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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
259K followers 606 following 4.3K posts

The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11m
If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 6h
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
that canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
An advertisement for the cancelled TV show “Drew Carey’s Public Executions”
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 23h
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Actually finishing the movie undermined the brilliant metaphor he’d constructed, he should’ve kept failing to make it forever
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DING DING DING
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s always GIMP 😞🔫
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s the rare show where you really can trust that they know what they’re doing
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Once again, the Nobel prizes have been given to a bunch of nerds while all the recent advances that jocks have made in football go unrecognised 😞
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Digger can still succeed if we all buy thousands of tickets to it
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being both an undertaker and a dead man feels like a conflict of interest
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell yeah
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LDR’s tragic mistake was vastly underestimating how many followers you’d need before you could get away with using your clout for evil
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He was an important part of the community though, a lot of group chats were sustained by talking shit about him
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unclear but I believe it all came out because after his wife divorced him she told him to stop pretending to be her on Twitter
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember how the guy who’d been pretending to be his own wife for years kept posting afterwards. “It’s okay … I can recover from this”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is nothing wrong with the video game industry that couldn’t be fixed by a AAA open world Burger Time game
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay but what if I wanted a trilogy about Chewbacca working a boring office job
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Huh?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It certainly caused me Max Pain!!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ll admit I’m ride or die for Max Payne 1
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re the masters of making games I love the idea of but don’t enjoy playing all that much
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Businesses that play music mostly switching to royalty-free playlists also killed off one of the main ways you’d ambiently encounter current pop music
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hell yeah
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s happened. We have made contact with aliens.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m tired of the surviving members of Nirvana reuniting. It’s like when the surviving members of Queen reunite. Who gives a shit about these nobodies.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the AI era has taught us anything, it’s this: it’s fine to judge people based on their aesthetic preferences
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s not like I’m going to get to the end of a Doom game and wish I’d been more emotionally invested in the personal journey of my character The Doom Murderer
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My favourite thing to do in modern video games is not pay attention to cutscenes or engage with the lore at all and get to the end of a 30 hour game not knowing who I am, what I’m doing, or who anyone else in the game is
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The posters secretly plotting against each other on Discord was the best part of that
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s crazy that if history had gone very slightly differently, 3dfx would now be the biggest company in the world
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you like that then yeah, start with Ultimate Success Today
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh wow, it’s a great cover!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unfollowing now
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gilla Band ALSO have a great new album out today
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t have a ranking but I think Under Color of Official Right is the best place to start with them
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot
Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hell yeah, I saw them this year and it was so good
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨 IT’S NEW PROTOMARTYR ALBUM DAY 🚨🚨🚨
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