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Bubsy Wubsy, Esq. 🇵🇸 @vonryansexpress.bsky.social · 2h
Frank Reynolds from IASIP
“One of the things I like doing most is banging whores”
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 3h
George Lucas pulling up to the Ste. Catherine lock on the St. Lawrence in the longest freighter you've ever seen: "Hey what the fuck y'all know about this?" [Plays "Early Morning Rain" so loud it causes Québécois 9/11]
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Kenny Campbell @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social · 7h
I have never seen coverage of a live trial, one involving allegations of multiple sex attacks on multiple women, framed in a more distasteful way. It's not 'Fame under fire' it's a rape trial. And it involves actual women. And this from the *checks notes* BBC
BBC screengrab from within their Russell Brand trial coverage.  Image of Brand in 70s-style aviator glasses, with earpods in, blank expression. Long dark wavy hair, black and grey beard, dark unbuttoned shirt. All on a fire red/orange and black background
BBC logo top and centre, underneath a subdeck reading: Fame Under Fire. Then the headline 'Russell Brand On Trial'. 
The words 'fire'and 'trial' are coloured to look like they are glowing orange at the bottom
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 3h
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 4h
IN THIS HORSE, WE BELIEVE: MYCENAE GOOD ITHACA GOOD PYLOS GOOD CRETE GOOD TROY BAD
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 5h
I'm having the last panel inscribed on my tombstone. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/break PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
4-panel SMBC comic update. A man is walking happily, saying "Welp, time to have a beer and wank for three hours." He stops himself, saying "WAIT A SEC. WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?" The man then turns to a robot and tells it to tackle those tasks, with the robot confirming "initiating... chug and tug..." In the next panel, the man is seen leaning over a stack of paperwork, thinking to himself "Finally, free for more toil."
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 4h
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The Good Place: Jason Mendoza's Bad Place Realization
Alt: The Good Place: Jason Mendoza's Bad Place Realization
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Miles W. Griffis @mileswgriffis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"One study found that 10-20% of children with a history of COVID-19 develop Long COVID. The same study estimated nearly six million children have Long COVID in the U.S. as of 2024 and that it surpassed asthma as the most common chronic health problem in children." thesicktimes.org/2026/10/05/k...
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Kids with Long COVID co-created their own superhero comic book - The Sick Times
Long Covid Superheroes showcases the bravery of asking for help, resting, and being compassionate with yourself and others.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 8h
Scout: My liege, the rumors are true. Reports of pulled pork mac and cheese in the deli section are coming in from the Costcos of the West Vizier: Do not let the tantalizing delights of the West tempt you, my lord. Such treats rarely travel. Remember the much anticipated Green Chile salsa...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 16h
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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The Men Who Stare At Goatse @ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social · 17h
@awholedamntown.bsky.social
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19h
Do you want to see the somewhat problematic lyrics to the Garfield rap? Yes you do
Chorus
When I'm around
Women make a beeline
When they catch sight of this classy feline
Saturday night I pick up my date
That's the time we must celebrate
Some guys are trouble, some guys are fun I'm Michael Jackson all rolled into one
She has more fun than she's ever known
Still, she'll yearn for that moment alone That's the moment that goes to the heart
Then I smell something and quickly depart
What's so important
I'll leave her with ease?
Homemade lasagna with plenty of cheese
This is the end of The Garfield Rap
Now pass me a pillow, it's time for my nap
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 19h
Minor potentate so charmed by a mechanical bird whose movement and song is so lifelike that they demand the bird or else have a tradesperson executed is a beautiful story thst echoes through time.
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 21h
Can anyone recommend some sort of student loan/financial counselor in LA that can actually provide meaningful help with private loans? Need to do something but can’t risk paying $1k for someone to say “yeah, there’s nothing.”
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 22h
sorry, what?
Blue Origin might not have had a supply chain, but it did have a cosmology. Bezos “is God at Blue Origin,” Alexandra Abrams said. “Jeff’s big message was that it’s too late for climate-change efforts on Earth, and we need to be able to leave. We need to sustainably go into space and build resources, have a base on the moon, which would act as a gas station to the rest of the solar system. At the company, everyone felt like we were saving humanity.”
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The Men Who Stare At Goatse @ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social · 22h
I think maybe her first name was mauled by a bear and surgically reconstructed
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 22h
need someone to reassure me that she didn't get her face bitten off by a bear and then surgically reconstructed before I say what I'm thinking
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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Y’all, I hate to rain on the dead bot parade, but the Yandex data center destruction doesn’t seem to have significantly impacted social media bots. I made temporal graphs of X posts about AfD around the time of the attack and there’s no sign of a sudden dip or residual impact on that conversation.
