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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 3h
Absolute stupid dogshit
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 3h
I’ve been dealing with a lot of this and a pretty good solution I’ve found so far is to have a default waf rule for anything claiming to be a browser to get a JS client challenge. Stops about 90% of the bot bullshit outright and for everything else you can captcha over a rate limit
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 4h
Uncle in law gave it to himself by chugging pepto and shooting goody powder non-stop for months until he ditched his car in the middle of the road ands was stumbling down the median screaming at everyone. Glad he is basically president now
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 4h
I like the lemon flavored ones
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 4h
4yo just ran away screaming because the ice cream melted on this episode of frog and toad
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15h
I like how often Batman is still wearing the costume when he’s working at the computer in the cave, I’d be sitting there like Porky Pig without pants
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Dobu @dobu.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I love the GameFAQs forums I hope they never get removed
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 14h
I am once again asking anyone who interviews Wes Anderson to please finally ask him about Showa Era Godzilla.
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 5h
Whoopsie Doodles!
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 16h
Former managing director at BGC Group/British banker-turned-whistleblower Simon Andriesz, the man who told the FBI about Lutnick/BGC’s “financial irregularities,” fraudulent 9/11 charity, and revealed Howard Lutnick’s secret business partnership with Epstein in Adfin, has been found dead.
thebanker.com
Whistleblower who outed Lutnick’s links to Epstein dies
The former British banker who spent more than 35 years working in financial markets has died by suicide
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 5h
Having kids triggered it for me around then but it clearly isn’t what by body wants to be doing, more of a fear response
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 5h
Always struck me as a 50+ thing
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 12h
My very own Browning M2 .50mmcal
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 13h
You will certainly never regret buying Temu AI Feverdream Go-Kart
Temu off-road go kart ai slop ad. Says it will do 25mph on 8” tires
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 13h
Oh cool we’re at the mechahitler phase
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 16h
Fun movie, I approve
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 17h
Lost his grip and the ring was sucked in
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The Quigadook @quiggy.itch.io · 18h
no ring
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20h

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 18h
lolè lmbo ur welcome
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 20h
How about you get 7soupsdeep you fucking love fall so much
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21h
Saw a Wardogs clip that was a streamer making gay rainbows out of colored smoke signals and it soft locked a bunch of guys in the building because they didn't wanna be gay.
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 21h
And deprive us of this content???
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 21h
Classic Rock station has put Gotye in their rotation and I am FURIOUS
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 03/10/2026
sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from criminal negligence
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 22h
Sometimes the correct end state is to just burn down the house
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 22h
It has the safety hole you can hook a finger in to, though
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 22h
Died in a tragic self-succ accident
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 22h
I think the toilets in the pissing room should have a really small hole they flush down and an alarm system
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 22h
Prison OF THE MIND
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 03/10/2026
The truth is too much for them to handle
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 03/10/2026
Guerrilla Arby’s marketing
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/10/2026
thank you to the Fauntleroy Institute for Soft-Handedness for planting this timely article about the value of other people doing hard work
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 02/10/2026
Was there Gingruch there?
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 02/10/2026
I know not what the weapons of World War III will fought, but World War IV will be fought with hammers beating each others' asses
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
the only good seized contraband photos are the customs beagles that find the food and then pose with the illegal yams
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 01/10/2026
Ah the telephone, a device I love to use and do not hate now
My sms log getting absolutely boarded with political texts
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 02/10/2026
you can fish your kernel out of the toilet the day after the cookout!
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 02/10/2026
I know not what the weapons of World War III will fought, but World War IV will be fought with hammers beating each others' asses
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 02/10/2026
Phew
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 02/10/2026
Is it all the ghosts?
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Types of Ghosts II
a series of crude drawings of ghosts.
At the top is the words "the world is full of ghosts
here are some you may recognize or learn to spot"
a tiny one labeled "single celled"
a long one labeled "snake"
a round one labeled "round"
one with a monitor on its head labeled "computer"
one with big teeth labeled "teeth"
a big one making a vacant expression labeled "boring"
one with a smaller one inside of it labeled "double ghost"
One with a cowboy hat and mustache labeled "cowboy"
a wide one labeled "wide"
one hiding behind a bush labeled "shy"
one wearing a trenchcoat and hat, labeled "secret"
one that is dripping a lot, labeled "wet"
one stuck in a can ring labeled "trapped"
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 02/10/2026
Yeah that’s a bleepin’ dead alien if I’ve ever seen one
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 02/10/2026
What if he posts feet as a selfless gesture?
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 02/10/2026
Shittiest SCP entry imaginable
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 01/10/2026
I am going to legit subscribe to one of those takedown services to get this under control. Absolutely bonkers shithole country
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 01/10/2026
Ah the telephone, a device I love to use and do not hate now
My sms log getting absolutely boarded with political texts
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 01/10/2026
I didn’t open it so it doesn’t need refrigeration
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