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Harmon Sandy Lego

@normanclature.bsky.social
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35 year old prodigy

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I live in Jupiter, Florida and have since retiring from the car dealership I owned in Toms River, NJ back in 2007. I play 162 holes of golf per week and the top issue in my life is this terrible Mandami pied-a-terre tax in New York City. What about all the money those people spend at restaurants?
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
[watching Mbappe and Dembele and my only sports knowledge is 1990s NBA] getting a lot of Jordan and Pippen vibes from this...
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They say it takes 43 muscles to frown, and 17 muscles to smile, which is why i try to remain expressionless at all times
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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Its been over a month and I'm still thinking about this
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 01/07/2026
I don't live in Michigan and haven't been following his campaign. I just thought his line about wooing voters, "I don't need you to like me, I need you to like you" was a good one.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
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If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K ViewsJill Tucker
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
CABO VERDE
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
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You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/06/2026
this is always one of the most baffling statements transphobes make. my estrogen + prog costs me a total of $15 monthly, but my anti-inflammation meds for my ulcerative colitis costs like $25 monthly. why is one worse than the other lol
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/06/2026
Looks like I was doing my own research after I got back from the brewery last night
A Google search for “bikly hbob thor ton”
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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Allow yourselves to be guided by kindness, bearing in mind as you go along that most people are insane.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
me and my geriatric buddies passing a pale ale around like a joint
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
1) "without help from their parents" is not even true for the guy the article is about 2) the numbers are taken from a study by the national association of Realtors, which does not even include this data 3) once you do find the data, the massive, national news-worthy difference is 2%.
Vazquez is newly married but bought the house on his own. He's part of a larger shift, with the share of single Gen Z buyers so far double that of millennials.
For two years, one living with his parents and one renting on his own, he saved aggressively.
"Most of my paycheck, probably like 70%, [went] into just a broad index stock," he said.NATIONAL
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Baby Boomers Remain Largest Share of Home Buyers as First-Time Buying Falls to Record
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Only about one in five buyers were first-time purchasers
April 15, 2026KEY FACTS
• Roughly 30% of 25-year-olds in 2022-the oldest of the Gen Z (born between 1997 to
2013)—owned their home in 2022, a slightly higher percentage than the 28% of Millennials (born between 1981 to 1996) who owned homes at that age and the 27% of Gen Xers (born between 1965 and 1980)-but lower than the rate for Baby Boomers (born between 1946 and 1964), 32% of whom owned homes at age 25.
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Harmon Sandy Lego @normanclature.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You'll be visited by 3 spirits The three spirits
Three main cast from the movie Slackers
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2025
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop
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Harmon Sandy Lego @normanclature.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Bubba Sparxxx could do The Notebook, Nicholas Sparks could not do Ms. New Booty.
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
life, it's literally all we have. but is it any good?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
oh right im really gonna let cum drip all over this
two photos of women in silk negligees with the caption ‘Birth rates would sky rocket if girls wore this at home instead of some oversized homeless core outfit.’
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Harmon Sandy Lego @normanclature.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
@ikebarinholtz.bsky.social my wife did dabs for the first time tonight while watching The Studio episode 3 and thought you were Kevin Bacon.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I love this fucking website so much
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Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around.
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."Reply:

This is the monologue of a cis white man who doesn't understand that his wife could use some help around the house while he's "buying one envelope."
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Ari Drennen @aridrennen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
California Assembly Speaker Robert Rivas (D-Salinas): "there are currently more kids with measles in Texas than there are transgender athletes in the NCAA. That's the epidemic we should all be worried about."
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The top vaccine official at FDA was told to resign or be fired. He resigned today. “It has become clear that truth and transparency are not desired by the Secretary [RFK Jr.], but rather he wishes subservient confirmation of his misinformation and lies.”
wsj.com
Exclusive | Top Vaccine Official Out at FDA
In his resignation letter, Dr. Peter Marks cited ‘misinformation and lies’ from Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr.
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Sam Stein @samsteindc.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
NEWS: The USAID official put on leave for disseminating two memos about Rubio's failure to push through life-saving foreign aid was in the process of writing a THIRD memo when fired. We obtained it. It's far more alarming than the first two. www.thebulwark.com/p/what-a-wee...
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Again, the richest man in human history personally individually directed this
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
You ever get so angry you start laughing. Like has one of your parents ever done that and it's so much scarier than them yelling or something
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
One of the great dumb guy thoughts of all time is “we need someone to run the government like a business” and then blankly staring for the next four years as his Medicare check is handled by a pervert who might have put it down his pants
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 21/02/2025
Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
If you're the kind of person who gets embarrassed when a band like eve6 says this one's for you Karlee then just keep your hood on
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 06/02/2025
this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
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Harmon Sandy Lego @normanclature.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I'm kind of in "cope however you want" mode. Doesn't matter if it's corny. Doesn't matter if it's not helpful. Just do whatever makes you feel better.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This is true that a guy from the real world road rules challenge on mtv is now in charge of not making sure planes blow up. And I feel it’s important to say he wasn’t even very good at the real world road rules challenge on mtv
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I don’t want to hear any of you stressing over feeling like you’re wrestling with imposter syndrome ever the fuck again
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Mr Cait just made and sent me a meme and i straight up do not think any of you are ready for how incredible it is
close up picture of my cream colored cat. the caption reads BAD NEWS FOR CHURO BRAND LICKABLE TREATS
I WOKE UP
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 18/12/2024
me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Had some groceries delivered. Reminded myself to grab them right away because there are bagels in there, and sometimes squirrels eat the bagels if I'm not quick. Went out there, one paper bag was labeled BREAD. Very quickly felt my brain go, "Well, jeez, don't write it on the bag."
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Harmon Sandy Lego @normanclature.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional
One former Cigna executive recalled how the US health insurer used to frequently face threats when claims were denied. “We’d have times when you’d deny proton laser therapy for a kid with seizures and the parent would freak out,” said the former executive.

Another industry executive said: “What’s most disturbing is the ability of people to hide behind their keyboards and lose their humanity.”
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Harmon Sandy Lego @normanclature.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Chucking on a silly dog, tehind the Bastee Freez. Is this anything.
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Harmon Sandy Lego @normanclature.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#caturday
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
To be honest, I didn’t make life choices as though I would be living past 35
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Senator Megan Hunt @meganhunt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Will this help the cost of eggs or
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Harmon Sandy Lego @normanclature.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Cat update. Got some new furniture. They're fans.
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Harmon Sandy Lego @normanclature.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
#caturday
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Rhiannon @aywarhiannon.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Hey guys just checking in. I’m still mad all the time. Just an update on me.
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Your body, my Choi *dude getting gunned down*
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Pjörk 🐷 @nicoleconlan.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
GIVE. HER. A. SHOW.
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