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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭

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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 1h
@thesteveorlando.bsky.social does the extinction king have any hobbies? i keep imagining him enjoying percussion and keyboard instruments
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Lego Dolemite 🏴🚩 @psychoalpastor.bsky.social · 21h
Disabled and broke, owe 200 dollars electric bill cuz of summer AC use (heart condition, needed cooler than most) #MutualAid #helpsky #signalboost #MAboost #BIPOCMA #blacksky 💸💕 www.paypal.me/longbongsilver cash.app/longbongsilver venmo.com/u/longbongsi... ko-fi.com/bpsycho
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 20h
as is correct, doesn't necessarily matter what team you root for as long as you root against the new york yankees
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 21h
he looks like he's about to get hammertossed into orbit by stardust the super-wizard for being a fifth column fascist saboteur
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Thomas Swords 🇮🇪 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @thomasswords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are few people in the media who openly hate women as much as Michael Tracey. What a loathsome worm.
Michael Tracey tweets seeking to learn and expose the Cornell Jane Doe
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
APPROVE MY PRIOR AUTHORIZATION OR I AM GOING TO CRASH OUT
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“Endless wars, invasions, and mass surveillance aside, hating Muslims is a very reliable way to make a career as a pundit or win elections.”
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Finally, A Shitty Movie Where Muslims Are The Bad Guys | Defector
I can’t think of a time in my life when the idea of a Muslim terrorist was not the most acceptable societal enemy. As someone who came of age in the wake of 9/11 and the invasions of both Iraq and Afg...
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracey is a professional rape advocate. He likes when it happens
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
everyone who drives, owns, or has owned a cybertruck should be sentenced to hard labor
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guy who thinks her name is Bari Wipes
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If priests wore jeans it’d be the Jatholic Jurch
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At long last, we will be allowed to fuck the penguins
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the "showbiz sid oozeley" bit has been discontinued due to lack of interest
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Vinson Loves Comics @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saturn Girl by Cathy Kwan

DC Comics   ·   Releases Dec 9, 2026
Legion of Super-Heroes #4
Cover C Cathy Kwan Variant
Overview
Contributions
Pull It
INTRODUCING...BAT LAD?! A MYSTERIOUS NEW LEGIONNAIRE WHO WAS INFLUENCED BY A DIFFERENT SUPERHERO FROM THE PAST! Cosmic Boy and a ragtag group of space pirates are tasked with kidnapping Princess Imra from the Kingdom of Titan. And the only person who can stop them is...Bat Lad? Welcome a boy and his uncontrollable shadow monster to the world of Legion!

Comic   ·   32 pages   ·   $4.99   ·   Card Stock Affixed Cover
Cover Date
Feb 2027
UPC
76194139822800431
Distributor SKU
1026DC0003
Final Order Cutoff
calendar_month
Nov 9th

Creators
Joshua Williamson
Writer
Joshua Williamson
Hayden Sherman
Artist
Hayden Sherman
Cover Artist
Cover Artist
Cathy Kwan
Characters
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Werner Herzog's Bear @jasontebbe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The key to Mamdani is that he so clearly loves New York. Centrist mayors treat the city and its people as a problem to be solved and people can sense that. Rahm Emanuel appeared to hate Chicago and Mike Bloomberg seemed like he could barely tolerate non-wealthy New Yorkers.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3456 goes a-courtin'
Two bunnies are in a rowboat on a small pond, flanked by leaves overhead. One bunny rows the boat, while the other serenades with a small guitar.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
Today, we opened the Jobs NYC Center at 2 Lafayette Street — a walk-in hub where New Yorkers can find city job opportunities, get application support, and connect with hiring agencies.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I lived through decades of people saying THC will turn people into violent rage zombies and now you can get it next to the mixers and no one cares
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he's doing human sacrifice to his profane demon-god, the plaguefather nurgle from warhammer
a statue of a nurgle-affiliated chaos sorcerer with lyre-shaped horns on his helm holding a fetid scythe and a tome of forbidden stink lore burning with sickly green flames
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
congratulations to the sea turtles for gettin it wet
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dressed like a man who has a lot of opinions about the quality of soups on various european trainlines
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
these kind of local book events are always a casual hoot, check it out if you're in the area
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
damn i found the AI they trained on my brainwaves
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoutout to daisy x machina, the drag queen what reviews old scifi who i just found on youtube
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Legendary or Outdated? Review of Slan by A.E. Van Vogt
YouTube video by Daisy X. Machina, the Speculative Detective
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'll only believe it if they actually fire her no parachute, until then this is just reputation laundering
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Instagram decided to block my post from getting in front of the right people. Tut tut tut. Oh dear. That doesn’t look great does it?" Pugh wrote www.jezebel.com/florence-pug...
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
depending on how gnarly the shitting was i'd call it time served
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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is the same deflection mechanism where if you say black people being excited in public doesn’t mean you are about to get robbed and you get told you are excusing muggings or assaults, or similar discussions about unhoused people turning into “you don’t care about women’s safety”
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(with the lack of shame you've come to expect)
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Vampire: The Masquerade — Night Road
The elders have entrusted you, an elite vampire courier, to deliver their secrets. Can you outrun the hunters, the other drivers, and the rising sun?
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Briar Ripley Page @flameswallower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
after this many adaptations, there’s no excuse anymore! if you’re going to do ANOTHER one, you better either make Carrie fat, or make her a racial minority/visibly trans/a little person/some other notable physical difference, *and do something sensitive and interesting with it.*
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
what if there was Vampire: the Assquerade and it was about cheeked up vampire women
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fraternities need to be put into the past tense with whatever amount of force is most expedient
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for all the poets out there "doo doo ass" rhymes with "poo poo gas" consider your rhymes accordingly
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
we need to bring back gas station gothic as a genre, motif, and lifestyle
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
"nothing gold can stay" i say as the gas station raises the price on gas station pizza
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
it should be right next to the gas station dick pills and similarly have crassly hilarious names whoever makes gas station HRT that's called Dumb Bitch Juice is gonna make so, so much money
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the job and the drudgery were the compromise position. we all got up and packed a lunch and got on the subway because that was how you put food on the table. this was the basic understanding. seems like a million years ago to me now. lmao, haha, lol. i owe my kids an apology
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This society is having a debate with itself about whether we should CURE CANCER or if women deserve to get cancer because they are whores
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The Dansome @thedansome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bringing an old DnD character out of retirement for quality reasons. #myart | #alison | #artyom | #dnd
A comic that starts with a DnD party breaking down the door of a villain. Said villain is a fishman dressed in a fancy attire. It’s a close up of him looking off to the sides at the party. Party includes shortstack dwarf mage, Alison; a drow-esque fighter named Artyom; and two more nebulous characters. 

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Alison: “Your evil machinations here here, Chancellor Killgill! And for your wicked ways, it’s time to turn your birthdays —“

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Highlights Alison n artyom in battle poses
Alison: “—off!”

Panel three
Artyom looks confused.
 
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Artyom turns to Alison, lowering his sword/
Artyom: “what?”
Chancellor Killgill shouted off screen “Prepare to die, heroes!!”
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People have been severely abused in their families, homes, religious institutions, schools, clubs And the standard is to browbeat the victim into silence for the good of the stability of the community or organization. The victim shrinks themselves to nothing. Or leaves the community
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know what I'm about
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who the hell is named Nerl
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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