Reposted by Mommy ShortlegsEvery SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 22hSeason 3 Episode 16 - Frame 1266 out of 2747 14518
Reposted by Mommy ShortlegsGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 06/04/2025its unfair that all dogs look good in bandanas but I never do 528246
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 11hmaking crab soup tomato style instead of cream style so it doesn't clog my arteries and I feel like some kind of traitor 😔 2100
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 17hPost Raisin Bran is WACK this skeet brought to you by Kellog's Two Scoops Gang 040
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026a lot going on here but it's the fact that it's an HHR for me 091
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think that this set of days off is perfect to start a real stupid passion project I've been thinking about 060
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I guess they had to shut down our job fair today because too many people showed up for the rec centre's fire code and wow That's So Clareview™ 140
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026getting my back blown out at the combination Walmart McDonald's 7190
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today in my lil travels I ended up driving by the Hope Mission and oh my GOD father of JESUS this province needs to start funding social services again. Not only that but the people who took them away need to be HEAVILY redacted 2150
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026not generally a huge camouflage hater but I am not a fan of whatever this full camo loungewear trend is 150
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026me: [trying to take a pic of the cutest lil sunflower] bug: make sure you get my good side 180
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026trying to unlearn how to be a workaholic is hard work in and of itself dang 1150
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026one relaxing lil Balatro run and I'm taking a nap 060
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026why did I think that working at 4 a.m. and then going directly to a 1 year old's birthday was the recipe for today 2130
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026bought some Filipino snacks for the work snack bowl and one of my staff is going around with them and telling the other Filipino staff they can have some but they have to pay her 😭🥹 2100
Reposted by Mommy ShortlegsWizard Morty @cyberleaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I want a girl with a short skirt and a raaaaaaarre JOKER 031
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Looking into how to lower my cholesterol and apparently it's not even enough to just stop eating stuff with a ton of cholesterol in it. You literally just have to start living like you care about yourself. I am not fuckin impressed 4572
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[trying to flirt] you like girls who lose at Balatro a lot? 4181
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026rules for thee "whatever you feel like queen" for me 070
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026worst part of being an adult: having to do stuff best part of being an adult: getting to do stuff 0120
Reposted by Mommy ShortlegsLuke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all 7459751999
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm not like other girls 😏 [bees in my vagina] 4170
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026me, a person with a big nose, seeing another person with a big nose 👁️👄👁️‼️ 130
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026new manager keeps sending me emails spelling my name 'Cass' 🤢 240
Reposted by Mommy Shortlegsshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position 3369151786
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026oy bruv I'm proper knackered, off to bedfordshire then 190
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026[wet pussy noises] That's what good macaroni sounds like 7252
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026GUYS I just found out that our new warehouse is gonna have secure bike storage for employees let's GOOOOOOO 060
Reposted by Mommy ShortlegsHettie Bell @hettiebelleau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026imagine how awesome this could be if the NDP started making some clearcut policy promises that people can get excited about and look forward to maybe they can ask avi lewis for pointers after nenshi apologizes for being a lil bitch 1101
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I had a pep talk from my boss and I feel much better about my place at work now, but I still feel like management is a cult and I'm doing the right thing staying outta there 😵💫 2140
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026didn't ask, don't care, plus my favorite Teletubby is Po and you're probably a Tinky Winky fan, so 170
Reposted by Mommy ShortlegsMommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Hey, I know it's been awhile, but taking my cat to the vet for a ruptured anal gland got me thinking about how you used to rupture my anus. You don't have to respond, just thought I would reach out and let you know I'm thinking about you 5212
Reposted by Mommy ShortlegsMommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 12/09/2025you can tell the economy isn't doing well because you almost never see a gigantic birthday cake with a stripper jumping out of it anymore 5183
Reposted by Mommy ShortlegsMommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 13/05/2025sorry for joking that I railed your mom. she's a lovely woman who fucks like stallion and didn't deserve to have her private life aired out like that 3335
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[looking at the hand that feeds me] damn bro. I kinda just want to, uh... bite it 3180
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026trying to . explode my boss's head w my mind 2204
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Taking care of my mental health feels so good when I actually make any attempt whatsoever to do it 090
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026not trying to sound half a century older than I am but I just made rice pudding and it is good af 6180
Reposted by Mommy Shortlegsdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026don't worry! 014128
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026need to get my life together in pretty much every single way but the thought of even starting to do so makes me wanna self combust, this is probably sustainable 190
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Asked my cat if he would still love me if I were a worm who also had a BBL, and while his vibe seems supportive I'm not sure he's grasping the complexity of the question 0402
Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gatorade: do you like cherry Me: lol the medicine flavor? surely not Gatorade: what if we made it a milky white color Me: oh well in that case, absolutely 3130
