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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Congratulations to Francis Halzen on winning the Nobel Prize in physics. In addition to his research, Dr. Halzen is also a committed animal advocate, bringing one of the sled dogs with him all the way from his antarctic research station to accept the prize.
A very good boy (husky / wolf cross) named Jed, known for his film work in the late 80s.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In 5 minutes:
A classic tweet from @dril:

"issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them'"
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"The wraith of Iain Banks then drifted down through the ceiling and began throttling Musk. 'Oh yes ah fookin am ay socialist!' he shouted."
"From that point on, it was all downhill for Musk. He suggested that everyone read Iain Banks for a vision of the future, and Beddoes pointed out that Banks was a socialist. Musk insisted he wasn't. ..."
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lucy from Peanuts holding a football, which she will inevitably yank away just before Charlie Brown can kick it, sending him sprawling into a pile of misery and gullible failure. At some point, the repeated injuries to his dignity and physical health become Charlie Brown's own fault for yet again succumbing to the empty promise that Lucy retains any vestige of honor or empathy within her mendacious soul.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Screenshot of a paragraph from the end of a Mashable article about a company's attempt to sell sex dolls to elementary schools.

Text: "Realbotix, formerly known as Tokens.com, rebranded after acquiring the hyperrealistic sex doll company RealDoll in 2024. The company recently debuted a new line of unsettlingly lifelike robot companions."
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The RealDoll company is now attempting to sell "teacher" robots to grade schools. They are offering what is very clearly a silicone sex doll in a suit jacket.
Screenshot of a Mashable article. 

Headline: "A New York school district is testing robot teachers"

Byline: "By Chase DiBenedetto on July 15, 2026"

Photo of a proposed robot teacher that is very clearly a repurposed sex doll in a suit.

Caption: "Robotix's hyper realistic robots are coming to the classroom." 

Photo credit: "Patrick T. Fallon / Contributor / AFP via Getty Images"
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@jordanmorris.bsky.social my kid asked me to pick up "something cool to read" on vacation and guess what happened to show up at the bookstore?
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Jesus: "You cannot serve both God and Mammon" This hat: "STFU Jesus, what the fuck do you know?"
A camouflage-patterned meshback hat, with embroidered text reading, "Jesus is my savior. Trump is my president."

The hat rests on what appears to be the upper shelf of a divorced man's closet.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
LAPD beating and trying to trample an unarmed, unresisting person on the ground.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
A picture of dipshit billionaire Palmer Lucky, with a mullet, a weird little nu-metal goatee, and a child's print shirt, over the caption "Why Palmer Luckey thinks AI-powered, autonomous weapons are the future of warfare." Editorial note for the alt tag: he thinks that because he wants governments to pay him billions more dollars for AI-powered autonomous weapons.This is text from a Google Al Overview, purporting to describe what to do if you see a red dot on your forehead from a gunscope. It's very clearly bad advice if you're being targeted by a sniper, cobbled together from advice about being bitten by a snake or spider.

"If a red dot just appeared on your forehead and you suspect it's from a gunscope, it's important to address this immediately. Here's what you need to do:
1. Seek Medical Attention:
Contact a medical professional or emergency services (like 911 in your location) as soon as possible. This is particularly important if you have any other symptoms like pain, swelling, bruising, or vision changes.
2. Describe the Incident:
When you speak to medical personnel, clearly explain that you believe that the red dot on your forehead may be a result of a gunscope. Provide details about what happened (e.g., how close you were to the gun, if you saw the scope, when you first noticed the red dot)."
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Eliezer Yudkowsky in the smoldering ruins of the Capitol Building after vibe coders using utterly non-intelligent LLMs cause the total collapse of society:
The character Switch from the Matrix, aware she's about to die, looks up and shakes her head in denial, saying, "Not like this. Not like this."
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
A meme from the movie Spy Kids, where Steve Buscemi's mad scientist character is asking, "Do you think God stays in Heaven because He too lives in fear of DEI". In the caption, "DEI" replaces the words "what he's created here on Earth"
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The "galaxy brain" meme with 5 panels.
Panel 1, next to the smallest brain, has the text, "The plural of 'octopus' is 'octopuses'".

Panel 2, with a larger brain, has the text, "The plural of 'octopus' is 'octopi'".

Panel 3 has the text, "The stem '-pus' comes from Greek, rather than Latin, so the plural of 'octopus' is 'octopodes'".

Panel 4 has the text "'-pus' comes from 'pous'  which is already an archaic plural of 'pod' so 'octopus' should either not take an infected plural or else use a regularized English suffix".

Panel 5, next to the largest cosmic scale brain, has the text, "The plural of 'octopus' is 'octopuses'".
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Haha hell yeah
A screen shot of the moment right before a Nazi gets very satisfyingly punched in the face, with a repost count of 420
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
New quest unlocked
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
If you see this, post a bridge
An aerial view of the I40 bridge over the Mississippi River, taken from Arkansas looking at Memphis. The Bass Pro Pyramid and St Jude Children's Research Hospital are visible in the background.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
If you see this, post a photo you made at sunset.
An isthmus on the Pacific coast of Costa Rica as the last light of the sun paints the sky. The clouds are orange and purple and pink and yellow, overlaying pockets of pale blue. The broad waves of the ocean have taken on a muted palette in reflection.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
People are making fun of Katie Britt's empty kitchen and ignoring the very real difficulty she later had in that same room, when she got her hand stuck in a bottom drawer with only her stepson home to help her out.
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
@hightechlowlife.bsky.social
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
An image of footprints on a beach, with the accompanying text: "Once, a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along a beach with the LORD, and as he walked, scenes from his life flashed across the sky above him. He also noticed, as he walked, two sets of footprints in the sand - one belonging to him, and one to the LORD. As the final scene of his life passed overhead, the man noticed something that troubled him - during the lowest, most difficult, and saddest times in his life, there was only one set of footprints.

"LORD," said the man, greatly troubled, "You told me that if I followed You, You would walk with me all the days of my life. But now I see that in my moments of greatest tribulation, there is only one set of footprints. At the times I needed You the most, where were You?"

The LORD turned to the man and said, "My child, precious child, have you checked your butthole? Skibap bebop butthole.""
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
You tryna tell me the immortal billionaire ISN'T a vampire?
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Planx Constant @planxconstant.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Sometimes if you want to get rid of the racist, you have to pick the chair up.
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