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 11/10/2026
The Monolith and the Apes from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 13/10/2026
Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin
A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
damn, I was just about to get really into this. was hoping maybe I could get lola bunny to covnince me to drive a bus through an ER
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Brent Jans (he/they)💜🖤🤍 @dorklordcanada.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm gratified by the folks Following the Backerkit pre-launch so far! Please spread the word when and where you can; I'm going to keep talking about it, of course, but if it's just me I end up sounding a bit like one of those street preachers, except for nerdery. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/p...
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The Hearth Magazine Volume 2 (7-12)
Get notified when The Hearth Magazine Volume 2 (7-12) launches on BackerKit!
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Love that they cant actually just interview JK on her trans views cause she is so rabid she wouldnt be able to hold it together and it would just reveal how much of a raging untethered madwoman she’s become
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The Men Who Stare At Goatse @ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well, that's just stupid. We all know the gold is cached away in unused subway stations.
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Robert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
For the first and only time in my life, I regret not buying Dr. Squatch.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Zest @zestdotorg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my favourite line i've read in a Galactic Racer review
Screenshot of an article reading: "The heart of Galactic Racer is your Scouse-coded, four-armed alien ape mechanic doing significant levels of fraud so she can weld together a death machine that’s about to turn the wife of rival podracer Temu Pringles into a fucking widow."
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/10/2026
it turns out that “optimize for engagement” and “optimize for societal best outcomes” are opposing goals and if you look at the entire history of the tech industry you can see which of those two wins out
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will pooley @willpooley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
every october i must remind you all: a historian of witchcrafts is for life, not just for halloween
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Lissa Harris 🌈🗑️🔥⚔️🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
reminder that James Tiptree, Jr., a brilliant sci-fi writer who got her pen name off a marmalade jar, was memorably described as more masculine a writer than Hemingway onionandartichoke.wordpress.com/2015/12/01/w...
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Who is Tiptree, What is He? (The full text of Robert Silverberg’s infamous introduction to James Tiptree, Jr.’s Warm Worlds and Otherwise)
Dear ONION, I’ve transcribed Robert Silverberg’s entire introduction to James Tiptree, Jr.’s Warm Worlds and Otherwise—you know, that really infamous intro, the one with that well…
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/10/2026
I love that this might be the thing that tanks Paxton, and not the biblical divorce or letting a child rapist out early.
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Chicken WingDings 🇵🇸 @ebridget.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ms Rachel from the top ropes
From Ms Rachel's account on Threads, she writes, "CORECIVIC, a company that makes hundreds of millions locking up KIDS in immigration detention
has a PAC that's sending campaign checks to Senator Susan Collins of Maine.
Susan Collins chairs the Senate committee that writes ICE's budget.
ICE is CoreCivic's customer.
The company gets paid out of a budget she controls, and it pays into her campaign."
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
revel in the gruesome death of guys who deserve it, you say?? well don't think about it too hard, this definitely has no chance to bite you in the ass later
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this is not a door guys like him want to open, he just doesn't know it yet
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/10/2026
look I don't always agree with the shadow on the cave wall but some of you are being really unreasonable in the meta discourse about last night's shadow
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 12/10/2026
So they’re torturing this guy.
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lilly @lillypanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my moms kinda got a karmic debt bro i need this
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 12/10/2026
"They doxxed the Prodigy crab" is something that will forever live in my brain
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Himfluencer. @theonion.com
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i could never call it good, in a moral sense, since it is a decision wholly motivated by profit & the same people would be selling happy meals with swastikas on the side if that's what their economic calculations told them to do. but it is a useful weathervane
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SharkNATO @megalithic-xyster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not me, but my mom (raised on a farm in Iowa) was pissed about the hay bales seen on Kirk’s childhood farm in 23rd century (or whatever) Iowa in Star Trek (2009). She said the style would have been distractingly outdated today, let alone centuries from now.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I remember reading an historian compare the attire the Scots wore in Braveheart to if you made a movie about the American Revolution and the soldiers wore modern business suits put on backwards.
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Neil Casey @neilkc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Real-life figures like William Wallace and Robert the Bruce were nobles. They would have worn standard medieval European chainmail, quilted armor, and tunics. They dressed exactly like the English knights they were fighting against.
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"Stone Cold" Steve Cobden @stephencobden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My favourite of this sub genre is in Tora Tora Tora, when the Japanese Zeroes fly over the memorial to those killed in the attack they are about to commit.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IN "THE GOLDBERGS," IN THE PRESUMPTIVE 80s THE KID HAD THE REISSUE OPTIMUS PRIME WITH THE SHORTER SMOKESTACKS FOR SAFETY REASONS, AND HIS GRANDFATHER(?) DRESSED UP SPECIFICALLY LIKE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OPTIMUS PRIME, WITH YELLOW ARM-ARROWS AND THE LIVE-ACTION MOVIE AUTOBOT SYMBOL
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They should try jumping out of a plane without a parachute. I’m sure AI will build them jet-boots on the way down. Trust in the process, guys! Have faith.
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EDIT
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