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@prestemon.bsky.social
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ESPN has it differently
Pitch by pitch with ball, strike, ball, ball, foul, foul, strike.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
KAFKA WORLD CUP 2026™
Score bug from the World Cup with the extra text "NEITHER TEAM CAN ADVANCE NOR BE ELIMINATED"
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
From www.theautopian.com/dodge-needs-...
Cool picture of a muscle car with a hood mounted Jacob's Ladder
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I saw these 2 sets at the San Jose airport.
Four white plastic barricades at the edge of a parking lot with face like indents.Four white plastic barricades at the edge of a parking lot with face like indents.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Got my first ever manicure
close up hand with short nails sporting beautiful nail art of a blue octopus in green water
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I have a good feeling about 2026
My dining room with a hole in the ceiling and a tarp and bucket on the floor (the dining table has been moved out)
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Courbet's The Desperate Man painting. Man in 1800s clothes with long dark hair and goatee looking frightened or harried or something like that.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This is what Hegseth reminds me of
Still from end credits of Animal House reading "DOUGLAS C. NEIDERMEYER '63. KILLED IN VIETNAM BY HIS OWN TROOPS"
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Really fun and funny movie, popcorn score is nuts
Cats & Dogs, with 52% critic and 32% fan scores
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about (many people have tweeted this unattributed, and I can't find the original, so here's just the text.)
If you own a parrot and don't teach it to say "Help, they've turned me into a parrot" you are wasting everyone's time.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
since we don't have a cat I have to take pictures of the squirrels
A zoomed in photo of a squirrel looking (earnestly?) at the camera, standing on a small tipped over flower pot.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
This looks like halfway through a magic trick
Lauren Sanchez in a fancy floral dress with an unnaturally constricted midsection.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
A New Yorker black and white single panel cartoon of a car in a stopped mass of cars. Caption: "Try honking again."
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I think I've found my new lawyers.
A one story commercial building labeled "LAUDERDALE SPEEDOMETER & COMPASS"
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
"Oops... I did it again"
Queen Elizabeth's Final Diary Entry - Written Just Two Days Before Her Death - Contained Only Five Words
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Oh good. Slack is giving me a new way to kickstart problems.
Partial screenshot of a Slack popup that says "Introducing Templates" "A new way to kickstart any project, process or problem."
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Success, San Mateo County (CA) libraries
A library notice that Hell Is a World Without You, suggested Sept 19 2024, is now approved.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Kamala Harris holding a bag of Doritos. Looks like she probably is eating one.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Your "I voted" stickers are cool and all, but I got a flu shot and was brave.
A pink sticker from CVS of a unicorn with a bandaid on its rump with the text "I am brave!"
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Yay our #Buddo model arrived today!
a shelf containing a bowl with two monkey heads, a pink crochet piglet, a Biddo model, a grey crochet donkey, and old timey photo(?) of two girls with bird heads
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
One of my favorite shirts (from podcast Jordan, Jesse, Go!)
Mock up of a grey T-shirt with red text CLASSIC TRASH around a fish skeleton, a banana peel, and a tin can.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
I hope so, given this.
A social media post describing Tim Walz's answer to what his "Roman Empire" is.  He often thinks about the sinking of the Endurance in Antarctica and the amazing two-year survival of Ernest Shackleton and his crew.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
There is a setting that won't let you post without it!
A screenshot showing Alt text options. "Require alt text before posting" is enabled. The other option shown is "Display larger alt text badges".
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Hey ESPN, could you please not start headline like this?
Among other benign sports headlines, one that says: 'Devastating' attack puts USWNT in quarterfinals
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
Maybe this will help?
Infographic called THE DECLINE OF THE SIMPSONS. which shows ratings for every episode, coded green/yellow/red, and every season's average... which declines after season 8 (8.3) to season 13 (7.0) and then downward from there until 30 (6.1) and 31 (6.4, a bounceback of sorts)
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
Currently on the front page of the WaPo site. Pabst money really flowing.
Same picture from the previous post, of a guy with a Pabst hat and Pabst Blue Ribbon shirt. Over Post headline "Scenes from the hot weather around the world"
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
Just had a childhood flashback to these multi-game board things.
Square gameboard for many games. there are mini pool cues and pockets in the corners. there are backgammon points around the outside. there is a checkerboard in the middle. plus dice, rings, and also little pins to knock over.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Mystery object from today's walk
black plastic panel on the muddy leafy ground. it has two round connectors with tethered caps over them, labeled "USB Drive" and "Computer"
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
News image of the day.
A screen view of the phrase "How do I make a BOMB ?" but the word BOMB is spelled out in 7 rows of ASCII art made out of # characters.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
Dear Mr President, There are too many Ghostbusters. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
A promotional image for the new Ghostbusters movie with seven Ghostbusters.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
theathletic.com/5257537/2024... everybody loves the doink
As the sound of the miss reverberated in their section, Cohen and Francis looked at each other with excitement.

“The ball ricocheted off the pole and made this very loud sound — a ‘doink,'” Cohen recalled this week. “We looked at each other and I said, ‘We need a camera in the uprights.'”
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
I'm one of those nerds who wants a stats-heavy Super Bowl stream. But instead I get a kids-friendly broadcast. Maybe kids love statistics?
Note: This marks the first time in NFL history that the Super Bowl will be broadcast in two different formats, with CBS carrying the traditional broadcast of the game and Nickelodeon airing an exclusive kids- and family-friendly telecast. The CBS broadcast will be available to stream via Paramount+.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
I'm very excited for the Carter/Clinton/Obama/Biden team-up to assassinate Trump after this happens.
Excerpt from article with "they plan to have a thoroughly Trumpified OLC issue a new memo, which would advise that the department should prohibit the prosecution of presidents even after they leave office." highlighted
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
How can you lie there and think of England, when you don't even know who's in the team?
prompt: best single line from a song
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
bookshop.org is messing with me
the cover of familiar children's book Charlotte's Web, but the main (spider written) text is in another language? Russian maybe? or just gibberish?
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Very much
Classic tweet from Darren Rovell: "i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content."
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