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I didn't really want to sign up for Twitter, but they made me Now they made me sign up over here too "The people search everywhere for a saviour, but only charlatans are to be found." Block early, block often He/him

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Nikola @greasyboiler.bsky.social · 16h
Britain, from now until eternity.
The circular I Just Need To meme with austerity
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 9h
An AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato.
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AuDHD man advised to try Pomodoro Technique falls down seven-hour rabbit hole on history of tomato
An AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato. Anand Trivedi,…
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 9h
If you run into a goddamn dumb asshole in the morning you ran into a goddamn dumb asshole. If you run into goddamn dumb assholes all day that makes sense because there are so many of them everywhere. Welcome to goddamn dumb asshole town.
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Sara Sydnor 🤌✨ @sarasydnor.bsky.social · 9h
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 9h
wait would that make Morrisons posh, or Sainsburys common is it like when royalty marries a commoner? like, officially they're both royal now but you know there's a lot of talk about breeding and bloodlines in the ducal group chat
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 9h
King: also my vampires are not sexy at all Stoker: this is the most accurate dracula adaptation ever! Stoker: finally someone who understands that dracula isn't about sex! Poe: Barker: Koontz: Lovecraft:
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 13h
the wise man learns never to find out what's going on in the girls chat it might concern you; it might BE concerning to you but it is simply none of your concern
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 17h
Ah, Boxing Day
A (slightly edited*) headline from The Guardian: 'Revealed: the methane mega-leaks from Turkey'

(*the original included the words 'UN climate summit host')
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Joe Slater @joeinaustralia.bsky.social · 17h
Wise visitors refused fairy food: it was tainted with toxic honey made from monkshood, foxglove, and bog rosemary, and made one hallucinate. The introduction of rhododendron gardens in the Victorian era allowed fairies to step up production, with astonishing effects on English literature.
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 14h
That was our roundup of the financial markets, thanks Hulk. Now over to Ororo Monroe for the weather. How's it looking, Ororo?
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gamedotfilm @gamedotfilm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A favorite action sequence, this is for @chopperfireball.bsky.social
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Gilly @gillyarcht.bsky.social · 21h
paint me like one of those French squirrels
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pgofton.bsky.social @pgofton.bsky.social · 17h
X, X, Square, R1, L1, X, Right, Left, X to discuss idea for a small plates restaurant you've been toying with
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 16h
stringer bell and d'angelo in THE WIRE (TV show, 2002-08)

a speech bubble has been added to make it look like stringer is saying the quoted post
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 16h
Former Prince Andrew has never heard of Streisand Effect, fails to shut the fuck up and keep his head down. Lawyer who advised him to keep posting that shit found to be a guy from weird twitter
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 17h
press X to do a wee bump, just to take the edge off like hold X and use the left stick to lay out a big fat line on a nearby surface. straighter lines will grant accuracy bonuses in the snort phase
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Amber Ying 應 緣 @amberying.com · 05/10/2026
Some of you are getting too comfy saying that billionaires, AI tech bros, and all the other assholes have to have some psychiatric condition because being a complete utter greedy mean-spirited troll of a person must mean they're crazy. As an actual "crazy" person, fuck you.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 20h
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 17h
www.maptap.gg October 5 98🔥 98🔥 94🏆 95🏅 91👑 Final score: 942
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bobcat in a box
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 19h
Name a movie that had enough of an emotional response on you that you'll unthinkingly share this post without realizing it's engagement bait.
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 18h
Hi hello here is my Super Intelligence Force, to keep you safe from the dangers posed by Super Intelligence It is composed entirely of the people creating the Super Intelligence projects that pose the danger to you in the first place Plus me, the stupidest motherfucker alive 😊
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 19h
IT'S SPACE CATS WEEK!
The cover of Beasts of the Wild Black. A cat looks out of a human space helmet. Lots of very sci fi graphics around her. Mostly green.
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 18h
Cold War Pokemon
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 19h
"Malcolm in the Middle" (TV show, 2000-2006) cast picture
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fun fact: When I went to speak at Broadview while I was still under federal indictment, 3 VERY obvious Feds kept following me, trying to copy these people. They had riot shields that said “WE PROTECT US” and asked me conspiratorially if I “knew about the plan” which was totally real. Bro. (1/4)
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 04/10/2026
Slow motion pelican coasting above the coast bliss. 🪶
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Bea Leiderman @bealeiderman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I happened to pick up this moth off the canvas by the lights with an almost perfectly matched leaf. Eois 🌱🌿
A yellow moth on a matching yellow leaf. The moth has silver bands in concentric patterns across its wings.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin
Overview

