iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 7h

Alien abductions in Hamilton are on the rise.

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Biker "Cash Bazooka" Chiwi @bikerchiwi.bsky.social · 17h

In loco parent, yes?

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Trevor Nicholls @aquatarkus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Luxon can crow about no new taxes, but reversing pay equity agreements was a new $4.5B tax on half of the workforce #nzpol

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 29/09/2026

Nicola Willis & Luxon won't release the list of jobs & services they want to cut. Kiwis deserve to know before the election. #nzpol

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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026

im very busy

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Gauche Vibes @nedgilmore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Most people barely use 10% of the wolves inside them.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

so i’m on the train this morning and a guy gets on with a little dog and pops open a tiny folding chair and THE DOG SITS IN IT

a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel

close-up of the previous photo of a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel

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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Members bill to ban pervert glasses. Biscuit tin! Biscuit tin! Biscuit tin!!

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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David Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The difference between Christopher “cry me a river” Luxon and Marie “let them eat cake” Antoinette is that she was misquoted

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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

#nzpol Sorry not sorry If as a business you have ACT, NZF or National political signage on view I will take my money elsewhere. Supporting the normalising of homelessness, child hunger, genocide, climate denial & racism is not ok. How I spend my money is my business

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Fuck Yourself Go Fuck Yourself

ALT: Fuck Yourself Go Fuck Yourself

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Rumbles of thunder here in Hamilton. So, of course, my dog rushes out to the backyard to yell back at it. Yeah, Boston, that'll show it!

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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

TODAY'S COMIC: Someone! www.sheldoncomics.com/comic/someone/

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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sometimes them country boys come up with good ideas because.. lol I’d pay to watch this 🚗

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Jonathan King @jonathanking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We’re so excited to share the trailer for BLACK SHEEPS with the world! This film was handmade with love and care (and many litres of fake blood) and I can’t wait for people to see it.

m.youtube.com

Black Sheeps | Official Trailer

YouTube video by Umbrella Entertainment

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Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 15/09/2026

There is a class of leader who doesn’t realize that “everyone needs to be watched because they are barely competent” is a result of anyone with options swiftly departing their team.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Don't worry, private health insurance will pay for your AI robot surgery. And take a share of the resulting malpractice suits...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Lovely morning walk out there today

A view through a spiderweb across lush green grass to a tree, not yet showing spring growth, with the sun rising through the fog behind it

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Char Of AotearoaNZ @kiwichar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Found elsewhere, worth a share here. #nzpol #OneTermGovernment #NZ

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 10/09/2026

twice a year, a weird dude would get up on a stage in a turtleneck and throw a handful of new gizmos and doodads at us and we'd all lose our fucking minds now, some creep steps out and tells us that the new rectangle listens to you having sex and knows what your kids look like naked

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Catnip Madness Shirt. I tried to wean my cats off of catnip once. They immediately switched over to crystal meth. Moral of the story: Never tell a cat what to do. collabs.shop/hvmytv

A light gray t-shirt with a vintage-style black graphic featuring three cats, catnip plants, and bold text that reads "CATNIP MADNESS", along with captions like "PUBLIC ENEMY No. 1" and "A WEED FROM THE DEVIL'S GARDEN!".

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Sprinkle a couple of steaks with ras-al-hanout. Mix Greek yogurt with garlic, lemon juice & parsley. Warm up some pita breads. Air fry some falafel Fry the steak, smear hummus in the pitas, slice the steak & falafel, shove them in the pita drizzle with garlic yogurt, jam in some salad leaves Dinner

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

MP Potaka has invited himself to my mum's village next week. In preparation I sent her this. She would like to pipe up with awkward questions when he parrots the lies he puts on his billboards.

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Dogpiling is terrible. Dogs should be stored horizontally, on shelved pallets if you don’t have the floor space.

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LostArcNZ @lostarcnz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

My most "radical" idea I don't think is radical at all. Look at how much policies - especially in health, education, welfare - return in the long term. If the return is more than you can borrow money at, then you do it.

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JJW @jjw.wtf · 01/09/2026

New Zealand, you can have nice things. Chris Luxon wants you to put up with the shoddy version while you have hunger pains in your stomach. You don't have to put up with this. Tax the rich. Spend the money on improving the lives of many and building nice things.

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I feel like we’re missing the real story here which is that historians now have a rough date for the invention of the power metal album cover

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Ice Nine @theicenine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Too easy! Chris Knox Pumpkinhead Mink The D4 HLAH Bailter Space Loves Ugly Children Cloudboy Cynthia Should Lowliners

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Oblomova @oblomova.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Yup! And as a counter balance I've started a "introduce yourself with 10 opera you've seen" thread.

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J.D Stevenson @sketchingmad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 Kiwi acts you’ve seen live: The Waratahs Ardijah Crowded house (do they count?) The Beat Girls When The Cats Away Midge Marsden Marlon Williams Dame Malvina Major Brooke Fraser Hogsnort Rupert

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Scott Cornwall @matakat.com · 30/08/2026

That makes it a bit more challenging… Minuit Rhiann Sheehan Exponents ( with and without the Dance) Dragon Hello Sailor Spelling Mistakes Screaming Meemees DD Smash Swingers Mockers

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M.Field (who? /what?) @fieldnsn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Make it a challenge: Introduce yourself with 10 Kiwi acts you’ve seen live: The Chills The Bats Sneaky Feelings The Double Happys Straightjacket Fits Dimmer The Datsuns Kora Marlon Williams Mel Parsons

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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Challenge accepted! Going to try to stick to bands other people should have heard of. HLAH Shihad Bic Runga Devilskin Split Enz Knightshade Steriogram Che Fu King Kapisi Salmonella Dub This was harder to recall because of the number of kiwi bands I've seen at festivals or as support acts.

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☽✮..Lady Jaide Dee ..✮☾ @witchnwords.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Make it a challenge: Introduce yourself with 10 Kiwi acts you’ve seen live Tadpole Minuit 48 May Elemeno P Goldenhorse Shihad Hello Sailor The WBC Steriogram Midnight Youth

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Make it a challenge: Introduce yourself with 10 Kiwi acts you’ve seen live Muttonbirds Gin Wigmore Knightshade Don McGlashan Minuit The Datsuns The Feelers The Mint Chicks Push Push The Fan Club

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live Tool Smashing Pumpkins Foo Fighters Hole Van Halen The Angels Machinegun Fellatio Crowded House The Irish Rovers The Fun Loving Criminals

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