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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 3h
Catching measles does not make your immune system stronger… it does the exact opposite. It can wipe out your immunity (both natural and vaccine related) to all kinds of diseases. It’s a deadly and disabling disease that we know how to prevent. Get your vaccine. It saves lives.
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 8h
oh to be friends with a large and hairy pig in a meadow while sippin' a huge bottle
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 10h
friendly annual October reminder for journalists: if you're pulling quotes for an article from social media please do remember to double check the speaker's name
Quote from The Hill article in 2019: "“There is no reason Democrats should be making any deals with Mitch McConnell to make it easier to confirm more radical conservatives to the courts. Especially not after Kavanaugh,” tweeted Leah Ghostberg, the co-executive director of the advocacy group Indivisible.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 18h
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 10h
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Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
Alt: Garth Marenghi calling writers who use subtext, cowards
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🌪️ Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört 🔥 @charltonlack.bsky.social · 10h
we could solve a lot of problems in the country if we allow Judge Glock to make some tough decisions
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 14h
Democrats caved and/or facilitated this monopolization of practically every major media property in the US into the hands of a MAGA fascist psychopath. If the US had an opposition party, each of its presidential contenders would would vow to dissolve this monopoly by any means necessary.

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@DiscussingFilm
David Ellison has shown an official graphic of everything Skydance will own after acquiring Warner Bros and Paramount.

Assets:

• TNT
• CBS
• CNN
• MTV
• TCM
• Showtime
• Adult Swim
• DC Studios
• Paramount+
• Nickelodeon
• HBO/HBO Max
• Comedy Central
• Cartoon Network

Film Rights:

