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@hexitalexit.bsky.social
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 5h
if you’re up late sometimes you’re lucky enough for your cat to throw up AND to clean it!! love it!!!
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 8h
unfortunately i think ive become someone who kinda enjoys ironing their pants but why do the creases never come out? im probably doing something wrong but my mom taught me how to do this + she doesnt know how to do a lot of things well except for stay w my dad when they should have gotten divorced
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 9h
i made a really annoying long post on letterboxd abt how much i didnt like digger but instead of that i should just have wrote “i laughed way more at the clayface trailer playing a very specific part of a ‘Do You Realize’ than the entirety of digger” bcuz its true
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11h
the nice thing about worms is you can always put them back in the can
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
texting my mom what date her dead parents were born while she’s on vacation bc i want my canadian citizenship certificate (feels very american)
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“finally a playlist that feels like flared wet jeans” said someone, and everybody clapped
music.apple.com
🍁Aggressively Connecticut Fall🍁 by rachel 💫 on Apple Music
Playlist · 178 Songs
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
took a pic of this in the bar bathroom cuz i thought it was art lol
dead leaf on a floor
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E z r a @bruit.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Such a fuckass thing to post but god i love new york and i also can never live here again
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy the radio dept. szn except it is always radio dept szn 4 me
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i really want these pants sooo bad but my lack of ass is so profoundly astounding that i think it would render people speechless (derogatory)
red pants with a built in whale-tail cutout
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
im sorry but digger looks so fucking stupid can everyone stop talking about it thanks
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just tinkin
tabby cat sits on top of bookcase like a king on a castle
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𝔉𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔞 @freb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry I can’t talk right now, I just had lunch so all my blood is around my stomach?
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
vividly
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
love to be awake!!!
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rly weird when ppl try to steal ur swag like do u even know how many bad things happened to me to acquire that much swag
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
weekend activities (i made the gay rat obviously)
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my husband told me today that my legs are “emancipated”, which, he meant emaciated (literally not even close to true, as i refuse to let my thighs not touch, ever) but i liked the idea of my legs being free from my body one day
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yayayayayayayay
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anyone wanna pop my plasma bubble
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i wish i could add photos to letterboxd but i realize how much that would suck if everyone could do it; therefore i propose: only let me do it
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
god i fucking hate linklater movies so much sorry
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a follow up piece “two-controller nap”
dumbass tabby cat using 2 switch controllers as a pillow
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
musta been real sick to be born in 1969
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if i had a nickel for every time a group of two(+) friends all had a crush on me at the same time, i’d have three nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened thrice
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how i’m movin this weekend
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
welcome to weekend hell wherein i once again planned 4 straight days of (9) events back to back. idiot idiot idiot idiot
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
already made a fool of myself in front of my new therapist </3
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
actually fully losing my mind w people using ai at work. does no one actually know how to do anything anymore? you cant type an email? your job is email and you can’t even do that?
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
going to invent an app where they explode your password protected notes the second your heart stops
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one of my coworkers has an ai pic (photo where her head is basically pasted on a girl with a pantsuit) and then she used that photo to create another ai pic (fake cartoon drawing) to sell shit to customers??? hello???
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they didn’t add me to the bisexual listserv 😔
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
teenagers in every generation 🤝 thinking a song about drugs is about love
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
incredibly surreal for me to be confused about everything in life EXCEPT for school, like i almost felt comforted by the fact that i’m leading a class today and i actually know what i’m talking about vs literally anything else. could not be any farther than how i’ve always felt about school
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gm!!!! i look cute today besides the horrors persisting etc. enjoy my office bathroom
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heard its very cool and chic to walk around like you’re about to start crying at any given second
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
since i’m rounding the base on just about a year of being perpetually insane; i present my playlist of songs i’ve utterly lost it to in the past year - in order of how bad the crash out was. i’m not saying these are the best or worst songs, just ones that drove me to the brink. no theme. enjoy!
music.apple.com
cccrrraaassshhh ooouuuttt by rachel 💫 on Apple Music
Playlist · 30 Songs
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
delete delete delete
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the other night walking home after i drank too much during karaoke, i kept seeing these posters for shrimp and every one i saw i started crying a lil which made the walk home extremely difficult because there was a sign every 50 feet
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sometimes i read things i wrote about stuff that happened to me and it’s like, did that really happen in this lifetime? are you sure? that was me, my life? i didn’t make that up? i’ve had conversations that feel like, scripted. like situations that happened that couldn’t possibly be real life.
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oh so the usual?
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
double whammy today
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my three favorite things are 1) forcing yourself to like something for so long it becomes genuine 2) hating something so much that you end up liking it 3) ironically liking something for so long it becomes genuine
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
some may say I have been practicing OA [posting too much information about myself online] since 2005
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
im sorry sir you are diagnosed with listening to animal collective. it has returned and it is terminal
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
15 years ago today i met my (now) husband on chatroulette which sounds more fake every year removed somehow? but it is actually very much real
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i heard keeping a low but constant state of panic always is like, cool or whatever
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i hate ai i am pushing the toothpaste back in the tube i am putting the cat back in the bag i am cleaning the spilled milk i am putting the genie back in the bottle i am
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rachel 💫 @hexitalexit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
30 years after it’s original release im realizing just how much romeo + juliet (1996) has influenced everything i like to this day
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