Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 14hYuppppp 020
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 17hMotorcycle guy tshirt that says “IF YOU CAN READ THIS IM ON THE WAY TO WAX MY MOUND FOR THE BITCH WHO IS NOT CURRENTLY PRESENT” 020
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 17hA guy at a fancy restaurant with his wife on Valentine’s Day and she’s dressed up all nice and he’s wearing a tshirt that says “I PAUSED MY GAME AND ALSO WAXED MY BALLS, TAINT, ASSHOLE, SHAFT AND PUBIS TO BE HERE” 010
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 17hNice 010
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it 142604656
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 18hCome on man. 010
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/11/2025 1354074
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/11/2024CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine 142634589
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Repeatedly opening a link to a moronic and evil paywalled article from NYT or WaPo like 13 times in a row until I get the timing on scrolling down pat and can see the byline of the credulous dipshits who wrote it before I’m locked out. 030
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Absolutely man this is why I take big bites out of oranges and grapefruits as though they were apples. No need to peel. Just scraping the flesh off as I tug the rind out between my clenched teeth. I gotta restart MH4U for the 18th time and there are opportunities for optimization everywhere. 000
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I am stealing this tab also. Thank you for this, I’ve had “list of sandwiches” open for about 3 years it’s time to branch out 030
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Fuck! 010
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026texting my work friend 3 mins after getting home after a happy hour “Yoooo Hey man hows the rest of your evening going [locking in and staring at phone from 3cm away] and do you think Funguy got a raw deal or nah plus do you think is the combat system allowed to be described as obtuse” 110
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan. 5156001330
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026For gods sakes they had better be eligible for overtime 020
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 1873731449
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026bsky.app/profile/dumb... 080
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026(sound of spurs) BARKEEP: Look out, that's the Purina Kid. (saloon doors swing open, the Purina Kid is eating a can of wet food with his fingers) (he throws up blood all over his boots) BARKEEP: (under breath) It's not formulated for human beings. 016215
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 1241927
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You've broken the rules of House Hlaalu, sweetie. It brings tears to my eyes when I think about your disloyalty. Maybe you can make amends and make everything better. 03716
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That’s right 000
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026(Imagine the cartoon word bubble thing above this image) 010
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yuppppp👆 010
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/09/2026At drive-thru speaker: Could I please get the number 5 and fries if you happen to have those back there thank you so much In between speaker and window: Demons rule the earth what are we FUCKING supposed to do build HELL from toothpicks FUCK At window: Thank you please have a ravishing life :) 123028
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Cube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's The Great Pumpkin, Dario Argento! 042
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am sorry to say it is my fervent hope that I am looking forward to Demi and Tom discussing Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s Cure (1997) 010
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Captivating Nature of the Power of the Riff, as was discussed on the Guys: A Podcast About Guys podcast… 020
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)The Walking Tim @daddymulk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s time. 014363
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fuck 000
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 01/09/2026PAUL ATREIDES: i want a cigarette. damn i could use a cigarette. a cigarette would fix me. I just need to smoke one cigarette. i could smoke one cigarette and throw the rest of the pack away. i'll bet i could buy one cigarette off of someone and smoke it. 218026
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Introducing Gurpo 411867342
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Really hated to see this earlier today. Was just trying to watch some Whose Line 000
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026R/cumbiggerloads guys ftw 170
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(Explaining to my nephews how two chili cheese dogs with chips and soda used to cost $3.64 at the Dairy Queen up the street from my childhood home) …of course that was before 9/11 happened, and everything changed. 030
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thinking about the silver dinner revealer 000
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the reread and catching “playing AT chess” really engraved this into my brain forever. Thank you 110
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Folks Please check in on your newly middle aged friends if they decide to embrace baldness and grow a big beard. 99% of the time it’s a perfectly benign middle aged balding guy activity, but 1% of the time they may decide to become Dan Ryckert’s Wario 030
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)te pua o te rēinga @cucumber.bsky.social · 10/04/2026you guys have a gander at these cool blue mushrooms i saw 😊 werewere-kōkako (entoloma hochstetteri) 1023691464
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 16/01/2025chesto and I have been quoting this video for the past few days and every time I think about it it makes me laugh so hard dude 6722389
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 14713
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Did NOT ask him whether or not he drank directly from the palm of his interviewer, like a skittish deer in wildlife rehabilitation learning how to trust, OR whether he got the job after. I am learning and I am growing. 020
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Saw a middle aged ex-Wall Street Journal guy post about how he would never bring a drink to a job interview and relate a story about how he once walked seven blocks to an interview and became overheated, and thanked his prospective employer for offering him water while he was clearly unwell. 120
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fuck 010
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 24/09/2026he may be bald, but he's right 👍 4667
Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002) @poorolddyl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026👆👆👆 000
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Aura @aurahack.ca · 24/09/2026thinking about the coolest thing ever put into a videogame www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-YP...youtube.comArmored Core VI - “I won’t miss!”YouTube video by Zatheroth 22577146
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You've killed one of us. And now it is your turn to die. 1114
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026medieval queen: ugh. really king: we listened to divers tales of cruel murder this morning queen: fine. goodnight my love fool: *whispers* what's up your majesties. tonight i'll be playing a classic game yall probably remember from the 890s, that's right guys we're playing at Chess 2749
Reposted by Middle-aged man (13 years old when Morrowind released May 2002)Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Is the water here good? Aye you can drink it miss, but it is bad water. Foul water, morally evil water. But it is potable, and we do not recommend buying any bottled water, there is simply no need. Enjoy. 27811
