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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Obviously @nogodsnomayors.com will be tagged billions of times here

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Listen to Blood Work: the Guns of the Mayors

Nayib Bukele, a real Blood Work-ass dude, holding a big honkin’ sniper rifle. He’s sighting down the scope like he’s about to fire, but standing in what seems to be an ornate office? It’s honestly kind of a bitchin’ gun, but something about his stance makes it seem like he’s not really comfortable or familiar with guns, so it really just comes off like the publicity shot it probably is.

Got the photo here:

https://litci.org/en/el-salvador-who-is-nayib-bukele/?utm_source=copylink&utm_medium=browser

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Weird accomplishment: I once stood on top of a volcano watching a different volcano erupt

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

All the ads with a soccer player in them stop so someone can tell you who the soccer player is because the American audience obviously doesn’t know

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If McConnell does turn out to be alive and walks into the senate like nothing happened in a few days, I’ll be forced to conclude that he consumed the vitality of Graham. If that’s something he can do, I’ll be wishing him a speedy recovery from many future illnesses.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Wife is out at the Noah Kahan concert, gonna fuck around and invent a new carbonara

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Scientists are predicting this will be a “Reverse William Henry Harrison” situation

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Dude, what’s going on? You’re standing alone in a large circular room and there was a bunch of healing items and ammo in the hallway here.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Sometimes a stupid joke pops into your head and you just have to share it or it will go rancid in your brain. Anyway, in today’s episode of @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social when I heard “The English campaign began in 1453” I thought “Good time to attack the French, they’re sleepy from a late lunch.”

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Rewatching Heat. Unoriginal observation but they really should kiss in the diner scene.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I love the Spanish language. It’s beautiful and getting better at speaking it has been good for me on its own terms in addition to bringing me closer to my wife’s family. But goddamn “galletas” is a stupid word. The difference between a saltine cracker and a chocolate chip cookie is massive.

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 06/05/2026

inshallah you will caramelize and become french onion soup

a big stockpot, filled with ~4lbs of sliced onion about to be caramelized for 2 hours before becoming soup

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Oh boy, can’t wait to pour myself a nice glass of red and listen to @bloodwork.show

A glass decanter in the shape of an AK-47. The base is the shoulder stock and it’s in a rack like a gun rack, with the barrel pointed up, stopper in the end of the barrel so the wine comes out where the bullets would.

It’s among the dumbest things I’ve ever seen and it whips ass.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Feels like an old-timey insult. Something Jack Aubrey would not tolerate from his crew. “We’ll have no loose sailing nor Newport fudgery etc. etc.”

A red sign hung above a shop, reading “Newport Fudgery” in gold letters.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Lorde, photoshopped into a background of onion rings like she’s a tiny Borrower in and amongst onion rings the size of her torso. She apparently has an instagram where she reviews onion rings, which I have just learned. I just googled “lorde rings” for this bit and it was WAY easier than I thought it would be to find a great photo. Man, da internet’s actually pretty good sometimes.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Really enjoying Blood Work's current series, and starting it with Blood Work Presents: How a Gun Works. I know a little about that, in my experience the function of a gun is to post a picture of one or several and the every one who sees it has to Listen to Blood Work

Nicholas Cage an a Soviet general in Lord of War standing in front of racks of AKs stretching off into the distance. Cage has this self-satisfied look on his face, he knows how many of these things he's about to sell. It's right after the scene where he talks about it lovingly, really makes a meal out of "Avtomat Kalashnikova, Model of 1947" and you kinda have to, ya know? God, what a great movie. My wife is out of town, maybe I'll watch Lord of War tonight.

