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Planx Constant

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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jim Carrey in his costume from The Mask, sitting morosely in the middle of a room full of cartoonishly murdered corpses: "Nobody... nobody stopped me."
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chumbawumba: I get knocked down but I get up again Moms of Irish twins: I get knocked up but I get down again
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two arms marked China and Hegseth clasp over a caption that says "Examining the U.S. military's sensitive parts"
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is free and easy to show up for trans kids. Not just here, but in real life.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m starting to confuse GLP and GPT
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sam @samthielman.com · 03/09/2026
anyway if we're sharing 9/11 kitsch in advance of the anniversary, here's my favorite
A Porsche 911 Carrera with a vanity place that says "bushdid"
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I want to ride the everyone mocks Seth Moulton train until the end of the line
An Instagram post from @salemtrash 01970 showing Seth Moulton's office with a Spirit Halloween sign taped on it
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This book will fuck you up. 5 stars
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Has anyone checked to see if Michael Schur is writing George Santos's life?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It is definitely time for a generational change, but I'm glad Markey beat the bigot. Hopefully next term he will be succeeded by someone who isn't almost as old as air travel
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everyone thinks of Bill Maher as an old, snide, unfunny hack, which is true, but everyone forgets that at the start of his career he was something quite different: a young, snide, unfunny hack.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
John Landis do a helicopter scene with Johnny Depp and Jared Leto
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In 5 minutes:
A classic tweet from @dril:

"issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them'"
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2026
political communications tip: don’t put yourself in this position
Sen. Adam Schiff o @schiff.senate.gov
I am in strong agreement with the President.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026
one thing i learned from dolly parton, who wrote jolene and i will always love you in the same day, is that i could never do that
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Corey Farrenkopf @coreyfarrenkopf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Weird books for weird readers!!! Featuring: @sarahgailey.bsky.social @premeemohamed.com @joshrountree.bsky.social @sequoian.bsky.social @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social And some other dude ;)
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Mysteries for Modern Times
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am physically sick struggling to explain this Natalie business to my son’s Bayler & Kryss. They saw Bret Ratner’s superb “Melania” doc opening night with friends & have been inspired for years by the First Couple’s enduring love. Is it all a lie??? What do I do?? @support
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The Fifth Dentist @fifthdentist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The usual excuse behind the rush to build these data centers is "we can't let China get ahead of us". But we seem to have no problem letting China lap us when it comes to renewable energy. Odd, ain't it?
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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stardaddy.bsky.social @stardaddy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't believe in intellectual property, but I recognize that under capitalism it's necessary for artists to be paid for their labor. I'm fine with anyone pulling from the well of culture. I hate AI because it pollutes the well with an endless stream of garbage that ruins cultural spaces.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Outside Over There" by Maurice Sendak
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naffdoodaa.bsky.social @naffdoodaa.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Why can't you reach a compromise?" They say. When one side wants to exist, and the other wants genocide.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Even LLMs have legitimate use cases, but those outputs are a tiny trickle amidst a deluge of shit
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Listen, you can date a bunch of 1s and 0s without having an AI boyfriend.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The ghost of my dead plant watching me go to Lowe's gardening section
Matt Damon and zendaya and shes looking at him funny
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haden reynolds (Robert) @hadenreynolds.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Here's Jobim's great bossa nova "Desafinado" ("Slightly Out of Tune")
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The proper demonym for someone from Michigan is Michighani
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Someone put me on a list of people who hate AI and getting blocked by all the pro-AI creeps has made Bluesky noticeably better.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A cool thing to say before someone shoots you would be "those bullets better be silver, playboy"
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
one of my favorite things in the world is when someone hates a generally mundane thing with the sort of white-hot wrath you normally reserve for someone who has murdered your whole family
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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sure, Jared Leto is a creep with multiple allegations to his name over the course of two decades, but you have to understand that he's also a mediocre actor who's a nightmare to work with and whose movies are critical flops that don't make money.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I thought living in cyberpunk times would be a lot cooler.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"The wraith of Iain Banks then drifted down through the ceiling and began throttling Musk. 'Oh yes ah fookin am ay socialist!' he shouted."
"From that point on, it was all downhill for Musk. He suggested that everyone read Iain Banks for a vision of the future, and Beddoes pointed out that Banks was a socialist. Musk insisted he wasn't. ..."
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(The Bulwark voice) bro just one more election where Democrats moderate to the right to pick up swing voters. just one more election bro then we'll use the levers of power for public good bro i swear
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
More like Mulch McConnell at this point
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Getting a lot of pushback from historians over my promise to produce a historically accurate movie about the time Kronos ate all of Zeus's brothers and sisters
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/07/2026
we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 19/07/2026
charlie kirk soccer ball
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