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Frank S. @escapehatch001.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Elmo started as a work-release hire. He was wrapping up a five year stint for indecent exposure and possession of a controlled substance. He was initially doing janitorial and occasional rigging, but he kept cracking everyone up, so they put him in front of the camera.
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m the guy that invented releasing an hour-long podcast/video/whatever that begins with a random 45 second clip from the main body up top. I also like microwaving fish in the office and talking about my agentic workflow
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ME: i just feel like you're always bringing your work home with you GUARD WHO TELLS ONLY LIES: no I'm not
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2023
The Bridge Over Jamiroquai
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Announcement: chat jipiti
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Uhh fuck man, i like the balls now😏🤤🤤👅
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marshlands @marshlands.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i miss bront. you just know he would be out here posting something like "Disclosure Gay" and getting 1M likes
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Facebook meme: In the 80s, we wanted The Cure so we got into The Cars and drove to the Culture Club. It was all Talk Talk on the way there 🤪 Every reply: my son is too clothes minded to understand this. he’s even beginning to dislike breads/toast and im starting to become afraid
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
kelly baldwin said Eat Up Martha
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
not important at all but he says here that he finds bridgette macron more attractive than candace owens and that is an insane opinion
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
how the fuck is ed baldwin still alive. retire bitch!
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
steve conrad’s dad was a weatherman right?
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
jack black has such mediocre ambition- he is only the second most talented artist of american entertainment wholeheartedly determined to waste their beauty on dreck. prayers up for jamie foxx, a true practitioner of the squandering arts
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
beautiful place to take a dump
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Getting dogpiled sounds great, frankly. Whispering to the good boys at the dog park that they can pile on me if they're feeling like it
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I love that we’re doing michael clayton today, good posting
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intrusive xi jinping thought @craigrangoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ooh, *Lee Cronin’s* The Mummy! I thought you meant someone else’s “The Mummy.”
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
this is funny but also heartwarming
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
people saying that “moon’s haunted” is a good tweet have bad taste, yes, but I get the appeal. They just haven’t seen actually good tweets like this
@BAKKOOONN “the dogs fuckin found out about religion, call the cops. no not the regular cops” 
An image of several borzoi dogs who have, apparently, found out about religion
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
oh man, this youtube channel that posts old letterman clips managed to dig up one of those obscure bits i loved and assumed i dreamed up and never saw again, Alan Kalter stars in famous Fred MacMurray movie roles
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
it's the "they don't know" meme. a crude line drawing shows two couples happily dancing in a room while a solitary figure stands in the corner wearing a party hat. the figure in the corner has been replaced by donald trump standing and looking off absently as if he's about to wander off from a care home. the party hat is still there. there is no text.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dune part 3 poster but it says they pay me in woims
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Me, watching Gorillaz on SNL, remembering when that song came out 25 years ago:
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 01/03/2026
This is all the fault of ineffective centrists like Joe Biden and Thomas Matthew Crooks
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
death to america, of course
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Larry Summers <Larry Summers> to Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
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Please direct all scheduling inquiries to my office at:
Follow me on twitter @Ihsummers
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 22/02/2026
this is what happened with JD Vance and his mom
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
knees are like the elbows of the legs
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This guy rules
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Hear me out, pee is stored in the balls
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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Imagine if all cute drug addicts adopted a homosexual. There would be world peace
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Man they look different than what I remember
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
ah the famous ufc hexagon
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 29/01/2026
theres this guy on tiktok Miami Tony Stark who does in-character videos of advice and jokes but he only has one gag. its usually something like "love means sharing your heart with someone,,,, but true love,,, means sharing your,, wifi password" anyway he's really outdone himself with this one
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
bradley cooper playing the elephant man:
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
motivational speaker at the glory hole causes far more problems than i intended for it to solve
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Arnett dern, an ok movie. Varmint reconciliation, mid-life sarsaparilla, and so on
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Nea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Phillippe Gaulier, the 100 year old French clown has died today. He was 82 years old.
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
seeing a lot of unnecessary fear mongering about the consequences of taking a direct hit from an rpg-like projectile. My parent’s generation used to do it all the time and dad is in his 90s now and fit as a fiddle
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The talk about Isaac Chotiner—whose interviews I like, not knocking the guy—is slowly taking on the tenor of people in 2005 relaying Chuck Norris facts
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No Scares 👻 @nostars.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
📠📠📠📠📠
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 23/08/2023
Take a hideous moment for yourself
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Jonny IsGood @jonnyisgood.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
What did Austin Powers say when he went to the apiary? Oh beehive! 😂
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:
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