Anyway, listen to Blood Work

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

😀: girlfriend watching me type "how to get rid of negative traits" 🫩: seeing me add "xcom 2 soldier"

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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 01/10/2025

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords RETVRN

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Cannot believe this administration hid my mustard powder. When I find the mustard powder, they’re gonna backpedal so fast.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Wife: We going to Trader Joe’s? Me: Sounds good Wife: Hingham? Me: I ‘ardly know ‘em Wife: *withering stare* Me: Yeah, Hingham works.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Hey folks, sorry to say but @merrittk.com is canceled. Please do NOT go to merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene and purchase her reasonably-priced new novella, Vampirocene

merrittk.itch.io

Vampirocene by merritt k

A climate horror novella

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

My ever increasing collection of coffee gadgets. This would be my coffee sanctuary.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

The nice thing about being the only person in my house who likes wasabi is that I can eat the was right out of the tube

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Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Once again irritated to discover that finally getting around to doing some housecleaning and decluttering that I’ve been procrastinating on has improved my general mood significantly.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I have played Got No Beard by @thelongestjohns.bsky.social for multiple people who have said “Can’t believe I’m being excluded from shanties for my lack of facial hair”. This misses the far more important problem, which is that a cyclist straight up dies in that song

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

@nogodsnomayors.com I’m watching the Rob Ford movie and it’s alarming how strong a look the Fords have, Rob and Doug are nearly identical. I think it might be transmissible, because Mark Twohey looks more like a Ford Brother in the archival footage than he does in present interviews.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Will Prospect not be coming to Bandcamp? That’s my preferred way to get your music and the first 3 did

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

@nogodsnomayors.com The current president of Peru was investing for watch-involved bribery in almost identical circumstances to Margaryan, so of course I instantly went to check if she’d been a mayor of anything. I’m so disappointed with how close we came:

A screen shot of the “Early Career” section of Peruvian president Dina Boluarte’s Wikipedia page. A section is highlighted which reads “She ran unsuccessfully for mayor of Lima’s Surquillo district in 2018”

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End Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Michael Douglas ate Joe Biden’s ass and now this

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Jealous of Leo XIV, Thursday night is a great time to get a new job. Everyone is gonna be checked out tomorrow, then it’s the weekend.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Dog has been sick lately and we felt bag, so we bought our 25 lb Scotty this 3’x4’ bed at Costco

A six foot tall man holding a massive dog bed. His face is redacted for privacy. His feet are redacted for the pervs.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Fellas, you’ll know you’re living with someone who really cares about you when you get out of the shower and you can feel your face drying out because she’s gotten you so used to moisturizing.

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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Made a PB&J with peach preserves and I’m not going back

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

@benpartridge.bsky.social Did you enter get around to seeing The Two Popes? Good time for it now if not

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I dunno, Sekiro, kinda feels like 13.6% of players are my equal

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Finally decided to just do it and subscribe to the No Gods No Mayors Patreon and am now binging the backlog of exclusives. I would like to take this opportunity to curse the name of @raaleh.bsky.social, who’s fault it is that I’m wandering around my house going “fit him for a pair of mythril shoes”

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I did it, I figured out the best way to empty a can of tomato paste

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

People are talking about what their filibuster would be today and mine is that this scene SHOULD have been good. I can talk for hours about why it’s a good idea that fell flat in execution.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Just got a real top-level AI hallucination, first I’ve seen in the wild myself. My fiancée asked if dogs can have coffee and Alexa said “Dogs can’t drink coffee because they aren’t mammals, they’re rodents.” That’s like 3 kinds of wrong, dude.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

We have a shitty president and it feels like no one’s putting real work into stopping him. Every day it seems like another right is on the chopping block. What I’m saying is it feels like 2002 in here and it’s really making me want to watch Firefly.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

“Your wedding should be exactly what you want it to be, don’t worry about what other people want” is what people say right before they give you advice on how to have a wedding.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Shitty Worldbuilding Idea for @samcomerford.bsky.social: The Stone That Kills You Instantly. A chunk of granite buried in the ground, the exposed portion is about the size of a human torso. It’s covered in warnings in every language says that touching it kills you instantly.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

[guy who made a billion dollars secretly feeding you lizard meat] I think I speak for all honest hard-working Americans when I say we need to shut down the Department of Checking What Kind of Meat That Is

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