Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 9hMy wife, Liberty super fan, as the buzzer sounded on the Vegas/Indiana game: Aces cheering mode deactivate. 0170
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026BETH MARCH DOES NOT HAVE CANCER!!!!! She’s gonna be on meds for the rest of her life but it is NOT CANCER! 2256717237
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know that Duane Reade, one of my six eternal archenemies, did not just try to nickname me. 1320
Reposted by Heather HoganThe Sick Times @thesicktimes.org · 30/09/2026While there are no data sources on Long COVID in prison, experts suspect rates of the disease may be higher there than in the general population. They face high reinfection risks and poor access to medical care. Read more from @octoberk.bsky.social: thesicktimes.org/2026/09/29/i... 05723
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I made cookies for the guy who rented the garage in our back driveway area. He was like “Damn, thank you, ma’am. No one’s ever given me a welcome like this. I think it’s my tattoos.” I was like “Brother, I’m a lesbian. All my friends have WAY more tattoos than you.” 1570
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dropping off Beth March for her cancer imaging. Me: She’s very hangry. Reception: We’ll give her a Churu after her scans! Me: Oh she hates Churu. If she even smells it, she’ll be like *dramatic horking gagging noise* Vet tech, running out: Is a cat vomi—ah, good morning, Heather Hogan. 31090
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Socks' sister, Beth March, likely has small cell lymphoma like him. (His cancer is in remission but he's still on treatment.) If you've been thinking to yourself,"What should I do with this $50 I've got lying around?" Maybe a paid newsletter subscription! theheatherhogan.substack.com/p/support-an...theheatherhogan.substack.comSupport an Endangered Writer and Beth March!And sign up for the second session of Write With Heather! 11611
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve had a lot of breast biopsies so I’ve got a lot of biopsy markers that glow on images. My mammogram technician this morning was like “Hold still. Hold your breath. Oh these girls are GLOW-ING!” 😂 3390
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It would be so cool if you would take this survey! Instagram is right on your tail with their engagement in our survey, Bluesky! Come on now, don't let META beat you!!!! 0208
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My wife’s calling these cat treats “Jackie Snackies” 😭 1261
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Really incredible week. My book’s back out on submission. I taught my first class since Long COVID got me six years ago, and the feedback has been so uplifting and encouraging. When I first got sick, I never thought I’d get here. Thank you for sticking with me all these years and years. 🧡 41632
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026192 people signed up for the first session of my four-part writing class tonight. I’m excited and SO nervous. This is the first time I’m teaching in six years, first time with Long COVID. There’s space left if you wanna come. The first session is about getting out of your head. luma.com/82xky6deluma.comWrite With Heather Hogan: Get Out of Your Own Head · Zoom · LumaJoin Heather Hogan for the first class in a four-class writing series. This session, Get Out of Your Own Head, will help you stop doubting yourself and empower… 3366
Reposted by Heather HoganThe Sick Times @thesicktimes.org · 23/09/2026The Telegraph recently published an article about "sickfluencers" titled “How having a disability became cool." We've republished a piece by Julia Doubleday at The Gauntlet pushing back against the article, which she calls "absurd on its face." thesicktimes.org/2026/09/21/c... 313745
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My neighbor drew me a picture of me visiting the Dominican Republic with her family which is the sweetest thing I have ever received. And also the funniest. She colored me “yellow because they don’t make a raw chicken colored crayon.” 😂😂😂😂😂 3520
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I know having kids and having pets is not the same, but I do think there's some signifiant overlap, such as: "What's in your mouth?" And: "Why are you sticky?" 11753
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My wife’s working late so Quasar’s trying to get me to feed her early by making all the repetitive clanky crinkle noises that drive my wife bananas, and I’m like “Sorry, that doesn’t work on me, I’m a different kind of neurodivergent than your mama.” 0602
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Walking out of Duane Reade and these two NYPDs sitting in their van eating lunch get out and go “Did you pay for that?” And because I have had a very bad week, I said “No I just lifted $40 worth of dishwasher pods looking like a 1960s Batman villain named The Cautious Cyclist.” 1632
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I wrote about having to calculate my capacity every minute I’m awake, how hard it is when people blast through “no,” and over-relating to the armadillo building a lair under my dad’s yard. theheatherhogan.substack.com/p/joe-armadi...theheatherhogan.substack.comJoe ArmadilloSometimes I feel like I’m fighting everyone to just let me be okay, in my own way. 1312
Reposted by Heather HoganThe Sick Times @thesicktimes.org · 15/09/2026Novel drug bezisterim may help improve fatigue, post-exertional malaise, and neurological symptoms in people with Long COVID, according to preliminary clinical trial results that the treatment’s developer, BioVie, shared this morning. thesicktimes.org/2026/09/15/b... 312456
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I had the TV on the All Women’s Sports Network, walked out of the room, walked back in, and was like “HOLY BANANA PUDDING THERE’S HOW MANY PEOPLE AT THE SOFTBALL WORLD CUP????” But no my wife had turned the TV to Monday Night Football. :( 1220
Reposted by Heather HoganBlind Cat Rescue & Sanctuary, Inc @blindcatrescue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Adopt a Less Adoptable Pet Week! 🐱💙 Seniors, black cats, those with medical needs, and bonded pairs are often overlooked. They deserve love too. Adopt, share, or support your local shelter today! #AdoptALessAdoptablePetWeek 11289121
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Jeez louise queer media is in shambles. EqualPride owns Out, Them, and The Advocate. hereswhykevin.substack.com/p/equalpride...hereswhykevin.substack.comEqualPride Adds MAGA-Supporter To Leadership TeamWhy is a Trump supporter suddenly leading the nation’s most prominent LGBTQ+ media companies? 191
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Today in grifting, someone offered to give me a consultation so I can know the proper planetary alignment to “maximize my altruistic impact.” For the completely reasonable price of $500. !AltruismMaxxing! Our collective brainpower is mashed potatoes at this point. 2221
