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@powerful.crabf.art

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 06/10/2026

What the fuck, YouTube

Fucked up YouTube ad with Miss Rachel demon face

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 04/10/2026

You will certainly never regret buying Temu AI Feverdream Go-Kart

Temu off-road go kart ai slop ad. Says it will do 25mph on 8” tires

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 01/10/2026

Ah the telephone, a device I love to use and do not hate now

My sms log getting absolutely boarded with political texts

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 01/10/2026

Hell Was Full

A comic by Branson Reese

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 01/10/2026

Edger suit man from Men In Black

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 01/10/2026

On Brand @senorpantalone.bsky.social

Senor Pants liking a tweet about crapped pants

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 29/09/2026

The minions Gru guy, who Elon now looks like

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 26/09/2026

Fond memories

Shitty Grand Cherokee™️ with “SHE WANTS THE D” in big block letters across the rear window

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 24/09/2026

Hope you’ve got the Detroit version in your collection

That shitty Detroit tigers drawing from a barbershop window

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 23/09/2026

Doing some serious Computing on a speak & spell

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 22/09/2026

Karn on the Cobb

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 19/09/2026

I want to see some poor Idiot buy one of these. 8” wheels, the thing must be sized for a toddler

Temu off-road go-kart death machine

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 19/09/2026

Jeb’s 50 state landslide

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 16/09/2026

How to weep the weepy-weep way with Paul Castorzano

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 16/09/2026

Baby monkey clinging to its fake robot mom

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 15/09/2026

Natural Harvest
A collection of semen-based recipes
By Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 14/09/2026

the broodwich, from ATHF

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 12/09/2026

Four Lions, a movie about the dumbest jihadists imaginable

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 10/09/2026

Local man ruins everything

Homer riding a donkey backwards holding an American flag crashing in to a huge cake

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 02/09/2026

Dad saying “I’ll eat poop” in some Christian nationalist TV series

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 31/08/2026

Country Guys make Do

It’s a big ear of corn and he was stuffing it up his ass

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 29/08/2026

In Sauce We Trust

A1 Steak Sauce, for banking purposes

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 29/08/2026

lol

Dan Waterfield
@danwaterfield.bsky.social
I first heard of him over a decade ago because a friend's username was k's sweaty balls: his excuse for why he needed to manspread.
7:19 AM • Aug 29, 2026

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 29/08/2026

The labelers definitely say you were on a tear

Goldstein volumetric posting

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 28/08/2026

Crow T Robot

I WANT TO DECIDE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 27/08/2026

Should give the Vilelight a chance

A 5000 dollar light bulb you strap to your great

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 27/08/2026

Guess who just got yelled at achewood

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 23/08/2026

Latrine/Shithouse scene from Robinhood Men In Tights

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 22/08/2026

Men in Black Ballchinian

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 20/08/2026

Typing of the dead game

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 17/08/2026

wint @dril
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 10/08/2026

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 05/08/2026

Gentle Ben the talk show bear from the Simpsons

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 05/08/2026

Damn I love reading The News on the Internet in the year of our lord 2026

Mobile browser once again repeatedly failing to display a webpage because of all the js horseshit that gets jammed in to it these days

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 27/07/2026

WRONG! It's mashing in random dates in to the calendar, one a day a time, just hoping something is there and then trying it again until the heat death of the universe. 2250? Sure let's see what's going on then. 1675? Why the fuck not!

ChatGPT searching for random dates in a calendar between 1670 and 2250

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 27/07/2026

Today in AI being fucking stupid: ChatGPT Public events calendar site. ChatGPT has been hitting it twice a second non-stop for more than 3 months (that's as far as I have stats for, being going for longer). Must been constantly scraping for new events getting posted, right? RIGHT?

ChatGPT hitting a webserver 150k times daily, for some reason.

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 25/07/2026

Absolutely incredible. Who is paying for this shit?

Claude bot completely fucking over a web server until I block it at which point traffic drops by 95%

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 23/07/2026

BECOME A BABY
Retain your adult knowledge and assume the form of a human infant.
Your satisfaction GUARANTEED.

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 22/07/2026

Homer receiving sexual powers from his oxygen tent, much like this robot

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 19/07/2026

Paul Blart is:
FLESH MALL

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 15/07/2026

Frank Scorpio palm to head

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 15/07/2026

I can think of another movie where bill murray came

Bill Murray covered in various goos in ghostbusters

Bill Murray covered in various goos in ghostbusters

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 14/07/2026

Time for fourth meal

A big fuckoff handful of pills that will make me poop more

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 13/07/2026

Having that good breakfast

A handful of giant pills that will make me poop my brains out

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 04/07/2026

A card that says Adios! with a chihuahua dog in filed in the Loss Of Loved Ones section

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 27/06/2026

dicklover3000
i am the biggest dick lover of them all
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not so fast

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 26/06/2026

Use your HSA to buy a device that electrocutes your pussy TODAY

a TENS shocker device for your labia

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 26/06/2026

Wanted for questioning

A woman smiley face

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 26/06/2026

Starship troopers Its Afraid bug

POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 22/06/2026

Bad drawing of Elons fucked up head