Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 01/09/2026PAUL ATREIDES: i want a cigarette. damn i could use a cigarette. a cigarette would fix me. I just need to smoke one cigarette. i could smoke one cigarette and throw the rest of the pack away. i'll bet i could buy one cigarette off of someone and smoke it. 217926
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Introducing Gurpo 421855338
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(Explaining to my nephews how two chili cheese dogs with chips and soda used to cost $3.64 at the Dairy Queen up the street from my childhood home) …of course that was before 9/11 happened, and everything changed. 030
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thinking about the silver dinner revealer 000
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Folks Please check in on your newly middle aged friends if they decide to embrace baldness and grow a big beard. 99% of the time it’s a perfectly benign middle aged balding guy activity, but 1% of the time they may decide to become Dan Ryckert’s Wario 030
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)walter (extra bone haver) @cucumber.bsky.social · 10/04/2026you guys have a gander at these cool blue mushrooms i saw 😊 werewere-kōkako (entoloma hochstetteri) 1023691464
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 16/01/2025chesto and I have been quoting this video for the past few days and every time I think about it it makes me laugh so hard dude 6724390
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 14713
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Saw a middle aged ex-Wall Street Journal guy post about how he would never bring a drink to a job interview and relate a story about how he once walked seven blocks to an interview and became overheated, and thanked his prospective employer for offering him water while he was clearly unwell. 120
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 24/09/2026he may be bald, but he's right 👍 4667
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Aura @aurahack.ca · 24/09/2026thinking about the coolest thing ever put into a videogame www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-YP...youtube.comArmored Core VI - “I won’t miss!”YouTube video by Zatheroth 22574144
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You've killed one of us. And now it is your turn to die. 1114
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026medieval queen: ugh. really king: we listened to divers tales of cruel murder this morning queen: fine. goodnight my love fool: *whispers* what's up your majesties. tonight i'll be playing a classic game yall probably remember from the 890s, that's right guys we're playing at Chess 2749
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Is the water here good? Aye you can drink it miss, but it is bad water. Foul water, morally evil water. But it is potable, and we do not recommend buying any bottled water, there is simply no need. Enjoy. 27811
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 22/09/2026Evolution of the dog 350671
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ulillillia? The inventor of the LitRPG genre? 020
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor 8354211205
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me 152590303
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is a wondrous encounter. Welcome. 0144
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Now this is just absolutely derivative. 040
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cookie’s Bustle 030
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Need to apply Bransons Saltburn treatment to AI developers. as well as the server racks full of GPUs RAM and hard drives that would be MUCH more fulfilled running STALKER 2 at 120 fps and storing 300gb of ripped CDs in FLAC. 040
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bari cast Ross Douthat as the replacement Andy Rooney 020
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I LOVE Bionicle porn! 4126201038
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Good morning. 030
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@guildwars2.com Hey guys, Laranity (one of the top Anet partners) showcased trying out a controller on #guildwars2 on her stream for the first time and said it was fine! Let's get official controller support into the game ASAP!! 25910
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Today on anything but a Humvee, the venerable UAZ-452 "Bukhanka" or "bread loaf" van. Versatile in many conditions, the 4WD van is the oldest vehicle still in production with broadly the same design with minor upgrades, and serves on both sides in Ukraine. 1447
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)The Slides @theslides.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"NORAD 35mm presentation slides," slide 16 of 41 [gallery] 171
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When you transfer your consciousness into a Legendary Apple Farmer’s Daughter 020
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing. 4550551578
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Taking some time to remember Mister Baseba 010
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Going to make a post soon… an original one.. I’m going to become “OP.” 010
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026EPPIAOSE THREE IS OUTyoutu.beRivers and Canals | Alexei Toliopoulos, Elouise Eftos & Demi Lardner | So You Wanna Win a Penis PumpYouTube video by Grouse House 713515
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026 432700508
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Viridian: Cinderella Green @viridianjcm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026 2156122345
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You obtained: Frog 021
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 31/08/2026metal gear solid, fanart (1999) 'i drew psycho mantis possessing that girl. it's from the metal gear solid scene where psycho mantis is possessing that girl. i forgot what they looked like so if i drew it wrong, e mail me if it makes you angry.' web.archive.org/web/20001217... 327685
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026How does this make you feel white boy? 1316511
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Drew @4484.cool · 26/12/2023OH BABY YOU 3544107
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Mark Trushkowsky @marktrushkowsky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026More beautiful quilts from the Minnesota State Fair. 2/3 11709204
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died 803026336
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 13/06/2025Linda I am addicted to your love 917310
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Dakota DeGarmo (Commissions open) @dakotamacdoodle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026 132337699
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026how im movin this wknd 0102
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026 14772148
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)sebmal @mrdo.pro · 03/09/2026you saved everyone. and everyone knows what you did. and nobody is happy 0203
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026space ghost ass to ass 312521
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Will @backingtrack.gg · 01/09/2026 828291033
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country theonion.com/nations-quiet-gangly-k… 513835285
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one. 113276909