb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That lady who did that interview on Newsnight about that Oxfordshire village full of bigots. She's been doxxed. Had threats Had people come to her house after a neighbour told them where she lived. And now the footage is being shared by Tommy Robinson and his band of nonces.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The UK has a far right who love to target members of the public who oppose them. Worth noting that this also includes the media.
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Emma Willis Training Room Cuck Chair better be a series long bit #scd #strictly
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Ommer Draven ($-55 net today)⚒️🏳‍⚧♿ @ommerdraven.unitedsyncretic.org · 18/09/2026
For context here, Aaron Rodericks of Blue Sky Trust and Safety is arguing that harassing minorities by specifically blaming them for their own oppression is not "targeting" that minority. > Is this employee toxic? Undeniably yes.
Aaron Rodericks© @aaron.bsky.team • 1d
For context here, a user was responding in a thread to other users (unrelated to the original post) when they used the phrase "Trans rights or Trans camps. You chose the camps and you're blaming Dems" followed by profanity.

> is this user toxic? undeniably yes.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn
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Dr Julia Grace Patterson @jujuliagrace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran needs to learn that if you don’t “pick a side”, you’re picking the side of the oppressor. Every single time. It’s that simple.
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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
Twitter post by that cunt Stephen Yaxley-Lennon expressing solidarity with Ed Sheeran (not reposting the exact text because fuck whatever he has to say)
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Of all the remakes, "racist Passport to Pimlico" was not on my bingo card www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Why is Piddington in Oxfordshire holding a referendum on leaving the UK?
Residents of Piddington, near Bicester, will vote in a symbolic referendum on Tuesday.
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore "every child deserves to live" Ed Sheeran "this is hurtful to a lot of people"
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My contribution to ‘Paste, Present, Future’ project, celebrating 35 years of @bigissueuk. Signed, numbered versions of available at Big Issue shop. Lots of other pieces from amazing artists, 25% of sales going to Big Issue. Massive thank you to @grow_up_art_ 👇👇 www.bigissueshop.com/collection/p...
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/09/2026
We are not going to get out of the fascism problem by accepting just enough fascism to turn the heads of the fascism-curious.
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jay Dragon is unstoppable @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?
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