[AI] Know before you go 
• People say to try a pint of the popular Guinness
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 04/10/2026
Star Trek TNG "Thine Own Self"(?); Counselor Troi in Starfleet medical blue uniform, in the Enterprise engineering lab(?) looking extremely disappointed, with caption: COMPUTER: Unable to comply.
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A Goldfinch among the teasels. 😍 What have you spotted in nature recently? Let's fill our feeds with nature.
A Goldfinch perches on a tall teasel seedhead in warm golden light. Its red face and yellow wing flash stand out against the brown seedheads and soft blurred background, creating a calm October scene.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The marbled polecat (Vormela peregusna) looks like a ferret dressing up as a cheetah for Halloween. They're native to a semi-desert grassland strip from Eastern Europe to Central Asia. Like a skunk, they can spray a foul-smelling fluid from anal glands. Let's talk about them. (📷: Petra Prager)
A marbled polecat photo from Petra Prager.  It looks almost exactly like a ferret, but the arched back is sort of orange with brown dots on it similar to a cheetah, and the head has a white stripe that reminds me of a skunk, with a long floofy tail and dark limbs.  This one looks alert and at rest.
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Prof Katherine Schofield 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇪🇺 @katherineschof8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's that time of year again when we need to remind National Trust members that Restore Trust is a dark-money funded right-wing astroturfing entryist outfit. Please vote, and vote for literally anyone else.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankly I think everyone is freaking out and could use a snack and a nap.
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 01/10/2026
Day 1: Five deep discounts from our Steam Hype Playlist - our rolling list of the best games every month. www.steamhype.com/features/ste... This is probably the closest to 'normal' you're going to get. We're getting increasingly weird and niche after this point.
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Steam Hype Playlist Picks - Big discounts on 5 of 2026's best
Big-brain strategy, tense extraction shooting and a non-Mario Paper RPG
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Scott Pilgrim: Chicken isn't vegan?
Alt: Scott Pilgrim: Chicken isn't vegan? Gif
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026
Kyle Reese talking to Sarah Connor in Terminator 1
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
every time i get suckered in by a "but what about all the useful stuff AI does in my life??" argument the useful stuff is either "something you could google in two seconds" or "highly-skilled labor you don't have and therefore can't fact check"
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Bruce Arthurs @brucearthursaz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This gave me a good laugh. (from @accordionguy.bsky.social 's "Saturday Picdump" of tech-related memes, cartoons, etc.)
A military execution by firing squad. The condemned person is tied to a wooden post in front of a wall. The condemned man is covered in black ink, with overspray on the wall behind him leaving a negative shadow on the wall. Ten or so feet in front of the prisoner, a large squid lays on the ground, a spray of squid ink stretching between it and the prison.

To one side, two soldiers stand. One, an officer, holds a piece of paper in his hands, looking at it closely.

Caption: "Damn autocorrect."
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Lisa Nohealani Morton @lnmorton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sad to see Babybel turn its back on its Olympic dreams
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alison 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @bluishorange.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they sell professional cheese now
my hand holding a label for a bag of babybel cheeses that says “babybel PRO.” the cheese wrappers are an unappetizing bluish purple color.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It simply *does not matter* if the Tory leader is an imbecile and a crook. If the choice is e.g. an empowered Green Party sticking at troublesome levels of popularity or Kemi unicyling into the House as PM wearing giant clown shoes, then that is not even a choice for our ruling class.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The press have decided to reimpose the two party model and unfortunately, that requires “pretending to believe Kemi Badenoch is doing a good job”. Which is pretty bad, given she’s a disastrously online wacko.
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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Where are you hiding the dreamies, motherfucker??"
•  A young, nude Oedipus stands pressed tightly against a chimerical Sphinx. The Sphinx has the body of a lion, wings, and the head and breasts of a blonde woman.
• The Action: The creature leaps onto Oedipus's chest, digging her claws into his skin and gripping his flesh. Instead of flinching, Oedipus stands completely calm and holds his spear steady, locking eyes with her in a piercing gaze.
• The Foreground: Human remains—including a severed hand and foot, a king's crown, and a laurel wreath—lie scattered among the rocks at his feet, signaling the deaths of previous travelers who failed the riddle.
• Setting and Symbolism: The vertical, narrow composition features a dark, archaic background. Behind Oedipus stands a bay tree (sacred to Apollo, representing high human achievement), while a fig tree stands behind the Sphinx
The Theme: The painting illustrates the moment before Oedipus answers the Sphinx's riddle, symbolizing the triumph of spiritual intellect and moral force over base materialism and animalistic instinct
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon: man sipping tea and saying "bloody hell"
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