Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 1m"We have a machine that will tell you whatever you want to hear, so you don't have to listen to facts or science!" That's...bad, though, right? You get how that's bad, right? 000
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 15hI just got a contagious yawn through text. Character in a book yawned, I yawned. 1101
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 18hSo after canceling the highly-regarded and award-winning Spider Noir, Deadline announced that the replacement will be a show based on...the Clone Saga. One of the most hated Spider-Man storylines ever written. Do these people just hate money? 280
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 29/09/2026I give it two days before it's retooled and starts declaring itself SuperHitler 030
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 28/09/2026Surprise Helluva Boss short dropping on Saturday featuring Loona and Octavia, so can it please be Saturday now? Would appreciate it, kthx 030
Reposted by Craig SchaefertheJoelWirth @thejoelwirth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026All I can think of is how Excalibur & the crew now have to eulogize another friend two weeks after doing it for Butcher. It's so unfair for us, so unimaginable for them. Thinking of those who knew him and wishing for them a peace that doesn't seem even possible. 220328
Reposted by Craig SchaeferTony Miller @beardedrogue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yep, this is real. I hope Steven is ok. Good on Bryce and the doctor for stopping the match. #AEW 3576
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 27/09/2026Sending out my heart to Steve. This is...not something any wrestling fan wants to see, ever. 160
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 27/09/2026We need to take up a collection to buy Andrade some proper tearaway pants. If you are not into #AEW, I promise this post makes sense 170
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 27/09/2026"Democrats are too wrapped up in trans issues" buddy there is one political party that will NOT FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE FOR FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES, and it is not the democrats 0120
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 26/09/2026So what matches are we hyped for tonight, wrestlefam? I'm super eager to see Cope and Christian x the Young Bucks x FTR. I predict that there is no chance the ring doesn't look like a literal crime scene by the end of it. 140
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 26/09/2026I saw this, and now I'm making you see this, because I am a horrible person Not as horrible as whoever the fuck designed this box, but still, pretty bad 4121
Reposted by Craig SchaeferCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure. 5843131178
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 26/09/2026DraftKings is pure fucking evil. Heroin dealers don't even go this far out of their way to addict and exploit people. 080
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 26/09/2026Are you aware of Rifftrax? Did you know that Mystery Science Theater never actually ended? Do you like things that are good? Get some Rifftrax in your life. 090
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 25/09/2026Foreshadowing things years in advance is a thing I will never cease to do and then giggle evilly about. 0170
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 25/09/2026Getting a large pizza 'cause screw it, the nor'easter is rolling in and I can nibble on it all weekend with or without electricity. 6530
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 25/09/2026When I interviewed and hired people for my accounting department, the idea of disqualifying someone for bringing a beverage wouldn't have even occurred to me. Like...Why? Who gives a fuck? I wanted the best candidates, and the best candidates are allowed to be thirsty. 3182
Reposted by Craig Schaeferdr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly. 172262565
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 25/09/2026So happy to see Faust readers discovering Noir York and liking it. Please allow me to share the unofficial theme song, which is where Any Minor World got its title: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBzz...youtube.comAny Major Dude Will Tell YouYouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic 091
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 24/09/2026I'm an aunt. I am not sure how I feel about this. Nothing but love for my lil' brother, his wife and the new life they just brought into the world, though. 1180
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 24/09/2026I am having a Michael Keaton "you want to get nuts?" moment. Okay, so my water heater is continuing to malfunction which means there is an alarm going off once a minute, every minute, since yesterday. No, I have not slept. Landlord is not calling me back. I am going slightly insane. 1100
Reposted by Craig SchaeferBrian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness. 212430956
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 24/09/2026If you aren't down with Mox, I don't know what to tell ya. 040
Reposted by Craig SchaeferChristopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS day to those who observe it (it's me, i'm the one who observes it) 09137
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 23/09/2026Tuberville is amazing in the sense that...where do you even START with this asshole? Every word that comes out of his mouth is deranged and stupid to such a degree that it's impossible to find a place to dismantle his dick behavior and non-stop lies. I expect the GOP to run him as a prez candidate. 280
