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Former Kangol Man

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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 52m
Google is basically useless now--has Tinashe ever talked about acting/singing to Bob Dylan in Masked and Anonymous
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Jai’ 🌼💕 @sunnijai.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why do you need a refrigerator in your room? you order doordash every day. are you going to put leftovers in there?
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hearing that an Inarritu movie is bad
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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
perfect
a Twitter bio for the account @non_left_PJ_Fan with the display name Pearl Jam Fanatic Non-Woke🇺🇸:

Pearl Jam superfan… Always found PJ better/more profound than Nirvana, but also find PJ off the mark on politics… Tool lover as well.
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have not had time to listen to the leftover Key of Life songs until now and it is unimaginable Stevie was sitting on these things for half a century
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intrusive xi jinping thought @craigrangoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
::wham at the beginning of wake me up before you go go jitterbug voice:: silver’s league silver’s league
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Peace to the man who gravity forgot
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The radio is playing the Blind Boys of Alabama “Way Down in the Hole,” which is so heavily associated with the Wire opening that it feels like if the DJ just decided to play the Home Improvement theme
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Steven Borden getting banged up on a spot you see people do all the time is rough stuff, hope it's just a scare and nothing serious
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A man on threads saying “ha I look like a minion. Liver is failing.” With a pic of himself. A woman replies “banana heart break emoji”
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bluesky has officially spoiled me on Primetime (2026)...............................................................
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where did all your Bluesky support go?
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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JLP @jlp.systems · 23/01/2024
Google maps screenshot with McDonald’s highlighted. Rating, 3.5. Featured review: “It kept my burger warm for long.”
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Crocodile Hunter meeting Pistachio Disguisey, as The Turtle Man.
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The greatest album is back
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ghost Dog reading Hagakure
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What was Mick Jagger cooking here
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Fingerprint File (Remastered)
YouTube video by The Rolling Stones - Topic
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Basically as disengaged from new release cinema as I’ve ever been in my adult life but Lance Oppenheim just having two new ones in wide release is pretty tight
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JJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
YouTube comments on the final Digger trailer

@toastyexe-s9s: We're digging it up this October fire emoji

@Animeguy300: Even though he looks different Tom Cruise is still awesome

@bluetrailerproductions7488: This has Doctor Strangelove vibes. I'm all for it.

@shravankumar3911: He is the old man who needs a make up to look old three crying laughing emojis

@garvgola6431: a unique director makes unique films

@lakhdarbouroubey: The tropic thunder vibes,the nomination will coming sure this year
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don’t really have any need to do one of those tv lists but everyone is missing The Shield
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh no, I've offended the coffee weirdos....BlueSky huh? So much fun so lil time....
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Out Of Context International Dubs @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Show: The Simpsons Language: Japanese
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally, justice
Newsom signs "Jay Leno's Law,"
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Jae @hellobooze.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
there is truly nothing like the mind of a youtuber
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone at bar karaoke is doing a song off of Mr. Lif “I Phantom”
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Other Mommy getting funnier as a movie title the more I think about it
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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Worst live show l've ever been to was a KISS concert. Grew up on KISS, seen them multiple times before, but this time (about four years ago) was just abysmal.

They had just released a WalMart-exclusive album, and would not stop plugging WalMart through the set. At one point, Paul Stanley had the audience chanting Wal-Mart-Wal-Mart-Wal-Mart! Then they stopped in the middle of a set to have some contest winner come up and roll giant dice to win prizes from Guitar Center. Then more WalMart plugs. Gene and Paul disappeared for a good 15 minutes while the other two guys played a guitar/drum solo.

It was the least Rock and Roll thing l've ever seen. Still love the music, and I'll always listen to it, but I'll never see another KISS show.

Edit: This blew up a little bit, and people have been searching for video. I found video - not from the show I was at, but the same tour and a much-toned-down version what what they pulled at the show in Arizona. [link]
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Rick @combattlerrickv.exportaud.io · 19/09/2026
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Only just getting around to seeing Hauser at the Resident Evil premiere, him with a few more years of wrestling bump-induced CTE is going to be absolutely crazy
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The email subject line we all crave
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When I first heard of Prefab Sprout “Jordan: The Comeback” in 2007-ish, I thought it was a concept album about a Michael Jordan and it’s crazy that it’s better than that
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ron White has aged into a guy who would be in Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
n-gage, mobile console, print ad (2003) archive.org/details/Comp...
a picture of the n-gage is shown, silver(?) buttons on the right and left, round knob on the left, screen in the middle, wide, curved edges.
prominent text above, white on black:
are you ready to humiliate your best friend in a public place?
smaller text below image:
are you ready to n-gage?
preorder the revolution in wireless multiplayer gameplay in-store or online.
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Read that Simon Reynolds “Still in a Dream” book on rock from ’84-‘94, this stuff is pretty well documented and I know way more of the bands than usual, but somehow this is the first time I’ve ever listened to Euphoria by Insides damn what an album what a record music is so tight
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rest in peace, Annie Dillard pioneerworks.org/broadcast/to...
pioneerworks.org
Annie Dillard: Total Eclipse | Broadcast
The great writer on the best minutes of her lifetime.
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Friend told me he watched a documentary about OJ Simpson’s “Juiced” and now I have to avoid explaining to people at work that I keep laughing thinking about the hook from this
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OJ Simpson - Get Juiced (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bill McCord
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Pugmane @pugmane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Justin @justinsofok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#wcw99
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a guy who mostly just takes up any mental real estate as “the kind of white guy music Kevin Gates listens to“
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Helpful Man has sent you a direct message
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Cool Sasha: The Animation @sashamak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagining a guy at the Chris Brown concert mad at Jasmine Crockett for showing up and making it political
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is what Michael McDonald sound like without his mustache
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dan molloy @danmolloy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Few more welcoming feelings than sitting down in a hotel room, turning on the TV and being greeted by The Waterboy (1998)
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Frame #46700 from S03 -E26 - Grand Finale - Part 3-628426
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