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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 1h
Why do big client issues always happen after 6PM… they had all day to reach out to me about it.
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月のおわり @32lastmoon.bsky.social · 9h
#Sans #Undertale
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 5h
You know that narrative ellipsis thing where a story skips over things we assume happened? Like using the toilet, commuting, changing clothes, waiting around. (Bathroom stuff is especially absent because of a lingering toilet taboo).
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 7h
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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きりむら@梱包中 @kiri-mura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ガスブラとズニキ ガスブラを怖く描いてみたかったけど 正面難しすぎて筆折りそうになりました 💥🖌️
ガスブラ怖いけど
絵から少し離れただけで描けなくなる方も怖い😉✨
左右のバランスが取れなくなる
どう描いていたか忘れている
うまく線が引けない

なんで数日空いただけでこんなに描けなくなるのか不思議

博士は止まることの怖さとか知ってて寝ずに皆んなのために研究実験とかしてたのかな、と思うと泣ける🥹
本人めちゃくちゃ楽しんで研究実験してるのでもいい、むしろそうであって欲しいとも思う。
博士の仕事量でズとエッする時間なんてどこにあるんだよと時々思うけど
頑張って時間作ってくれてるんだ!!
ガスコンの博士のルーティンってテーマみて
えっちしかないじゃん!!
とか考えたけど!!
あの人めちゃくちゃ忙しい人なんだよね😇
良いの、えっちざんまいであれ(??
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 7h
Am getting bombarded at my doorstep, in my mailbox, in my inbox, via text message ~20 voting things a day bashing all other candidates. It’s like a nonstop barrage of hate and if I request to opt-out I’m immediately hit by a completely different number / campaign the next day.
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OTHERSIDE @othersidespec.bsky.social · 8h
Happy Banned Books Week AND Anti-Prime Day! We've spent this week fighting with Amazon, who blocked Issue 3... because a stylized illustration of a statue = porn, at least if you're a queer publication. The best way to support us is directly. Code ANTIPRIME gets you 15% off subscriptions this week.
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Karaokelover カラ @karaokelover.bsky.social · 13h
Stretch is such a lazy cook
Underswap Papyrus with a pink apron and pink slippers. The apron says "Lazy Cook". In his left hand, he holds something that looks like an an apple pie, and in his right hand a squeezable  honey bottle.
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Cthonyxa 🚫 AI 🖼️ COMMISSIONS OPEN @cthonyxa.bsky.social · 15h
Part 2 of the collection of the Undertale sketches I did for Good Comic City last month! #art #traditionalart #fanart #sketch #undertale #sans #toriel
A sketch of Fell Sans in an action pose with summoned bones around him. Cthonyxa’s logo is on the bottom right.A young Toriel from the game Undertale. She’s looking off into the distance with a huge smile on her face. Cthonyxa’s logo is on the bottom right.Nightmare Sans is crouched with one arm out, looking forward with a creepy smile, his tentacles splayed out around him. Cthonyxa’s logo is on the bottom right.
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Tatyana @razorberries.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just Because
My watercolor and ink painting of a colorful, sparkly skeleton sitting on a tree branch. One-of-a-kind, painted on cold-press textured 140lb watercolor paper. Art concept and painting created by Tatyana ∙ razorberries.com
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My stress levels immediately wind down as my corporate-hellish Mondays come to an end. Think there’s a correlation? I’ll test the hypothesis again next week.
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My vents can be endless if I really dig into this part of my psyche long enough. Which I don’t love doing.
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Dove 🚬🥃 @dovegraveyard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drawtober • Day 5
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ルカヒカル🐌 @hikarunrun0214.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
アルっちの研究のお手伝いを頑張るアンダイン
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ルカヒカル🐌 @hikarunrun0214.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🦎
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whenever someone leaves a kudos and a bookmark but no comment I’m always like :( … But then I realize I do the same exact thing, too. ;_;
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むー @muu-ut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(写真じゃないけど🤣リハビリに描いたゴアちゃん🦵コソーリ投げ)(セクシーとは??)
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むー @muu-ut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
そんな義務は存在シマセンッ( ˘・A・)彡☆)`Д´)パーンwww ゆずきさんの前世壮大過ぎた、じゃあ私は宇宙規模かもしれない😇 リハビリ…!リハビリ…!!推定博士
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Think I’ll continue working on my dissertation for why Estraven/Arek's relationship in Le Guin's LHOD was important and shouldn’t be "scrubbed away." The uncomfortable part is doing structural work in the novel. Tumblr people won’t like it but that's perfectly okay. I’m not here to make friends.
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dreamt I lived around the Arctic Circle last night. There was a little rest stop at the top of the world. It had a heated stone archway with an astronomical glass dome that allowed visitors to view the midnight sun. There was also a pizzeria.
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postboxrose 🗡️ @postboxrose.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Marelora Lavellan with snowdrops for my beloved @tulipathy.bsky.social!! ❄️❄️❄️ Quote from “green upon the white” which has had me in a chokehold for MONTHS. please do yourself a favour!: archiveofourown.org/works/64267120 #solavellan #dafriday #dragonage #oc
A digital painting of Marelora Lavellan, gently holding a bunch of three snowdrop-flowers in her hands. Above her is a quote from the linked work: ““Snowdrops,” she whispers, and kneels to revere them with a delicate touch. The anchor responds to the suddenness of her joy with crackles and flashes; he silences it so she might better enjoy the flowers and he might better enjoy her enjoying them.”
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a really good rule of thumb for writers out there.
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes I stop talking mid-sentence because I realize I’m about to say something super flirty and I don’t want it to be taken wrong even though I mean every word of it. Then I’m left blinking blankly like an airhead while trying to think of something else to say instead.
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Read this extremely silly take that people who haven’t had sex shouldn’t write smut because it will be obvious they haven’t. Guess I can’t write about being a skeleton monsters since I’m not one of those. I’m afraid I’m not a hockey player or an ambisexual alien either.
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a theory that Julian Bashir was attracted to everybody on DS9.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 04/10/2026
I have too much executive dysfunction to know if I'm failing and if I remain oblivious then I'll also remain hopeful, you can't kill me
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Konvalia @konvalia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nyehctober day 4 ‐ DECAPITATION #flowey #papyrus #nyehctober #nyehctar
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kinda love this. Yesterday I went to a big bookshop and asked if they had any works by Le Guin. The kid working the register was probably half my age. Had no idea who she was. Tried typing her name into a computer and asked me verify spelling: URSA GINN I corrected him.
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SweetSoulLover @sweetsoullov3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Inktobertale2026 Day 4: Draft Ink and Fresh sat attentively amongst a sizable audience of puppets. Error had cashed in one of his boyfriend coupons (they all gave each other books of them every year) to actually get his mates to sit the fuck down while he talked about really important shit, like
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SweetSoulLover @sweetsoullov3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#GraceRocky Making myself sad thinking of Grace sharing all of Earth's music with Rocky. After he's gone, Rocky sits next to his monument, quietly singing "I Remember You" (Ella Fitzgerald version) with only one vocal chamber.
I remember you
You're the one who made 
My dreams come true
A few kisses ago

