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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Life wasn’t supposed to go like this

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 20/04/2026

I'm going to dissociate, does anyone need anything?

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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

The first and most important step when using an oven is to preheat all the pans you store in there to 425.

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Andrew Joyce @andrewjoyce.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

ME TO CAT: You get fed every day at 6 CAT: Cool, cool cool, I'll start howling at you about it at 3:45 so you don't forget. ME: I've literally never forgotten. CAT: So the reminders are working...

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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

she rubs the lotion on her skin because the bitch does not drink enough water and is dehydrated

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

what’s so hard to understand i am a strong, independent woman who also needs to be constantly reassured i’m a living goddess on earth that’s all

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

As a Christian, I don't think federal agencies should be referring to "Christ, our Savior" in any context. I don't need my government to validate my faith. That's why it's called faith. More importantly, my government shouldn't be invalidating the religions of other Americans.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/03/2026

A thing about me is even if I'm having a great time I can't wait to go home

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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

sitting here petting my dog and I just heard him bark upstairs. I’ve been petting a blanket.

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Rochelle🇺🇦💙🇺🇦💙🇺🇦💙 @roch492.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

All these pets passing is killing me. I’m going to say goodnight and hold my baby close.

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 24/03/2026

When the cats are noisy: YES OKAY PLEASE QUIET DOWN A LITTLE IT'S NOT TIME FOR FOOD YET JUST BE PATIENT I'LL FEED YOU LATER OH MY GOD When the cats are quiet: ... those little idiots are up to something

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 23/03/2026

hello brain yes shut the fuck up and sleep thanks

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Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

So, as I've said before, having a Siamese cat is like living w/ someone who always wants to speak to the manager. They have OPINIONS, & Kevin's no exception. He's currently on my lap & very annoyed that I have the hiccups. It sounds like this: <hic> MEOW "I'm sorry." <hic> MEOW! "I'm *sorry*."

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Katie Scarlett @katesulli.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

They say drinking a glass of water before mealtime will help you stay full. But I just tried a bowl of ice cream and gotta say…same desired outcome.

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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Jujube gets so excited about the first lap time of the day. Like baby, you were just snuggled between my boobs for 8 hours, what do you mean you missed me?

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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

as someone with anxiety, one of the most erotic things you can say to me is "don't worry about what we're doing for dinner at all, i've got it handled"

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 21/03/2026

the easiest hack against identity fraud and bank account leaks is having terrible credit and no money

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🐝💛Ebony Edwards-Ellis💛🐝 @eedwardsellis.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Went to the grocery store with $100 and some change. I got everything on my list for $98. That *never* happens to me. Please clap.

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Chris Scary Moss @christoptomus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

People living paycheck to paycheck are not able to stock up on food.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

RICKY MARTIN: she's into superstitions, black cats and voodoo dolls ME: [staring at my Guess Who board] ok, I'm going to explain the rules one more time...

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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

If you're reading this, I found your stash of milk chocolate chips and am currently decimating the bag

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 21/03/2026

When I point my remote directly at the television, it barely works. However, if I accidentally sit on it, it will switch from Peacock to Netflix, turn on closed captioning and start the microwave in the other room.

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 21/03/2026

oh right sleep

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Eclesis @eclesis.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

1. Housemate who usually feeds cats early in the morning was late to work and delegated cat feeding 2. Wake up much later than usual cat breakfast time to hungry cats 3. Even so they never tried to wake me up and only meowed insistently after I got up Politest cats ever.

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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.

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Alexandra Sills @belovedofoizys.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

There is a capybara who has escaped from Marwell zoo, and though my husband told me he has "gone to work", I am willing to bet he is out searching for it to bring it home as a pet.

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saltwaterwraith 👻 @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I love how dumplings are one of those universally enjoyed meals. Like there’s mandu and gyoza and pierogis and samosas and empanadas and ravioli. It’s like humanity collectively said: what if we put something good inside dough and then never stopped improving it.

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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

gm to soft women with insane amounts of anxiety who remain kind to the world

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

the guy who crashes out on here 3 times a week is crashing out on here again huh. damn that's crazy

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Eric Rosen @erosen1.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Having a traitor who is president sucks for US citizens.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

when ginuwine was a boy he was known as ginugrapes. not many people know this

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o-olexo-o.bsky.social @o-olexo-o.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Sometimes I hate being one of only two women on my company's night shift. Because I'll go to the bathroom and theres no anonymity. There's no friendly "damn I wonder who just bombed the bathroom" its just "GODAMN BIANCA I KNOW THIS SMELL DIDNT COME FROM ME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING LADY"

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

ME: you’re allowed to say fuck shit and asshole because they don’t take the lord’s name in vain PREIST: are you going to take the wafer or not

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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 20/03/2026

A lot of last names are based on jobs your family did in the old days. Oh, hi Simon Pegg we were just… oh. Oh.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I visited the place where I once crushed grapes for wine. It was nice to see my old stomping grounds.

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

“i’ve pasta point of no return” - me, when i’ve had too much pasta

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ZombieErnie @zombieernie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Be careful of the free synonym buns at the bakery today. I ate one and got thesaurus throat I've ever had.

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No Kings Supply Co @nokingssupplyco.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I just told my kid that I heard the Vice President eats people’s cats and I don’t feel that bad about it.

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MeteorBlades @meteorblades.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

“1984“ was meant as a warning novel, not a friggin’ instruction manual.

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Diana Chard @dianachard.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

All my library holds came in at once so now I have to quit my job to read.

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Alicia Andrzejewski (she/her) @aliciaandrz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I was crying very hard & both my cats came into the room & sat there & stared at me. no cuddles, no proximity to my body. just stares. were they concerned, fascinated, curious? no way to tell. but it was so weird I stopped crying.

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Feral Maui Hermit @mauigreg.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

PSA: Feeling depressed about the state of the world right now is a natural and sane response. It is an indicator of a healthy, functioning sense of compassion and empathy. Our nervous systems are not designed to endure constant trauma. You don't have to pretend everything is okay. It's not.

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