Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i cant wait for the #guildwars3 news this week to be a panoramic shot of a kodan's butthole while whimsical music plays 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Twitch:static.klipy.comMy Brand Corsair MemeALT: My Brand Corsair Meme 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Marvel is apparently telling everyone to redo their Endgame homework and that other homework no longer gives credit towards the Doomsday mid-semester exam. 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Look, I'm man enough to admit it. Bryan Residentevil did a WAY better job surviving than I would have. I would be getting weighed down by all the shit in my pants. 001
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think XBOX has proven that they can do layoffs without the general playerbase caring so long as they jingle keys in front of them. "oh, we laid off thousands of employees? well, now we have all these Fallout games in production!" "AND we partnered with Kojima, notorious moneyburner!!!" 100
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026oh btw @chipcheezum.bsky.social the Control Resonant trailer didn't air at my viewing of Resident Evil. America, California, Cinemark theatre. 001
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Resident Evil (Cregger) is like watching an endearing version of DarkSydePhil trying to survive his own zombie apocalypse. 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They made a movie all about the Maestro level in Kingdom Hearts 1 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026JFC, there's like a new weight loss drug being advertised to me every other commercial and I don't know if that's because I'm 250 or I'm an American. 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So much for WoW Forever being horizontal progression... 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Surely @guildwars2.com will announce gamepad support after tomorrow's final #VisionsofEternity patch, right? R-right? 010
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@guildwars2.com UPDATE: WoW just announced gamepad support!! They keep stealing ideas from you! We are BEGGING you to learn from this and give #guildwars2 official controller support!!!! 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I started a new MADC (Hardcore Ironman) run in Guild Wars with a self-imposed challenge: I have to get every unique gear skin either dropped or crafted on my character. This includes weapons and armor. Made it out of Presearing with Krytan armor, crystalline sword, and a charr bag for good measure. 120
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@guildwars2.com Hey guys, Laranity (one of the top Anet partners) showcased trying out a controller on #guildwars2 on her stream for the first time and said it was fine! Let's get official controller support into the game ASAP!! 25910
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don't think I have the patience to do a hardcore run of any game... 010
Reposted by Ape HawkJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 10/09/2026Sony saw "phys-" and didn't bother to read the rest of the word, they just knew they needed out ASAP. 182530534
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026After last nights episode of Reacher, I can definitely say that it exists in some kind of fantasy timeline 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comYour Opinion is TrashALT: Your Opinion is Trash 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Its amazing how much my adhd meds do for my anxiety, allowing me to not think about everything so much and finally giving me the willpower and drive to focus on what I want to get done. 010
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The gta6 leaker is advertising the game better than rockstar is 120
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 21/08/20262xko didn't fail because it was in dev hell for 10 years or whatever it failed because it didn't have fiddlesticks 010
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026www.guildwars3.com/en/news/play... Bears, in MY guild wars 3???guildwars3.comPlayable Species Spotlight: KodanAnswer the call as a kodan in Guild Wars 3. 020
Reposted by Ape HawkIlona @efnyea.bsky.social · 14/08/2026First Guild Wars 3 artwork I've made! And probably the first of many. 😄 Sponsored by ArenaNet! #guildwars #guildwars3 #gw3 414348
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@guildwars2.com #GuildWars2 en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/175969... 110
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I always thought Reacher was a dumb show where everyone but Reacher and sometimes his love interest are incompetent buffoon and Reacher is the Perfect Paragon Marty Stu. I gave it a shot and it's a buff autistic guy who keeps needlessly yet purposefully antagonizes people while solving crimes. Neat 010
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Lanterns is OK so far but that was NOT good parenting in that first scene 020
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I'm pretty sure I blew out my body's weight in snot over the past 3 days 000
Reposted by Ape HawkLauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 14/08/2026Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha 11845004596
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Dragon House might be a messy show with questionable writing, but at least it gives us great memes:static.klipy.comimbecileALT: imbecile 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Pat after subtember:static.klipy.comYamcha's Iconic Death Pose in Dragon Ball ZALT: Yamcha's Iconic Death Pose in Dragon Ball Z 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I've been fighting a battle against mold and mildew that has been building up over the past 35 years and MAN is it kicking my ass 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Those Fallout s3 set photos are making me yearn more and more for a Fallout theme park 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My ideal space game: The spaceship customization/crew system of STARFIELD The exploration of NMS The characters/setting similar to MASS EFFECT The gameplay of WARFRAME The space dogfights of SQUADRONS 120
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I've been trying to cut back on snacking, which has attributed to me being overweight. My ADHD meds help with the hunger, but it's mostly been because of boredom. So now I'm trying just chewing gum, and using a walking treadmill while watching shows/youtube/twitch. 010
Reposted by Ape HawkGuild Wars @guildwars2.com · 07/08/2026🎉 50,000 members strong! 🎉 Thank you for making the Guild Wars Discord an incredible home for fans of Tyria. Join the conversation, meet fellow players, and celebrate the franchise with us! 🔗 discord.gg/guildwars 818925
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026can we cool datacenters with all the shitty sodas that no one buys anymore and all the grocery stores end up having to cycle out? 000
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026www.guildwars3.com/en/news/our-...guildwars3.comOur Approach to Playable Species in Guild Wars 3Learn about our approach to playable species at launch and beyond! 010
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026#GuildWars3 showed concept art of the human, asura, and kodan races and... uh... let's just say one of them looks straight out of Disco Elysium d169gnos68toqd.cloudfront.net/moon-announc... 020
Ape Hawk @apehawk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026being on these adhd meds is so weird i KNOW im hungry, yet have no urge to eat wild 010
