Reposted by Oliver PerksAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 15/10/2026His co-defendant, a Mr S. Doo, entered a plea of “Ruh-roh!” 342039417
Reposted by Oliver PerksJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners 5075561390
Reposted by Oliver PerksJobe @jobe00.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There is also artwork like this from @lartist.bsky.social. He-Manos and Torko. 4388115
Reposted by Oliver PerksKo-tutankhamun @kingoftheu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Scientist: So you're a gentle giant? What do you think of the atomic bombings? Koko: Yes. Good. Scientist: How many lives saved do you think are necessary to justify...wait what? Koko: Zero. None. Kill rival. Good good Kill. More Banana. 132
Reposted by Oliver PerksClara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Meta and Tik Tok refusing to allow the trailer for Musk to run as a paid ad on their site—just like any other movie trailer—means users should fight tech oligarch solidarity and share it widely youtu.be/FFTf1lzcs28?...youtu.beMUSK | Official Trailer HDYouTube video by Elevation Pictures 6356214
Reposted by Oliver Perksmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT 3473661940
Reposted by Oliver PerksGuillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026i stand corrected 70110341627
Reposted by Oliver PerksAtlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with 359159393253
Reposted by Oliver PerksJehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026I love how they expanded on the story in this game. 150147754858
Reposted by Oliver PerksHampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026(there are two products on a table. an unbelievably hot model steps into frame) Hi, I'm an unbelievably hot model. If I had to choose, I'd choose the one without AI 2211
Reposted by Oliver PerksKo-tutankhamun @kingoftheu.bsky.social · 06/11/2025There is nothing more cowardly than a body swap episode that swaps the actors as well m 143
Reposted by Oliver PerksAndrew Bloomberg @andrewbloomberg.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Are you a 15th century king? Do you want to show that you’re down with this humanism stuff that your scholars keep talking about, but you’re also terrified of your own people & the damn French? Ask your architect if Fancy Renaissance Gate Sandwiched Between Existing Medieval Towers is right for you. 18976175
Reposted by Oliver PerksJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber 240156782868
Reposted by Oliver Perksomgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Baby otter at a UK rescue center learns to dive after overcoming its fear of water.😍 1296937996
Reposted by Oliver PerksMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 02/05/2026That time Sylwester Wardęga bought a giant spider costume for his dog and let him loose. Original post 1542635482
Reposted by Oliver PerksAshton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 02/05/202615 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding. 161111632110
Reposted by Oliver PerksGreg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America 220155103927
Reposted by Oliver Perksdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I'm here you fuckaas bitch 152397645
Reposted by Oliver Perksdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Seinfeld is better than Serial Experiments Lain. 6317
Reposted by Oliver Perksmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/03/2025cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island 2084761562
Reposted by Oliver PerksKathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I respect the fuck out of that woman for fucking a truck unprotected, I'll tell you that much 1716529
Reposted by Oliver PerksThe Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Like the current FBI Director is an alcoholic whose girlfriend is cheating on him who recently had a mental breakdown when he forgot his password. But sure he seems like a guy who can pull off a fake assassination of the president. 3312
Reposted by Oliver PerksMae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 23/04/2026This headline could come from one of the more racially progressive dailies in early 1900s London 117020
Reposted by Oliver PerksChristopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026we all know I have no life, so: 41594903393
Reposted by Oliver PerksSoxic @soxic.bsky.social · 20/12/2025This child is aggressively Italian 514319
Reposted by Oliver Perksdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Golden Horde has a genocide problem 0277
Reposted by Oliver Perksdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026G.I. Joe is better than G.I. Joe. 1210328
Reposted by Oliver PerksGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 16/04/2026We should have never doubted this man 57108952580
Reposted by Oliver PerksMax the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 11/10/2023The character of Jack Ryan has worked in every branch of the government and military over the course of ninety books, thirty movies, and a dozen tv shows, so in my new adaptation he’s going to be a giantess that the government hired to step on America’s enemies. 4586
Reposted by Oliver PerksJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/04/2026i don't understand why they landed integrity in the middle of the ocean. if i were them i would just land it at my house 442235231
Reposted by Oliver PerksMax the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 10/04/2026 357397
Reposted by Oliver PerksColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 02/04/2026paul denton: telling a cashier that a bomb has been planted and everyone needs to evacuate out of the Circle K seems like a pretty mean spirited april fool's prank, JC. jc denton, ransacking the candy shelves: what's april fool's 8470112
