mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026this is the original???youtu.beLis Sørensen - Brændt (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Warner Music Denmark 000
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026him being 2 years younger than trump really puts into perspective a lot of bullshit 010
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026there was a similar trend a while back where womens were putting pussy juice on their wrists and necks 240
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026bsky is down for a bunch of accounts rn. kinda weird! 170
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026not endangered in my bathroom I tell you hwhat 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🫶 040
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026their photographer went *way* overboard with the "iris enhance" feature in lightroom. which is one of those mistakes that's really easy to make when you're first starting out 120
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026pretty funny to see the waves swell and quell when he does something obviously antichrist-like and then the talking points get deployed and everybody calms down or gets bored and moves on like 🤷 110
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I'm not sure there's anything more embarrassing than waving/up-nodding/acknowledging somebody when they were signaling to somebody else 250
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026every season of the boys is "aussie guy convinces some people to work with him for one last job and i'll keep drinking that garbage. i love it when you gotta get the team together 030
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026to me, "the first lady" will always be my main bitch Eve fr 030
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026i guarantee swalwell thought he was going to be president one day. he's a weiner like gunner. he's gonna try to make a comeback in like 6 years max 050
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026the quality of the austin chronicle crossword has gone down tremendously 010
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026makes the deck feel cartoonishly cumbersome to a distinguished skater 030
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026fun fact about these guys is that they can be double pregnert. like, not twins but can get knocked up when they're already months into being knocked up 170
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I’m 38. All movie news looks like this: ‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’ 031
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026don't you DARE call my actions performative 😡 it's actually YOU who is performative and it's true bc I said it FIRST and say it CONSTANTLY 🫵🫵 030
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026honestly most sitcom moms are single moms even if they're technically married 💅💅 041
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026zach cherry is in competition with pft for all-around best podcast guest in my imo 020
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026i gotta get some of that siblings marrow. i wonder what else it cures 000
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026to james joyce, "pumping gas" meant something completely different 3231
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026q: did you look up porno on the family computer me: well no I didnt I mean yeah I guess I did but really I was trying to look up pictures of the *car* called a sable, NOT the wrestler, and I do support mid sized sedans. i think spacious interiors, large trunks, and comfortable ride are important 020
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026momala should jump into the california governor race 020
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I'm actually a thankie and it's called "having manners" maybe look into playboy 010
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026if I ever did umpire id start a game off with "play (with my) balls" 😂🤣😂🤣🫶 000
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 12/04/2026learning a lot about some peoples courtesy fave policy when they think nobody is looking 🕵️ 0111
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 12/04/2026if you piss while skydiving is that public urination or is there a height limit to that one 120
mr soft serve @biggdog.bsky.social · 12/04/2026in a way I'm like the nominative deterministic sam altman (who I love) 000
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