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Cross "Really Scary" Mirage @crossmirage.bsky.social · 22h
biddy blaze. scrib doon
star wars galactic racer biddy blas smoking a blunt. chuffin a fat dart. toking. getting high. stoned. blazing it
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16h
salt bae rap game is lit! #TrueDetectiveSeason2
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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 20h
i applaud them for trying some new things but this season of nfl feels pretty messy. relying too much on injuries fueling tension. "every team is bad" is a cool idea but not quite hitting. new showrunner maybe?
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Dan Gerstein @pebby.net · 13/10/2026
Why genAI your food signs when you can express the human chaos in your own soul with beautifully janky writing. (Royal Egyptian food truck in Berkeley)
An image of the side of the food truck with walls of text reading:

MY RULES. MY WAYS
That's what earned me the bragging right
FEED ME
A) If you are Vegan/Vegetarian just say Veggie me up that is all. I will bring tears of joy to your eyes.
B) If you are Carnivore just say I am hungry and I want to have it all.
Listen up pre-cooked food is unfit for human consumption it should be piping hot freshly prepared, therefore you must tell me if you are allergic to any ingredient.
If you smoke herb weed that is it will satisfy you, big enough for a couple or two meals for
normal human being.
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the yuri sorcerer @yurisorcerer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The trianglerrrrrrrrrrr
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matt🌻 @eiffel.art · 12/10/2026
scribdoon...
a star wars creature who looks like a freaky orange alligator man. oh how the Internet has beloved him
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 12/10/2026
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
smug buddha on anthropeum today
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Sgt M @sgtm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Woman from the Sears air conditioner commercial: "Tomorrow is today and so is yesterday."Man from the Sears air conditioners commercial: "It's all now."
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Rocketengine @rocketengine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MG Metro 6R4 www.carandclassic.com/car/C2077082
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the ideal dog setup is one obnoxious dog for tackling and doing wrestling moves on, one big dog for patting on the side like a horse, one old dog for nodding at in acknowledgment as a trusted consigliere, one baby dog for spoiling, and one small dog everyone can unite around as a common enemy
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Andrés L. Mignucci @andreslmignucci.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
More Zelda guys cause I just have to get them out of my head and onto the paper. Twilight-Princess-style lizalfos and dynalfos. #Zelda #TheLegendofZelda #TwilightPrincess
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Count Duccula 🦇🦆 | VTuber [Long Hiatus] @ducc.uk · 10/10/2026
I thought this was a joke but it's NOT lmao There's fucking asbestos in the gonks www.gov.uk/product-safe...
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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💀 House of 5000 Big Skeletons 🩻 @sir.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Therapist: wow youre very self aware Me: agreed. Is there a cure for that? Ive been thinking about trying to get a horse to kick my head in but only a little bit. Enough to make family guy funny but not enough that i cant drive my car anymore
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That shit sliced him right through the booty hole
Screencap from the first Resident Evil movie of a man in combat gear taking a step into a wall of diamond shaped lasers
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smorl girl @blivveries.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
concept of back
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s almost his time of year again ✌️🗡️💀🛡️
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Patrick @oxbox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you put enough into healing or tanking on the druid you can probably make up for the crafted gear with dungeon gear since tanks and healers will be in demand. And double gathering means more gold that you can use to just buy crafted things
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Rona is nonplussed by Sebastian's viewing habits. She is also unaware that Sebastian himself emits a WiFi signal
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These officials are so brave. Where would we be without them making sure football doesn’t start being played?
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was asked to dust this off this image for @edzitron.com go birds
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now we're cooking
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Patrick @oxbox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
crazy how taking your meds can make a stress breakdown just kinda go away. almost like that's why you have them
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
borg assimilation opt out
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 02/10/2026
STUDENT DRIVER PLEASE BE PATIENT sticker in the cockpit window of a commercial jet
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 02/10/2026
October 2nd: Left (Short Walk)
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is an instant classic quote graphic
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Rod Breslau @slasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deadlock is about to show the entire industry how you launch a video game. all you need is an infinite amount of time and money to beta test without ever making an announcement, one of the greatest auteurs in game design, and the largest distribution platform on the planet. anyone can do it
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Mamono World @mamonoworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idea I just had
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026
AMERICANS WHEN STUFF IS FOR THEE: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! AMERICANS WHEN STUFF IS FOR ME: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
an approximate graph of a poll saying that ~80% of americans  think "america would be better off if more americans worked in manufacturing" whereas ~25% believe "i would be better off if i worked in a factory." the republicans polled were slightly higher in both before somebody gets mad at me for not making this about that
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's DOOM LOOP for @soseaemerald.bsky.social: "Smart Growth Plan" ft. D5 candidate Julie Kang southseattleemerald.org/voices/2026/...
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bison and Seth
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robin @robinva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Miyamoto. i accidnentally dleleted the ocairina of time remake. Fuuuuuuuuuck Dude we Have to Start Over . Fuuuuuuuuuuckin shittttttttttttt .
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Doctorb Nick @nichsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Becoming orb shaped opens one up to pondering, which there is an evolutionary pressure to avoid
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Photographer: ok. You two hold hands, & you, in the back, hold a gun to that guy’s head. Nice. I’ll add blush in post.
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💀 House of 5000 Big Skeletons 🩻 @sir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NOOO SAKAI!! HOLDING IT IN DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brian looking out into the water with the text 
"No sports betting for me please, just the safe and legal thrill Faygo red pop and throwing a car battery into the ocean"
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SHINRA NEWS: January 31st, 1997 Edition

Bisexuality

Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.

Also includes the articles:

PRES. SHINRA'S FIRST NAME - What Was It

EGG AND CHIPS - A New Frontier In Bar Food
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