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Nosferatu Jones

@thespork.bsky.social
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I am on fire like a peasant.

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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 04/10/2026
on a bathroom counter, you see a bottle of soy lotion. there is a little post-it note on it with a hand-written scrawl that says “sí, tu eres lotion”. it is such a basic-ass, albeit bilingual, pun but it makes me laugh every fucking time I think about it.
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When my father was faculty at Cornell he was stopped by the police chief in the street & asked who he was & where he was going. When he balked at the fact that no one but him, an Arab man, was being asked, the chief said “I’m just protecting students” Same guy failed to investigate 7 rapists.
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Nosferatu Jones @thespork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Abolish limited liability. Make people accountable.
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That Queer Skeletal Writer @falcc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Elon Musk is the complete encapsulation of the libertarian philosophy. No identity documents, deregulated diarrhea, pedophile, never faces any consequences, massively racist, conspiracist, produces nothing but CSAM and Co2, immune to courts, unpleasant to be around. He's the whole package.
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Nosferatu Jones @thespork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ll vote for any Democrat who vows not to hire any Ivy League grads for positions of high office.
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had a male family friend, who voted Trump 3x and has recently turned on him, tell me about how Ivy’s breed the Epstein class in my DM’s. MILLIONS of women are “coming out” as Jane Doe to protect her identity. People are ready to burn Cornell AND HIGHER ED BROADLY to the ground.
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
booksbehindborders • 18h &threads
Bill Maher: I don't believe in God.
Me: cool.
Bill Maher: Israel was promised to the Jews 3,000 years ago.
Me: by who?
Bill Maher: by God.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I have a harem of dozens of women who are my employees to fuck and have my children as I please" is one of the ultimate goals of the billionaire class and one of the main reasons they are so keen to fuck the labor market (so desirable women are desperate enough to sign up for this)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 02/10/2026
Who says romance is dead
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
idk who needs to hear this but you're going to die violently
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Dem leaders act as if the biggest problem of having a supreme court full of rapists and absurdly corrupt facebook grandpas, is that it erodes the dignity and and gravitas of the court. Everyone *else* is worried about the court acting like a room full of omnipotent rapists and boomer conspiracists.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Democrats are incapable of doing anything about the supreme court being stacked full of cartoonishly corrupt rapists full of boomer brainworm conspiracies, because that would throw the legitimacy of the institution into question. They value that illusion of legitimacy and civility over human life.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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WhiteRoseAFA @whiteroseafa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't believe America has ever really held the rich or powerful accountable, unless their crime was against someone more rich and powerful. Laws are for the rabble, not the elite, no matter how dumb or cruel they are.
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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 09/11/2024
Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies: “What a weird thing to say” “Do you hear yourself right now?” “You shouldn’t say shit like that to people” “I won’t let you talk to them that way” “That’s a disgusting opinion to have” “Shut the fuck up, dude”
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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AwwDHD 🥹 @mightyani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rahm Emmanuel, the guy who teamed up with David Axelrod to convince Obama to exclude a public option from the ACA, that Rahm Emmanuel?
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 30/08/2026
Mother speaks
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i cannot be bullied in any way that matters
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IYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Outside of real estate speculators and landlords, increasing house prices do not benefit homeowners AT ALL. Everyone likes the idea that something they own is worth more than it was when they bought it, but functionally it only means higher property taxes.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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Bruce Wilson @brucewilson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
South African white supremacist Nazi space lasers.
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember when Boomers would be like, “I walked to and from school everyday” like they had it so tough while they always made it home after school? www.instagram.com/reel/Ddj3qVM...
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
I think about this tweet a lot
It’s catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane Jesus Christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. Absolute legend
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The sole promise of using LLM's in war is that no human will face a firing squad for the atrocities the machine commits.
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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵 Thread of Israelis Admitting War Crimes on Twitter (X) 1. "We felt danger, so we shot the seven-month-old baby."
"We felt danger, so we shot the seven-month-old baby."
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Nosferatu Jones @thespork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I sometimes wonder how far up the pile of societal priorities you should be…. Sometimes you have to accept that you can’t be a priority.” Liberal politics in a nutshell.
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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A nurse is a cost, raising your child is unpaid & caring for Dad produces nothing. But buy a house, wait ten years and sell it for twice the price? Congratulations, you created wealth. Perhaps our economy has absolutely no fucking idea what value is. #SocialistSunday
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was going to make a fortune with my invention of the Spnife™️ until a focus group participant stabbed herself in the throat eating soup.
Photo of a plastic spoon with a serrated knife on the handle.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now this is cool
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 11/04/2024
throwback to a meme i made in the twitter days
Meme of a guy sitting at a keyboard, implying that he’s typing, with a girl sitting in his lap. She’s saying “baby can you touch me already” and he replies “hold on, someone said unions aren't important”
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Joshua G. Schraiber @jgschraiber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We need to accept the jurisdiction of the international criminal court so we can try many, many members of the Trump administration for violations of international law.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 18/09/2026
I'm really tired of people acting like any tiny criticism of a Democratic candidate is full-throated support for the opposition. It's not even close.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nature is healing: A poacher hunting rhinos was ambushed by a herd of elephants and trampled to death.
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Poacher sneaking up on rhinos ambushed and trampled to death by elephants
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"all of us will be free when the Democrats win the midterms, for certain quantities of 'us'"
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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In the 19th and early 20th c. the protocols for preventing (usually via vaccination) rabies, tuberculosis, and polio were all deliberately shared without their inventors seeking patents. Likewise penicillin, perhaps the most life saving medicine of all time, was shared without being patented.
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Nosferatu Jones @thespork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“The power of this office is crazy.” He’s right.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The biggest political brains in the cosmos : if u stay very quiet and still the oligarchs with literally unlimited funding and strawmen candidates and a maniacal fear of working class people will overlook you, their vision is based on movement
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Democratic advisers are warning their candidates not to go too hard at AI
Democratic consultants are warning their candidates in some key races not to lean into AI regulations out of fear that powerful tech groups could spend heavily against them.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
if youre in latam your parents probably suffered from a terror regime the US propped up. if you live in the middle east/north africa, the whole argument is a nonstarter. if youre in asia, see: latin america. the only place where this isnt broadly believed might be like, western europe and the US
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🏳️‍⚧️ valissa, elvira’s sister @valisdheart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if you get to decide how i am treated, i am not free
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ben @benrs.uk · 17/09/2026
good morning
APStylebook • @APStylebook • 16h

We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing "the" labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant.

AP The Associated Press 
Replying to @APStylebook

The use of "the French" in this tweet by @AP was inappropriate and has caused unintended offense. An updated tweet is upcoming.
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Taking Sides
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just so: these ministers have been stating openly that they are engaged in World War II-level war crimes as their primary goal, almost since day one.
The Times of Israel • @TimesofIsrael
X.com
Israel will 'finish the job' in Gaza and seek Palestinians' migration — defense minister
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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Nosferatu Jones @thespork.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gotta say, “I stand with Macklemore” is the funniest rallying cry I’ve seen in ages.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
Pete Hegseth, looking like a cocktail you found the morning after a party
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 15/09/2026
that more and more trannies are willing to make it a mexican standoff instead of a hostage situation is not just unacceptable but flies in the face of how all of this is supposed to work, to a degree they're almost as confused as they are enraged
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Miss Melancholy @villyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
gotta bring this energy
Colin Dellow @cldellow • 19h
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.
It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.
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