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Eric P

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shake what your trauma gave you
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Ali Ruth @ali-ruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I strongly feel that there is a lucrative business opportunity in end-to-end sedation for the entire airport experience. Plz just wake me up again when we’re in Cincinnati
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
loved Bunheads, Chewing Gum, Corporate, Extraordinary, We Are Lady Parts... might need to pick some next watches from this list.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ohhhhh, the whole *point* of Bluesky is to not get jokes.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my favorite episode of tv this decade i think
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Golf Cart One (2026) - my new sculpture at the @lucasmuseum.bsky.social in LA. A life-sized, cast-aluminium, militarised presidential golf cart, commissioned for the museum by George Lucas and based on a 1:12 scale model version I made back in 2017.
Photo in the museum of the golf cart covered in an absurd amount of weapons, including a nuclear missile, artillery, mini guns and a machine gun on the roof, on a golf green base with a US flag sticking out the golf hole and a putting golf club bent in half on the ground
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 21/09/2026
We never talk about how this kid's doing a terrible job of mowing the lawn
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.
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Woman's Happy Dance on Wide Road
Alt: Woman's Happy Dance on Wide Road in front of trucks taking part in the Myanmar coup.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mom used to open a drink in the store before she paid for it and I thought child services was about to take me
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who are... three people I don't want in my kitchen?
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The way my jaw dropped
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
unfortunately, I read a children's book of mnemonics for the state capitals and thus, to me, New Hampshire is a nude hamster riding a Concorde
the book is called "Yo! Sacramento" and also has a presidential companion called "Yo! Millard Fillmore"

did I mention the nude hamster is very large?
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy birthday to work
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
I’m sorry to the Wikipedia editors but trading smoking for Christianity is sending me
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A man has very similar days for many many years.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don’t want to panic people on here, but Threads is quickly taking the lead as the app with the most batshit navel-gazing quasi-leftist edgelord opinions that are more about personal grievances than any actual political belief
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Steve McPherson @steventurous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A classic.
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The song "Jolene" but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you're not sure what Jolene is except that you're afraid of her.
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• your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there's no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene d
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He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene
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blackening the summer skies
with burning wings and countless eyes we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene
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• we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene d
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We have always been at war with the bond market
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh you like sets? Name every set which is not a member of itself.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
on the rare occasion that I'm under the weather and someone asks how I'm feeling, I tell them my leg is haunted, and THEY NEVER GET THE REFERENCE! 😡
Lorelei Gilmore from The Gilmore Girls
I hate having a cold. It's bad enough being sick, but anyone could have a cold. I'd like to have a good illness. Something different, impressive.
Just once I'd like to be able to sayạẠeah, I'm not feeling so good; my leg is haunted.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I feel like the script and especially the acting in Fargo are just terrible. I love or really like every other Coen brothers movie I've seen.
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Dan Cassino @dancassino.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They say it’s open to everyone, but a Mesopotamian wins it every year.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think we have to come to terms with the idea that Clippy and Quibi did nothing wrong except each being ahead of their time.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
yea man i'd love to drive 5 hours to visit you, my only friend without kids. i'd love to take a shower in your gray bathroom and dry off with amazon basics towels. then can we go to a mexican restaurant run by white people? can your girlfriend come? can you two get in a fight 10 mins before i arrive
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
FYI, the Wildberries that Ukraine is bombing are not froyo shops, a thing I personally was never confused about, but you might be.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And yes I’m wearing a Valley Heat t-shirt. Have you listened to Valley Heat yet? It’s so funny you will damage your body laughing at it. Doug Duguay narrates the goings on in the Rancho Equestrian neighborhood of Burbank. Funniest podcast there is. www.patreon.com/ValleyHeat?u...
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 11/02/2025
gimme the beep test i run real slow i haven’t kept up with my cardio might pass away
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The AI czars have been Sacks, Burns, and Fall? are they doing a bit?
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 20/07/2026
I wrote about the game
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Ode to Spain, Our Competent Kings of the World Cup
Spain’s style may be dull, but their logistical excellence is strangely inspiring
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 15/07/2026
I for one think we should change the whole country to Swatch .beat time
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
when you make a joke and accidentally describe a page playoff system
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dangerous listening to music, might end up accidentally feeling somebody else's emotions. This is not my mood. I'm Freaky Fridaying. I'm supposed to be giving a big presentation at 11 and right now I'm being consumed by somebody else's yearning.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
a huge part of my childhood was stuff like this. just sort of puzzling over the Letterman Top 10 Book and trying to reverse engineer what the Iran Contra Scandal was from it
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don’t have any answers here, personally I think the only healthy version of masculinity I’ve actually encountered is Dudes At The Skatepark Supporting Each Other, so my recommendation is go hang out at skateparks
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 06/07/2026
A devastating day for the Nazi Tattoos Are Nuanced Symbols That Must Be Understood Within a Full Range of Exculpatory Context community, quite possibly the dumbest community I've ever encountered online
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I screamed so loud. Sorry to my wife.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There’s the Pickford special. Hoof it up 3/4 of the field and hope something happens
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I need to know whether this headline was submitted with the pun intact and then changed for the sake of propriety or if they thought it was more clever not to (literally) spell out the pun or if it was somehow a coincidence that no one noticed
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Diana B. Greenwald @dbgreenwald.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s great to see American men excelling at a sport that has been dominated by women for so long. For too long, men have not been taken seriously. They have been denied a seat at the table. We are really witnessing history in the making.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Two presidents died on July 4, 1826.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The gay slur chant that Mexico has been repeatedly fined/punished for continues on. Let's go Ecuador!
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Was a joy and an honor to work on this incredible feature. It’s so smart and horny and funny and tender!!
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Finding Friends, Legacy, And Leather Sluts At New Jersey’s Finest Holiday Inn | Defector
In 2011, a Princeton Borough police officer gave me a public urination ticket as I was on my way to go drinking. I went home with someone that night and forgot about the ticket in my crumpled pants po...
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
PARTNER: i think we should see other people ME: look if you want to break up fine but for the love of god don’t make me see other people
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 21/06/2026
World Cup quick hits: Eloy Room a Curaçao icon, Germany deals with snakes and a ref's watch is nicked
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Quick hits: Snakes at Germany's training and a player nicks a ref's watch
A Curaçao goalkeeper etches out a piece of World Cup history, Germany faces some slippery training pitch invaders and a referee's watch is briefly nicked by a player. Here are today's quick hits.
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Orin Kerr @orinkerr.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"They Looked Like They Were Getting Rich on Polymarket—but None of It Was Real; The prediction market has flooded social media with deceptive videos by paid creators, according to a Wall Street Journal investigation." www.wsj.com/business/med...
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
[posting for that one guy who doesn’t want a chronological timeline] i don’t think freeman is offside
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
KAFKA WORLD CUP 2026™
Score bug from the World Cup with the extra text "NEITHER TEAM CAN ADVANCE NOR BE ELIMINATED"
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
KAFKA WORLD CUP 2026™
Score bug from the World Cup with the extra text "NEITHER TEAM CAN ADVANCE NOR BE ELIMINATED"
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