Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Jim Carrey in his costume from The Mask, sitting morosely in the middle of a room full of cartoonishly murdered corpses: "Nobody... nobody stopped me." 031
Reposted by Planx ConstantBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Chumbawumba: I get knocked down but I get up again Moms of Irish twins: I get knocked up but I get down again 26116
Reposted by Planx ConstantSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 159191023848
Reposted by Planx ConstantJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It is free and easy to show up for trans kids. Not just here, but in real life. 28110
Reposted by Planx Constantjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress? 430103801921
Reposted by Planx ConstantTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m starting to confuse GLP and GPT 1121712
Reposted by Planx Constantsam @samthielman.com · 03/09/2026anyway if we're sharing 9/11 kitsch in advance of the anniversary, here's my favorite 171684220
Reposted by Planx ConstantGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I want to ride the everyone mocks Seth Moulton train until the end of the line 73388473
Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Has anyone checked to see if Michael Schur is writing George Santos's life? 010
Reposted by Planx ConstantRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It is definitely time for a generational change, but I'm glad Markey beat the bigot. Hopefully next term he will be succeeded by someone who isn't almost as old as air travel 281794135
Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Everyone thinks of Bill Maher as an old, snide, unfunny hack, which is true, but everyone forgets that at the start of his career he was something quite different: a young, snide, unfunny hack. 041
Reposted by Planx ConstantSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future. 8957111551
Reposted by Planx ConstantPlanx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026John Landis do a helicopter scene with Johnny Depp and Jared Leto 19013
Reposted by Planx Constantpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2026political communications tip: don’t put yourself in this position 315714
Reposted by Planx ConstantJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new 235896837
Reposted by Planx Constantalber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026one thing i learned from dolly parton, who wrote jolene and i will always love you in the same day, is that i could never do that 101230151
Reposted by Planx ConstantCorey Farrenkopf @coreyfarrenkopf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Weird books for weird readers!!! Featuring: @sarahgailey.bsky.social @premeemohamed.com @joshrountree.bsky.social @sequoian.bsky.social @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social And some other dude ;) 312521
Reposted by Planx ConstantThomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Mysteries for Modern Times 24093532329
Reposted by Planx ConstantRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I am physically sick struggling to explain this Natalie business to my son’s Bayler & Kryss. They saw Bret Ratner’s superb “Melania” doc opening night with friends & have been inspired for years by the First Couple’s enduring love. Is it all a lie??? What do I do?? @support 622422178
Reposted by Planx ConstantThe Fifth Dentist @fifthdentist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The usual excuse behind the rush to build these data centers is "we can't let China get ahead of us". But we seem to have no problem letting China lap us when it comes to renewable energy. Odd, ain't it? 431115293125
Reposted by Planx ConstantIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 633900864
Reposted by Planx Constantstardaddy.bsky.social @stardaddy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I don't believe in intellectual property, but I recognize that under capitalism it's necessary for artists to be paid for their labor. I'm fine with anyone pulling from the well of culture. I hate AI because it pollutes the well with an endless stream of garbage that ruins cultural spaces. 061
Reposted by Planx Constantnaffdoodaa.bsky.social @naffdoodaa.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"Why can't you reach a compromise?" They say. When one side wants to exist, and the other wants genocide. 21292
Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Even LLMs have legitimate use cases, but those outputs are a tiny trickle amidst a deluge of shit 020
Reposted by Planx ConstantKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Listen, you can date a bunch of 1s and 0s without having an AI boyfriend. 10687124
Reposted by Planx Constant🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The ghost of my dead plant watching me go to Lowe's gardening section 121541194
Reposted by Planx Constanthaden reynolds (Robert) @hadenreynolds.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Here's Jobim's great bossa nova "Desafinado" ("Slightly Out of Tune") 0105
Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The proper demonym for someone from Michigan is Michighani 120
Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Someone put me on a list of people who hate AI and getting blocked by all the pro-AI creeps has made Bluesky noticeably better. 040
Reposted by Planx ConstantGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 31/07/2026A cool thing to say before someone shoots you would be "those bullets better be silver, playboy" 9518154
Reposted by Planx ConstantClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/07/2026one of my favorite things in the world is when someone hates a generally mundane thing with the sort of white-hot wrath you normally reserve for someone who has murdered your whole family 61501227
Reposted by Planx ConstantKayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Sure, Jared Leto is a creep with multiple allegations to his name over the course of two decades, but you have to understand that he's also a mediocre actor who's a nightmare to work with and whose movies are critical flops that don't make money. 442309570
Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I thought living in cyberpunk times would be a lot cooler. 121
Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026"The wraith of Iain Banks then drifted down through the ceiling and began throttling Musk. 'Oh yes ah fookin am ay socialist!' he shouted." 040
Reposted by Planx Constantalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026(The Bulwark voice) bro just one more election where Democrats moderate to the right to pick up swing voters. just one more election bro then we'll use the levers of power for public good bro i swear 49314
Reposted by Planx ConstantBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead. 353999381
Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Getting a lot of pushback from historians over my promise to produce a historically accurate movie about the time Kronos ate all of Zeus's brothers and sisters 010
Reposted by Planx Constantceej @ceej.online · 13/07/2026we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store 182157291