Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 35m@myohwhy.bsky.social how many war criminals and fascists can we fit into the closet you built? 041
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 37m$900!!!! For that much you could buy five (5) Warhammer figures! 140
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 1hIn the not so distant future I believe this fella will be having profoundly uncool and unfun time 1190
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 2hICYMI The Light Bat has once again returned to bring you an important (and real!) interview. 040
Reposted by Nathan HawkBloggerJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 5hlisten everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it 283099302
Reposted by Nathan HawkBloggerLight Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 6hthelightbat.substack.com/p/new-interv... EXCLUSIVE: FAKE ISAAC CHOTINER QUESTIONS WITH REAL JERRY DIPOTO ANSWERS. METAPHYSICAL COMMENTARY LIES WITHIN.thelightbat.substack.comNew Interview: Jerry Dipoto On The Culture Of AccountabilityThe Mariners executive explains why the blame falls on him first, why the consequences fell on everyone else, and why accountability is just a word without a standard. 0114
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 6hJerry is not the only one feeling #accountable these days 050
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 6hNEW POST: Zombie Light Bat scores a coup, as The New Yorker's Isaac Chotiner sits down for us to interview Seattle Mariners President of Baseball Operations Jerry Dipoto. thelightbat.substack.com/p/new-interv...thelightbat.substack.comNew Interview: Jerry Dipoto On The Culture Of AccountabilityThe Mariners executive explains why the blame falls on him first, why the consequences fell on everyone else, and why accountability is just a word without a standard. 2113
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 17hI truly hate the way the modern sports ecosystem flattens down the way we think and talk about sports. I was always proud Chris and I went against the grain. It was intentional, I’m glad it came through, and just intensely grateful it had an audience. 0211
Reposted by Nathan HawkBloggerColin O'Keefe @colinokeefe.bsky.social · 19hI care a lot about how the story of Mariners Baseball is told. Probably too much. The way yesterday looked was a reflection of how the cultural reset the M’s desperately need extends far beyond the field of play. New post up on The View Level. www.theviewlevel.com/p/yes-the-ma... 0145
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 20hI cannot believe I got to do six years of weekly radio. I’m so grateful for it for so many reasons, but absolutely none more than getting to work with/get to know Chris. Life is a journey you cannot predict or plan, but when it sends good people into your life you cherish them, as I do him. 3322
Reposted by Nathan HawkBloggerChristopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 20hHere's a link to the last mollywhop of the season, and very possibly/ probably, the last mollywhop ever. www.iheart.com/podcast/59-t...iheart.comIan Furness 9/29 H1: The Mariners did Jerry dirty. And we Mollywhop on a Tuesday! - The Ian Furness Show | iHeart<p>12PM- Did the Mariners do the Media AND Jerry dirty yesterday? We sure think so!</p> <p>:20- It’s time to Mollywhop with <strong>NATHAN BISHOP and CHRIS CRAWFORD!</strong></p> <p>The boys jo... 5102
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 23hJohn Stanton’s nefarious earthquake machine has been deployed to silence me once and for all 1140
Reposted by Nathan HawkBloggerChristopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For those that missed it, I said on KJR today that the problem with Mariner ownership is not that they don't love to win, it's that they don't hate to lose. 2312
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Radio time in 20 minutes to discuss my good friends the Seattle Mariners for the final time this season. 1101
Reposted by Nathan HawkBloggerJage @wordsfromthewharf.com · 29/09/2026My life and fandom have changed. But the Mariners, as a whole, have not. I dust off the microphone once again to discuss the 2026 Mariners, the evolution of my fandom, and more. Enjoy. www.wordsfromthewharf.com/p/wftw-ep-13...wordsfromthewharf.comWFTW Pod Ep. 13 - The Evolution of FandomLife has changed, but the Mariners, as a whole, have not. 131
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today is the last radio show for me of the year so I'm sure I'll get it out more at that point but sitting on this Mariners' presser overnight and I just cannot recall a time I've been more depressed by this organization. 2183
Reposted by Nathan HawkBloggerBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025 25870187
Reposted by Nathan HawkBloggerLight Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jerry spoke for 30 minutes and wasn’t asked about the Taylor Ward/Rob Refsnyder Hit Tracker a single time. Do better @RyanDivish, pls respond to our emails. 0282
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Holding your press conference in the absurdly nice stadium taxpayers funded for you in the smallest broom closet you can find to own the haters and losers. 3317
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They're still the defending champs after all 1262
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Final Mollywhop of the season will air as a minority party rebuttal to today's Mariner State of the Union. Today the stage belongs to Jerry Dipoto, Master of Language. 090
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The weird combination of victory lap/humiliation ritual the Mariners allowed/put Dan Wilson through is pretty on the nose for how they work. No clarity, no vision, just vague emotions and lack of accountability at the top levels. On brand. 1191
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tough 1-2 start for the defending Super Bowl Champion LA Rams 510013
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 Broncos saw Riley Moss in coverage and wisely called timeout 0110
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tyler Higbee avoiding the white. Interesting. 0141
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Rams may want to trade for some cornerbacks. 0102
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If Bo Nix weren’t bad he might be pretty good. 1170
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m hearing the press conference will be tomorrow at 1:00. What an interesting time! Make sure you listen to Mollywhop Monday while I do my best Jerry impression. It’ll be indistinguishable. 3150
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Mariners season is over. An anxious nation now looks forward to a press conference in which Jerry Dipoto will say stuff and things with his mouth. 3465
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nothing process-wise concerning to me beyond not having a regular RB who can keep a good defense honest. Thought Sam largely ripped it and a 3-0 turnover ratio is unlikely to repeat. 3404
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The NFL is a such a brutal crucible its amazing the Seahawks can play their absolute worst, while hurt, while suffering terrible turnover luck and be in a position to win their 13th game in a row. Whether it happens or not the process is unreal. 3352
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026AJ Barner is redefining what’s possible in the “Big Ol Donkey” space 080
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is IP infringement The Light Bat’s legal department is exploring all options for recourse and potential damages against the Trump Administration. 080
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think it’s funny that Dan Wilson told Jerry Dipoto not to fire Bobby Magallanes, he did it anyway, the players were annoyed, and the team almost instantly starting losing and never stopped. The golden touch. 2160
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Read “Hell Is A World Without You”, by Jason Kirk 0505
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well I’ll you one thing Jesus WOULDNT have overturned these people’s tables and whipped they asses out of the temple, so don’t put that in the paper. 040
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I am sure the Mariners will A) Have a new manager next year B) Not really feel compelled to change much of anything else about how they do stuff 11481
Reposted by Nathan HawkBloggerDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people. 291998235
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Mods are asleep post mean Brock Rodden memes 2160
Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ESPN talking T-Mobile Park Factor. We have already solved the problem as soon as courage catches up to vision. thelightbat.substack.com/p/modest-pro...thelightbat.substack.comModest Proposals To Defeat the Mariner Layer And/Or To Find and Kill GodIt's frankly absurd this newsletter is free 3200
