pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Stop making me think about these nerds having sex parties. Shoving calculators into each other’s holes and so forth 3289159
Chad @notchadordway.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Please tell me this a "joke pulled from the ether" tweet, and not a "joke pulled from the news" tweet... 000
Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Lubin’ up my Johnson with a spritz from my asthma inhaler 030
gawaintheknight.bsky.social @gawaintheknight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Why do you think slide rules are called that? 000
Andrew Cherry @kolektiv.xyncro.com · 18/09/2026Just the pastiest, sweatiest remake of Society you can ever imagine. A Sankey diagram that makes Cronenberg throw up in his mouth a little. 010
LT Dan @lt-dan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My ER doctor friend told me the places he’s had to pull calculators out of and all I can do is cosign that it’s a sin by orders of magnitude that would make 1’s head explode 040
Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Harry Twatter and the Philosopher's Basilisk. 001
Looking for a Job in PR @kevinnelson84.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comThis One Time At Band CampALT: This One Time At Band Camp 070
Beth @chacha1847.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Don't ask what the pocket protectors are for. Just don't. 130
Amuletofyendor @amuletofyendor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The instructions for my solar powered calculator specify that it should not be put anywhere that the sun don't shine 040
Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don't think reverse Polish notation is a sex position 030
skidmark twain @ragerestrepeat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When you pull the calculator out it magically says 80085 020
Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well they say least have the means to calculate the circumference of said holes. 121
R.M. McGrath @rmmcgrath.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How do they decide who to effectively altruistically give orgasms to? 000
Blackout Rage Galleon @dsyb1985.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When standard deviation is no longer enough. 010
Mark Ellinwood @markellinwood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comYoung Man Nods and SmilesAlt: Booger from Revenge of the Nerds 020