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Me: This man tried to explain to me about— My dad: Well, that was a mistake. 1543
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A hometown friend recently told me a story I had COMPLETELY blocked out of my mind which is: at her wedding, her bouquet was heading directly toward me, and I spiked it to the ground like a volleyball. Everyone was like 😮 and my boyfriend was like 👀. Still took me five more years to come out. 🙃🏐 2842
Reposted by Heather HoganJess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls. 2255401127
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I never enjoy having to translate my writing into numbers (followers, retention rate, clicks, etc), but I needed to do it today, and you know what? I’ve accomplished so much in the past two years! It’s easy to not know that when your body is constantly shutting down on you. But dang! I’ve done good! 1620
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You’ll never guess what kind of car I saw parked like such a dickweed that it got an active ambulance stuck. 3486
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Honestly, Nathan Fielder sounds kind of exhausting. 3121
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Nobody can bring the family group chat to a screeching halt like the black sheep lesbian talking about “I think we can all agree Ms. Pac-Man was a victim of patriarchal violence.” 1342
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Not usually one for applauding men but shout out to the guy who said “cough no worries cough” and jogged off into the night covered in compost because I full-on Miss Piggy HIIIIIIYA-ed him with my trash bin when I thought he was running up nefariously on a lady on my sidewalk. He was just on a jog.static.klipy.comSchitts Creek Moira Rose Says Oopsy-DaisyAlt: Schitts Creek Moira Rose Says Oopsy-Daisy 1460
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've read this at least five times now and cried every single time. @mileswgriffis.bsky.social has the most beautiful heart. 2446
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Wife: Did you take a photo of that book I was thinking about buying the other day? I can’t remember what it was called. Me, handing my wife my phone: Yeah it’s on my camera roll. Wife: This is just like 30 photos of Tina Charles and one kitten in a construction suit. 1562
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The bookseller who checked me out at the register today called me “Heather Hogan, friend of the bookstore” so I think I’m living a pretty good life. 😌 1800
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I feel like I’ve been coping pretty well with *waves hand broadly* but man ESPN trying to keep me from watching Naomi Osaka tonight had me ready to punch a hole in the sun. I think maybe women’s sports is doing the *majority* of the heavy lifting on my mental health. 😂 0310
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Playing a video game, got my horse stuck in the mud, completely FLIPPED OUT. My wife was like “Whoa babe, whoa whoa whoa what is happening!” And I was like “NO! GOD! ARTAX! ARTAX! DO NOT YIELD TO DESPAIR!” I really don’t think we talk enough about the trauma of growing up on The Neverending Story. 2433
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My wife: "What should I text back?" Me: "Just say you're sorry to hear that and thanks for letting you know." My wife, texting back: "Womp, womp." 0321
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Chatting in line with some queers at the bagel shop. I said that orcs are always the best butch lesbian rep (I was reading an orc book), and the pal next to me goes “Yeah, same with nonbinary rep and robots.” We both turned to the beautiful gay man behind us and he said “Bitch. Disney villains.” 😂 1522
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Another home run from @betsyladyzhets.bsky.social! 0175
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Nothing visually showcases the difference between mine and my wife’s personalities like a big ol’ delivery of KN95 masks. Hers in colors like “denim” and “khaki” and “olive” and “black on black.” And mine in like “magenta sunbeam” and “zip! zap!” and “cats in bowties” and “LOVE IS LOVE.” 5823
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I went to submit my book log for AOC’s constituent summer reading challenge because I really love a certificate. The form asked for a parent’s name and I was like “Weird but okay” and as I was texting my dad to tell him I put him down, I was like “Oh wait lol this is for children.” 😭😂😳 5795
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Kitten at the vet today called Mayor Meowdani. He’s wearing a little tie! 422433174
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026One of the weirdest things about my life is when my wife and I are trying to remember when a queer celebrity came out between 2005 and 2023, I just check my Google Docs because there’s a good chance I wrote the coming out post. 😂 0481
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In a bad autoimmune flare, but thankfully I’ve passed days one through five (1. blaming myself for feeling awful 2. reliving every mistake I’ve ever made 3. lying to myself that I’m better and making it worse 4. blame 5. mistakes) and can finally move onto healing (6. heating pad + star trek) 1460
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I asked Stacy if she thinks Quasar thinks of us as her actual moms, and she said “No, I think she thinks I’m her manager and you’re her biggest fan.” 1863
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Want to support good people doing good work? It's as easy as signing up for @thesicktimes.org newsletter! And yes, you are correct, these doodles of our team are NOT AI. I drew them with my own silly hands. pages.viral-loops.com/share-the-si... 24415
Reposted by Heather HoganNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/08/2026I've been trying to make sense of the sadness in me around Dolly's death, and so I wrote in my newsletter about my mom, and stories, and how time makes loss so much heavier. www.anxietyshark.ca/walking-in-t...anxietyshark.caWalking in the silence and CicadasWe lost Dolly Parton today, although it will no longer be today when you read this. 227853
Reposted by Heather HoganClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026the thing is like public health child literacy civil rights social justice rural poverty once you personally have become rich and successful, those things only matter if you still have the capacity to care deeply about people outside your immediate circle and that is harder than becoming rich 44607835
Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton meant everything to me. I wrote this in 2016. theheatherhogan.substack.com/p/my-brunch-...theheatherhogan.substack.comMy Brunch With Dolly PartonRest in peace, my forever queen. 211320