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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)

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Studied the works of Mark Twain

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
PAUL ATREIDES: i want a cigarette. damn i could use a cigarette. a cigarette would fix me. I just need to smoke one cigarette. i could smoke one cigarette and throw the rest of the pack away. i'll bet i could buy one cigarette off of someone and smoke it.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Explaining to my nephews how two chili cheese dogs with chips and soda used to cost $3.64 at the Dairy Queen up the street from my childhood home) …of course that was before 9/11 happened, and everything changed.
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thinking about the silver dinner revealer
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Folks Please check in on your newly middle aged friends if they decide to embrace baldness and grow a big beard. 99% of the time it’s a perfectly benign middle aged balding guy activity, but 1% of the time they may decide to become Dan Ryckert’s Wario
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walter (extra bone haver) @cucumber.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
you guys have a gander at these cool blue mushrooms i saw 😊 werewere-kōkako (entoloma hochstetteri)
two entoloma amongst ferns, and leaf litter
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
chesto and I have been quoting this video for the past few days and every time I think about it it makes me laugh so hard dude
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frame #61900 from S05 -E16 - Chinese Cabbage-629274
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw a middle aged ex-Wall Street Journal guy post about how he would never bring a drink to a job interview and relate a story about how he once walked seven blocks to an interview and became overheated, and thanked his prospective employer for offering him water while he was clearly unwell.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 24/09/2026
he may be bald, but he's right 👍
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 24/09/2026
thinking about the coolest thing ever put into a videogame www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-YP...
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Armored Core VI - “I won’t miss!”
YouTube video by Zatheroth
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You've killed one of us. And now it is your turn to die.
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
medieval queen: ugh. really king: we listened to divers tales of cruel murder this morning queen: fine. goodnight my love fool: *whispers* what's up your majesties. tonight i'll be playing a classic game yall probably remember from the 890s, that's right guys we're playing at Chess
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Is the water here good? Aye you can drink it miss, but it is bad water. Foul water, morally evil water. But it is potable, and we do not recommend buying any bottled water, there is simply no need. Enjoy.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 22/09/2026
Evolution of the dog
Evolution of the dog
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ulillillia? The inventor of the LitRPG genre?
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a wondrous encounter. Welcome.
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now this is just absolutely derivative.
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cookie’s Bustle
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Need to apply Bransons Saltburn treatment to AI developers. as well as the server racks full of GPUs RAM and hard drives that would be MUCH more fulfilled running STALKER 2 at 120 fps and storing 300gb of ripped CDs in FLAC.
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bari cast Ross Douthat as the replacement Andy Rooney
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning.
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Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@guildwars2.com Hey guys, Laranity (one of the top Anet partners) showcased trying out a controller on #guildwars2 on her stream for the first time and said it was fine! Let's get official controller support into the game ASAP!!
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today on anything but a Humvee, the venerable UAZ-452 "Bukhanka" or "bread loaf" van. Versatile in many conditions, the 4WD van is the oldest vehicle still in production with broadly the same design with minor upgrades, and serves on both sides in Ukraine.
A Ukrainian UAZ-452 van, shaped like a high mounted van, an improvised turret with an American M60 machine gun atop and night covers for the headlights.
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The Slides @theslides.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"NORAD 35mm presentation slides," slide 16 of 41 [gallery]
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When you transfer your consciousness into a Legendary Apple Farmer’s Daughter
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Taking some time to remember Mister Baseba
Screencap of a tweet from user MisterBaseball0 on Feb 25 2020 which reads “I want to see my foot on home plate. They want to see my in my motherfucking grave.”
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Going to make a post soon… an original one.. I’m going to become “OP.”
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
EPPIAOSE THREE IS OUT
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Rivers and Canals | Alexei Toliopoulos, Elouise Eftos & Demi Lardner | So You Wanna Win a Penis Pump
YouTube video by Grouse House
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Viridian: Cinderella Green @viridianjcm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You obtained: Frog
Phone camera picture of a steamdeck running onimusha 2 and there’s a picture of a green frog and the text at the bottom says “You obtained: Frog” and the text for Frog is colored differently like it’s important
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
metal gear solid, fanart (1999) 'i drew psycho mantis possessing that girl. it's from the metal gear solid scene where psycho mantis is possessing that girl. i forgot what they looked like so if i drew it wrong, e mail me if it makes you angry.' web.archive.org/web/20001217...
a pencil illustration drawn over the printed receipt from a store called 'pawn plus, inc.
entity in a gas mask (psycho mantis) is on the back of a woman with a gun, reaching its hand into her hair, going into her body (possessing). her head is tilted back a little and her visible eye looks blank.
the artist has signed his work: pulpy
his e-mail address is also printed:
mr_thread at hotmaildotcom
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How does this make you feel white boy?
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Drew @4484.cool · 26/12/2023
OH BABY YOU
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Mark Trushkowsky @marktrushkowsky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
More beautiful quilts from the Minnesota State Fair. 2/3
A rainbow quilt with an optical illusion design of a curving tunnel, using geometric patchwork blocks fading into a bright yellow center against a dark frame.A multi-colored quilt featuring a grid of bright rectangular blocks.A quilt made of repeating star, triangle, and square patterns, created with rainbow-colored fabrics framed by bright white fabric.A rainbow quilt featuring a central black flower with colorful fabric ribbons spiralling out against a textured gray background.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 13/06/2025
Linda I am addicted to your love
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Dakota DeGarmo (Commissions open) @dakotamacdoodle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
how im movin this wknd
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Seymour and a Guado from FFX
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 03/09/2026
you saved everyone. and everyone knows what you did. and nobody is happy
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mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
space ghost ass to ass
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Will @backingtrack.gg · 01/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026
Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country theonion.com/nations-quiet-gangly-k…
Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024
GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.
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