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oh my god what the fuck am I doing here (he/him) 🐦: @Sir5000 🥚🪲: cohost.org/Sir

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clover 🍀🍯【VIVARIA】 @cloverinari.bsky.social · 3h
are you free this sunday? i might be debuting a new look 👀
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Natalie (Tali) Vancouver era ✨ @talidev3d.bsky.social · 2h
I've been trying to think of what to say and I can't, so in the meantime I'll just make sure this gets shared
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 9h
Worthless.
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costco @costco.amaurot.social · 7h
when the job description says “must work well under pressure” and i’m the OceanGate Titan Submersible
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 1h
TAke a look, y'all:
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costco @costco.amaurot.social · 2h
Mazda guy who mistakenly joins Rotary International
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 3h
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 4h
"Me and Mogo, we stood right here. Mogo and I." 🟢 #Lanterns
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key @lefttwix.com · 6h
how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad
the cue card guy from shrek with a sheepish look on his face while holding a blue and white sign that reads “laugh”. theres a hooded henchman behind him
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 3h
🎉AMNESIA FORTNIGHT: INDIE REBOOT HAS ENDED🎉 We can't squeeze enough words into a social post to express our gratitude to all those who backed & shared, so we'll link to this very humble update 🧡
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Update 37: WE MADE IT! 🧡 · Amnesia Fortnight 2026, Indie Reboot
THE KICKSTARTER IS OFFICIALLY OVER!Spoon is excited too!And not only did we make it to our goal, we crushed it and unlocked some very cool stretch goals thanks to you all!(and we even made it 0.67% of the way to Brutal Legend 2!)The Bus Depot showing how we crushed it!It was genuinely all thanks to...
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 4h
SCREENCAP THIS @merrykish.bsky.social
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 4h
ok thank you jun takeuchi
“‘Requiem’ isn’t just a title chosen for its meaning of ‘requiem,'” said Takeuchi via GamesRadar. “The spelling of Requiem (REQUIEM) contains not only the ‘RE (response)’ … but also a ‘Q (question).’ In other words, this ‘Requiem’ presents both an ‘answer’ and a ‘question.’ I will explain the meaning of that at some point in the future.”
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Fire Escape @fireescape.bsky.social · 4h
This one goes out to the @giantbomb.com crew, we see you!
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 4h
suddenly every sketch comedian has a Chris Hansen voice
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 5h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELETON @mluckas.bsky.social · 5h
how im rolling into october
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 6h
Resident Evil Medical Courier Popcorn Bucket Bag preorder available at Cinemark Shop ($19.95) buff.ly/aw9SX4l AMC $24.99 buff.ly/XEWawtS
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Pyro @nikofex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slenderman note reading "How I always lose U in these woods"
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 7h
WE DID IT, $666K RAISED THROW UP THE HORNS, LEGENDS 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
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Brutal Legend: Eddie Riggs Head Bang
ALT: Brutal Legend: Eddie Riggs Head Bang
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 7h
start shitting with poop farty
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11h
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 9h
We hope Horace is having a good day. Stream InfoWars: Theme Songs Vol. 1.: Spotify: bit.ly/4yeWXYx Apple Music: apple.co/4he9nds YouTube: bit.ly/4xE5ALb
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 8h
The crusaders.

'We make LESS but things cost MORE!' says Girl. 'RETVRN!' cries a crusading Cat. 'To when we made less and things cost the same! Weather is spiraling out of control - with 2 degrees of warming baked in.' 'RETVRN!' cries Cat. 'To weather spiraling out of control with 1.5 degrees of warming baked in' says Girl. 'People aren't going to the emergency room because they're afraid of immigration-' 'RETVRN!' '-they should be NOT GOING because they CAN'T AFFORD IT! Leopards are eating my face=' 'RETVRN!' '- to when leopards were eating YOUR face!' 'RETVRN to 2015!' cries Cat. 'Sound the battle horn!' yells Girl. Cat plays a long golden horn, which blasts out the sound 'GOOD ENOUGH.' 'Now we just wait for an army to assemble,' says Cat. They wait.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 10h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Nicole Rodriguez @shnikkles.bsky.social · 19h
Some Gravity Falls doodles. I miss this show ;-;
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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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Greliz @greliz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know. I don't know. Please. I do not know.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 29/09/2026
The LEGO Group along with Netflix announced a new One Piece set, which fans are speculating could actually include plenty. paletteswap.site/dif...
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 23h
playing big walk solo
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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1581. The duck house is finally finished!
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Yunayu @yunayuispink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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real doctor @yaoimandel.style · 21h
is oomf in the room with us right now
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 28/09/2026
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw this tweet and I had to recreate it 🧻🚽 #chiikawa #ちいかわ
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 22h
getting my ass kicked at bar trivia, nobody talk to me
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魯煙 @lapipizza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me picking out a Pokémon game in 2022:
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if I had a nickel for every movie I watched this year that had a Jared Subway joke, I'd have two nickels
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rosie in her cyberbullying era @ronsenburger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
incredible pic. so proud of myself for taking it and of her for fucking that basket up
it's my cat chewing a rope while rolling around
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Ann Fry 🍀 @annfryillu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art
Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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Tommy Rae @ellameno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is like the Beatles getting back together
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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SODABYTES @sodabytes.com · 29/09/2026
⚠️ WARNING - HEALTH AND SAFETY Hi Touch the Touch Screen to continue.
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rde @rde-irl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/09/2026
Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer xkcd.com/3304/
4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.
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