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Benjamin Franklinstein

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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 3h
If you're not putting red wine vinegar on your lentil soup, you're stupid.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 7h
I am absolutely not suggesting anyone commit any federal crimes they want to commit, but there's never been a better time to do it.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 8h
Milhouse says "We already made a straight version of Heated Rivalry. It's The Cutting Edge. It has a direct-to-dvd sequel. It's done.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 12h
Lotsa good stuff being released today; I don't want the outstanding Nightjars by Michael Wehunt @michaelwehunt.bsky.social getting lost in the chatter. It's good. You should read it. #nightjars #horror #books
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
Graham is exactly like all 19th century colonialists
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is like if the Fox sisters sold anti-ghost spray.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They should just use a.i. to mine iron ore in Iowa then
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kinda funny having a president whose physical body can be described using the Bristol chart.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Something I learned at my last job, something to do with Excel, just solved a problem my wife was having with a report she has to generate for her work. I'm helping!
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's Roko's Basilisk
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
QUEEN ELIZABETH: Shall I be tempted of the devil thus? RICHARD: Fuck yeah, if the devil tempt you to do good.
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In front of my tv, eyelids wired open, giving myself the Ludovico technique to keep up on the Mormon Housewives or whatever the fuck: “I will keep the monoculture alive if it kills me”
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i point this out not so much because i think it's surprising but more to underscore how there is a modern "intellectual tradition" in this country that provides the scaffolding for their ideas even if it's dumb as hell. it makes sense to people inside the machine and that's what matters to them
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful October.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Tragedy then farce."
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There will be guests at the Hall.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I guess we're not getting those F-35 parts back.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"We're calling it 'Get Maced'."
The character Jack Donaghy from TV's 30 Rock mid-pitch
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David Mack @davidmack.pro · 25/09/2026
“Blue wave”? I’ll believe it only after I see it, because in my experience, a plurality of American voters are goddamned idiots.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My first date with my now-wife was to the opera. That was almost 30 years ago. Culture makes life better.
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 25/09/2026
And I finally realised, when she said it, how much it matters to be unclassifiable, because it's another word for human.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jensen Huang is a deeply incurious person, and that effectively makes him a deeply stupid person, but one without the ability to climb back up the rope to a place of safety. He's a danger to himself and others.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 24/09/2026
Lmao
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CMOT Diablerie @strangelibrary.com · 24/09/2026
I gotta say, if you liked Laird Barron's Tiptoes and The Shining, you're gonna love Nightjars by @michaelwehunt.bsky.social
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Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders 🇨🇦 @diannalgunn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Once again asking why we allow oil executives to live
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why can't he get bitten by a monkey and die like King Alexander of Greece?
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe they can rent ICE out to Kalshi as legbreakers to make a little extra money and to do live fire training for the new guys.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jesus, The Silmarillion sounds exhausting
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post your favorite Disney character.
Dr. Hans Reinhardt, astrophysicist and robotics engineer.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At least I've got a triglycerides to HDL ratio of 1.38.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 18/09/2026
Lmao

FT Economics
@fteconomics
‘Greek finance minister encourages Germany to implement reforms’
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mainstream Dems: "What if the Omelas kid is trans. Not so quick to walk away now, are you?"
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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An Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Comic strip showing a stand-up comedian under the title "The Ones Who Bomb In Omegas"

He is saying "Hooboy, I should not have brought up the child. This is a tough room, but not the worst room in the city. Am I right?"
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Happy Hour at Hippel's @sanktmaxtci.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On the next episode of Acid Horizon:
Dan Abnett's title from the book "Horus Rising" but it says "Hegel Rising: The seeds of heresy are sown"
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And then, shortly after conclusion of the trials, things move on to another platform of sorts. One with a couple of trap doors.
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The Alternate Historian @althistorian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also this country would be a lot worse off if people only did the right thing when it was popular. This is just bad advice other Matt.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
More like Chud Taylors amirite
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A.I., make me a relevant to today's issues Dancing Itos movie! I command you!
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Truth About Kash and Dogs (2026)
Kash Patel holds a bouquet of flowers, attemping to bring a Make America Great Dane to the boudoir where he's ready to uncork some vintage peanut butter
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And the troops, given all the other humiliations and violations of human decency they've gleefully engaged in, are going to gobble this up with a spoon.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trump
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Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him
WASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost...
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's only because no one's publishing my book "Crush Your Enemies, See Them Driven Before You, Hear the Lamentations of Their Women (and Other Folks)"
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I understand that everything is really fucked up, but I implore you to stop telling people not to make jokes about it. We are hanging on by a thread and some of us have no other means of coping.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@scribeofhades.bsky.social I grew up in Western MA. No matter how terrifying your basement is, it can't compare to my grandmother's. It had brick walls except at the very back, where the wall had been pulled down and a burrow dug into it. The perfect place for a corpse to wait for visitors.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More like Simon Scumbag Montefiore
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The classic packaging makes the Grade YYZ "beef" from the hold of an Argentinian freighter impounded in Tangiers since 2018 all the sweeter.
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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My earliest memory is watching that helicopter being pushed off the deck of an aircraft carrier during the evacuation of Saigon. Maybe I'm the weirdo but I don't have an image of the American military as an insuperable force.
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The Alternate Historian @althistorian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Republicans treated putting a cloth over your mouth before going outside as unacceptable tyranny now thinking that their message of "Shut up and be happy we made you poorer" will go over well is very funny.
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