Reposted by Craig SchaeferC N Rowan - Urban Fantasy Author @cnrowan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Marvel at me moving like a slightly deranged robot to promote the advance copies of the new first in series! Comment ARC for the link there or GOODREADS for the link to that contest! #fantasy 021
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 23/09/2026Calling in building maintenance to fix a washer issue and belatedly realizing my PC's Starlight Glimmer desktop wallpaper is on full display. Okay, just gonna curl up and die over here, never mind me. 250
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 22/09/2026"Taylor Swift announces Patient Zero" okay this is the seed for the most fucked up and amazing zombie movie ever made, hear me out 3130
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 22/09/2026If a judge said this to me I would crawl under the nearest rock and remain there forever 060
Reposted by Craig SchaeferGood Ol' WT @keyguardactive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of the regulars from @mysterywrestling.bsky.social Leah Sparks has posted that she broke her neck in a match. And because her non-wrestling job is circus, she's in a bit of a mess. So because I know the love Wrestlesky shows Mystery, I'm posting to see if we can toss a couple bucks her way 🤼♂️gofundme.comDonate to Help Leah Sparks (LeeAnn Ball) recover from C2 Neck Fracture, organized by LeeAnn BallMy name is LeeAnn Ball but some may know me better as Leah … LeeAnn Ball needs your support for Help Leah Sparks (LeeAnn Ball) recover from C2 Neck Fracture 04140
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 22/09/2026My heart goes out to all the artists on Tapas. Losing your platform with no warning utterly fucking sucks, and I hope you find a better place to land. 060
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 22/09/2026Did I make a mistake when I catered exclusively to landlords and said City Hall was "my building"? No, it is the voters who are wrong 160
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 22/09/2026Your reminder that polygraphs are complete junk science on par with dowsing rods, and it's utterly insane that any branch of our government uses them in 2026. 3196
Reposted by Craig SchaeferColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026to a t, every single vote scolder i've gotten to talk to me like a human being has revealed that they mostly feel terrified this will not be all of them. plenty are just shitheads. hence, 'the ones i've gotten to talk to me like a human'. the fear grips their throat and they don't know what to do. 130225
Reposted by Craig SchaeferColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026really is a motherfucker knowing that if dem leadership/seniority signaled that trans rights were worth standing up for, every single person scolding and berating about how this sacrifice just HAS to happen would 180 overnight to "we draw the line here. abandoning people in need would be cruel" 71576324
Reposted by Craig SchaeferKrista D Ball is Canada's Mouthy Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is from my new AI statement, dedicated to Bluesky copyright abolitionists that I haven't blocked yet 🥰 48014
Reposted by Craig SchaeferSkyla Dawn Cameron @skyladawn.ca · 21/09/2026It's my birthday. Great things to do today: - buy my books - donate to an animal charity - contract Etsy witches to cease the nonstop crises in my life from the past 11 months - prayer circle Shawn's vet today doesn't tell me he needs another big expensive dental surgery this year 84514
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 21/09/2026Ultima IV. No big bad to fight, but a journey to improve yourself and inspire others. In 1985 we were still figuring out what video games could be, and Ultima IV said "think bigger." 470
Reposted by Craig SchaeferSkyla Dawn Cameron @skyladawn.ca · 20/09/2026Today's the 10-year publication anniversary of the first Livi Talbot novel. To celebrate, books 1-3 are on sale. Direct payhip.com/skyladawncam... Kobo www.kobo.com/ca/en/series... Smash www.smashwords.com/books/byseri... GP play.google.com/store/books/... Apple books.apple.com/us/book/solo... 12527
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 20/09/2026I have been trained not to care about any show Netflix creates, BY NETFLIX. I know instantly that anything they do will be canceled no matter how successful it is, so why would I get invested? They did this to themselves, on purpose, and don't seem to grasp that incredibly obvious point. 1024854
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 20/09/2026My model broke out and hacked the Gibson. Then it flew the Gullfire over Leningrad. ...can I get some venture capital money over here or what? 2100
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 19/09/2026Y'ever wonder what the deal was with Cicada 3301, and if we'll ever find out? 260
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 19/09/2026Well, now I have to reinstall Deus Ex. I don't make the rules. 2120
Reposted by Craig SchaeferPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone. 435238708
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 18/09/2026I am working on a side thing that nobody but my agent knows about, so take that as you will. 2130
Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 18/09/2026Pope Leo XIV has been gifted with a large green boulder the size of a small green boulder 1111
Reposted by Craig SchaeferVivian Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You have to be terminally consultantbrained to think "I voted with Republicans" is a winning campaign strategy in 2026 1131