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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
related, "No thanks, I'm trying to quit."
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TODAY! IN! SPORTS! is about the #1 sports story that I have witnessed since I started writing this newsletter The saga of Wharfie Time, the moment an Australian football team played their team's in-stadium hype video at the exact worst possible time
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Today in Sports! The Wharfie Time Saga
The tale of Wharfie Time is both beautiful and stupid, and it's why I write this newsletter. PLUS, an American cycling miracle, a *near* marathon world record on a "destroyed" Achilles, and more!
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I actually did get called more often because either the DMV record or registered voter record shares my birth month wrong so I had 2 almost identical records and came up twice as often. You can message them and check.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This really would make a good YouTube video
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The good peppers are no longer grown, there are remnants of the last batch for a few months and then no more.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not sure Underwood Ranches is still available. I think the good stuff may just not exist anymore?
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna revive jibjab style head cutout on cartoon body videos?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shake what your trauma gave you
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Ali Ruth @ali-ruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I strongly feel that there is a lucrative business opportunity in end-to-end sedation for the entire airport experience. Plz just wake me up again when we’re in Cincinnati
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
loved Bunheads, Chewing Gum, Corporate, Extraordinary, We Are Lady Parts... might need to pick some next watches from this list.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ohhhhh, the whole *point* of Bluesky is to not get jokes.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my favorite episode of tv this decade i think
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They do their prepared material on an ongoing basis. Since the crowd work is a one off they aren't spoiling anything by posting it.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Golf Cart One (2026) - my new sculpture at the @lucasmuseum.bsky.social in LA. A life-sized, cast-aluminium, militarised presidential golf cart, commissioned for the museum by George Lucas and based on a 1:12 scale model version I made back in 2017.
Photo in the museum of the golf cart covered in an absurd amount of weapons, including a nuclear missile, artillery, mini guns and a machine gun on the roof, on a golf green base with a US flag sticking out the golf hole and a putting golf club bent in half on the ground
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 21/09/2026
We never talk about how this kid's doing a terrible job of mowing the lawn
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.
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Woman's Happy Dance on Wide Road
Alt: Woman's Happy Dance on Wide Road in front of trucks taking part in the Myanmar coup.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mom used to open a drink in the store before she paid for it and I thought child services was about to take me
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This happens to me too. It's legit one of the stickiest jingles ever, up there with plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*praying this works*
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a short film, but how about the An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge adaptation that was shown as a Twilight Zone?
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@jococruise.bsky.social Fancy Pants alert
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who are... three people I don't want in my kitchen?
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can recommend Posh Nosh to you or anyone else who enjoys this.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I figure they'd have gone with UBE EDAM?
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The way my jaw dropped
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I always offer to pay by check, because you know what has 0 processing fees? a check
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
unfortunately, I read a children's book of mnemonics for the state capitals and thus, to me, New Hampshire is a nude hamster riding a Concorde
the book is called "Yo! Sacramento" and also has a presidential companion called "Yo! Millard Fillmore"

did I mention the nude hamster is very large?
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy birthday to work
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
I’m sorry to the Wikipedia editors but trading smoking for Christianity is sending me
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/pres...
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A good followup to the burrito tunnel idlewords.com/2007/04/the_...
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ESPN has it differently
Pitch by pitch with ball, strike, ball, ball, foul, foul, strike.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
With 2 foul balls after, it wouldn't matter?
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A man has very similar days for many many years.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don’t want to panic people on here, but Threads is quickly taking the lead as the app with the most batshit navel-gazing quasi-leftist edgelord opinions that are more about personal grievances than any actual political belief
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Steve McPherson @steventurous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A classic.
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The song "Jolene" but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you're not sure what Jolene is except that you're afraid of her.
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• your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there's no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene d
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He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene
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with burning wings and countless eyes we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene
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• we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene d
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We have always been at war with the bond market
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh you like sets? Name every set which is not a member of itself.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
on the rare occasion that I'm under the weather and someone asks how I'm feeling, I tell them my leg is haunted, and THEY NEVER GET THE REFERENCE! 😡
Lorelei Gilmore from The Gilmore Girls
I hate having a cold. It's bad enough being sick, but anyone could have a cold. I'd like to have a good illness. Something different, impressive.
Just once I'd like to be able to sayạẠeah, I'm not feeling so good; my leg is haunted.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The accents feel like bad sketch comedy, which doesn't help
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I feel like the script and especially the acting in Fargo are just terrible. I love or really like every other Coen brothers movie I've seen.
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Dan Cassino @dancassino.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They say it’s open to everyone, but a Mesopotamian wins it every year.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think we have to come to terms with the idea that Clippy and Quibi did nothing wrong except each being ahead of their time.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You can also skip the nap. I did no meds at all for mine this year. It's mildly unpleasant for like 30 seconds. I have no clue why people get knocked out for it.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
yea man i'd love to drive 5 hours to visit you, my only friend without kids. i'd love to take a shower in your gray bathroom and dry off with amazon basics towels. then can we go to a mexican restaurant run by white people? can your girlfriend come? can you two get in a fight 10 mins before i arrive
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
FYI, the Wildberries that Ukraine is bombing are not froyo shops, a thing I personally was never confused about, but you might be.
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Eric P @prestemon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Most Popular
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And yes I’m wearing a Valley Heat t-shirt. Have you listened to Valley Heat yet? It’s so funny you will damage your body laughing at it. Doug Duguay narrates the goings on in the Rancho Equestrian neighborhood of Burbank. Funniest podcast there is. www.patreon.com/ValleyHeat?u...
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