I remember you
You're the one who said
"I love you, too," I do
Didn't you know?I remember, too
A distant bell
And stars that fell like rain
Out of the blue

When my life is through
And the angels ask.memtl.recsll
The thrill of them all
Then I shall tell them
I remember you
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
10yo asked what i did at the festival and i said oh it's a book festival, so i just talked about my books, and he said "yikes" under his breath
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People IRL here: Why can’t you ever work on something that's actually marketable? My brain:
meme of "why can’t you be normal" from The Babadook in which the main character turns to her son in her car and cries "Why can’t you just be normal?" But with a screaming cat head photoshopped over top instead.
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spent a good chunk of the night working on a dark portal fantasy. It’s not my usual thing, but this idea’s been eating at me for a while. Imagine Over the Garden Wall. But with incest.
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dreamt I was trying to lift a glass of water in my dream but I couldn’t lift this ordinary glass of water. It was as if it was glued to the table. After trying to lift and lift I finally succeeded and also smacked myself in the face with my fist in real life. Good morning to me.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So, in retrospect, I could see that hadn’t gone so well.
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Something I like in LHOD is how giving unsolicited advice to a friend is considered something of an insult. Now imagine being given constant unsolicited advice and having to play shifgrethor with that. Universal feels.
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pfeiffer has only two sides. Absolute walnut. And baby angel.
An AmStaff who is so happy she is going to buzz off the floor.An AmStaff who is being so calm and good.
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angel💀 @sabattons.com · 02/10/2026
"necrophilia." an erotic oracle card.
an illustration featuring verrot and ichnaea. verrot has ichnaea folded up, at his will, and trusts into him. they are surrounded by skeletons and an open casket. ichnaea's own body is marked with the signs of liver mortis, begging the question of whether or not he is alive or dead : and if it truly matters when it is death himself who fucks him. the scene is surrounded by medieval casket keys.
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it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
make it weirder
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LRP my latest fic because I am still so proud of it and relieved it is done. Too many sleepless nights spent in a fugue state working on it. I don’t know how to pace myself.
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finished self-editing that fic that lost me 20 followers! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ Title: Sola Fide Rating: E Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Pairing: Arek Harth rem ir Estraven/Therem Harth rem ir Estraven Tags: Sibling Incest, Pregnancy, Pre-Canon Link: archiveofourown.org/works/93242861
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Sola Fide - saltwaterflower - The Left Hand of Darkness - Ursula K. Le Guin [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Cognito✨ @sinncognito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm in this! With art! And fic! And sticker! And smooches! And- no that's it. But that's a lot!!
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 02/10/2026
Life is lifelong and terminal, and so is creative writing
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Surly Amy @surlyamy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Works in progress.
A table full of mugs and one cactus. Only the black has been painted on them.
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whenever I pour a bit of bourbon for myself, Pfeiffer gets so curious and has to sniff-sniff-sniff before proceeding to SNEEZE all over it. There is now dog sneezes in my bourbon but… I figure the 45.2% ABV helps sterilize it, so. This is fine.
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🔞Gilded Pleasure🔞 @gildedpleasure.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
here is a different one from the series lovingly entitled Shitpost8 dot jpeg featuring Alphys and Sans
Alphys gripping sans's head like a basketball as she attempts to force him to view her phone. she is saying READ THE FAN FICTION, SANS. it is clear he would. prefer not to do that.
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The whole philosophy in Left Hand of Darkness was felt through the ache of trying to know another person. Wasn’t sure what to expect with the Dispossessed. It’s been good! But feels way more institutional and intellectual by comparison. Need more queer yearning.
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🔞 𐂯 com open @lafillehonteuse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bad brother au
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saltwaterflower @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I knew I couldn’t have been the only one who read Ch. 1 of LHOD the way I did.
left hand of darkness reread is so rich………. estraven really was just like… Well I’m fearing for my life but at least I’m not genly’s patron anymore so I can finally invite him over on a dinner date……… let me greet him in the yard when he arrives…… hi genly :) :) come in and have some yummy food…….. won’t you sit by the fire and drink beer with me…. and genly is like… this guy reminds me so much of a woman and I hate women… and estraven is like thanks for coming over…… i’ve been wanting to do this for a while :) and genly is like what the fuck are you talking about .
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窓 @mado72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
パピルス → 成功 いつものお約束 #undertale
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