• Star Trek
• Gremlins
• Beetlejuice
• DC Comics
• Tom & Jerry
• Harry Potter
• Citizen Kane
• Transformers
• A Quiet Place
• Looney Tunes
• The Conjuring
• Mortal Kombat
• Game of Thrones
• Dora The Explorer
• Mission Impossible
• The Lord of the Rings
• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Avatar: The Last Airbender
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Dune 3 (distribution rights)
• Minecraft (distribution rights)
• MonsterVerse (distribution rights)
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Mitchekie @mitchekie.bsky.social · 17h
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Doctorb Nick @nichsmith.bsky.social · 22h
Terrorism rather than serial killer, but it reminds me of this one
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 15h
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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Post Mo Thóoooooooin (DAVE!) @davebrowne.bsky.social · 16h
I didn't think anything would beat Y-Axis Label today for dumbest thing ever but then David Ellison posted a still from TITANIC to project only good things are ahead for Skydance and I thought "I stand corrected, but surely..." and then this. It's been a wild hour.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 17h
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 16h
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 16h
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 18h
Come And See how the latest Marvel entry stacks up against A Serbian Film or any other country's film for that matter
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 19h
i don't think yud is jesus
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 18h
i have not been following this man and i almost did a spit take at 20+. bitch you cannot assault two dozen people and just be around. you need to be gone
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 18h
There's a part in Free Solo, the Oscar-winning Alex Honnold documentary, where they go back to our high school and interview our old science teacher Mr. K. I was so excited, and then my brother's fried slid into my DMs and said, "Hey just FYI, he slept with a student."
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 18h
My old friend Emily’s experiences. (Can confirm that Mr Lagomarsino and Mr. Murphy sucked shit) emilykbest.substack.com/p/just-the-m...
emilykbest.substack.com
Just the men I remember.
Every woman has this list. The news makes us revisit it almost daily.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 18h
Avery Brooks is 78 today
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 18h
I don't know about "never topped" but as I've said before, this is absolutely the comic strip equivalent of a rookie ballplayer coming out for his first ever at-bat, in the bottom of the ninth, in the playoffs, with the bases loaded, and hitting a first pitch walk-off grand slam.
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 20h
bored? directionless? got too much time on your hands? try 3-5 project cars. 3-5 project cars: a fulfilling weekend hobby. work on them directly in your driveway with your hands. you certainly will not regret having 3-5 project cars
me making a rude gesture at my broken Peugeot 405 Mi15My VW Vanagon covered in moss and looking decrepitMy MGA half pulled into its storage unit, where it broke down and refused to go any furtherme working on my Triumph 2000 with my dad
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Elizabeth (Bit) Meehan, PhD @elizabethbitmeehan.com · 01/10/2026
y'all i'm working on this data collection project looking at dissertations & sometimes I get reminders that we are not all playing the same game (1999 edition)
not the least, I would like to thank my family: my parents, for buying me a lovely condominium at Harvard Street so that I could concentrate on my research with out worrying about paying rents,
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Gremlin 𓅷 McCoy @gremlinmccoy.bsky.social · 21h
Hey what's that big ol' slogan she's standing in front of?
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redthespian - EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR @redthespian.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort. It aired in 1990.
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Kilometres Davis @kilometresdavis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They didn’t read the part of The Art of War where Sun Tzu says “do not show your enemy’s hog on a 25-foot jumbotron.”
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/10/2026
man that serial killer working at the cotton swab factory must have fucking SWEATED when they first asked her for a DNA test
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do you think i'm spooky dot horse @truebe.horse · 02/10/2026
1. Statement
2. Past Reality
Statement
• Belief
• Belief
Belief
• Past Reality
• Statement
Belief +
Past Reality
Unbelievably Stupid
Al-generated
Bullshit
• What the fuck?
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BIG MOOD
Claire Willett
@clairewillett
I have a soft spot for any episode that feels like Gene Roddenberry's cousin just closed a community theater production of "Antony & Cleopatra" and called him up like
"I'm downstairs right now with five boxes of costumes in the trunk of my car can you take them off my hands"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i had heard about gamers for years. a lifestyle dedicated to having fun sounded to me like its adherents would form bonds based on positivity, friendship and the joy of fair competition
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am depressed. But I try to keep my hopes up. I like to play the lottery. Last year, I really thought I'd win it. Unfortunately, they ended up stoning another woman to death.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Pan Rolls Dice @stellarencore.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Damn, his health bar is huge.
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Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he's a fascist piece of shit. the prime example of a "centrist"
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
lots of places for a limo to vanish in the desert at night. please god let it not be long now
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Local HERO in Kansas gets arrested for slashing ICE agent's tires. In an effort to deescalate the surrounding crowd, the cop arresting him yelled that the Kansas man is being arrested for slashing tires. The crowd cheered in response to that and basically gave the man a standing ovation.
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK @greaterrealityarea.net · 02/10/2026
the last main guy of the era was called “bean dad” and 24 hours later January 6th happened
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John Lees @johnlees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“It’s okay to let AI write trashy formulaic books while humans handle the proper literary fiction” is such a shitty, insidious take, not least because we know what is defined as “not real literature” can shift. For one snob it’s romance, for another it’s horror, fantasy, all genre fiction.
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once again, everything is gender studies.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bluesky for the next 31 days
@andromedism

(images from Always Sunny)

Panel 1: Dennis and Mac setting up an online dating profile for Charlie, asking him, "Alright, what are some of your likes?"

Panel 2: Charlie (face stung by hornets) grinning, "Ghouls."
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Dr. Respect @adamultraberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GFX Department knows what's up, they used a nice photo
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Pornsak Pichetshote @pornsak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So excited about this!!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s sad. I also nearly stopped my neighbor’s house from burning down, when I got ticked off at the arsonist. But I didn’t, instead I gave him matches and lighter fluid. But I was kinda peeve for a bit, there! This makes me look good.
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Sippy Spoopy Psycho @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got an email the other morning telling me "your reports are now being muted" for reporting hate speech. Apparently they think that's offensive and it said if I didn't stop reporting I would be suspended for platform manipulation. I was reporting hate speech suggesting trans people should die. 🤷
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