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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 32m

Another couple of billion years and we won't even remember what the fuss was all about.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Try to get some rest and peace. All this nervous energy is pulling your focus from me.

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You read that right: Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar will, thanks to the approval of Trump's FCC, own 49.5% of Paramount Warner Brothers, and CBS, and CNN. One of many things to keep in mind when you cast your vote in the next six weeks.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Good night, everyone. Keep an eye on things for me. See if you can stall the hellbound handbasketing a little longer.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Fortify your eternal spirit today, whether through hot coffee, song and dance, prayer, or revenge. Six of one, as it were.

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SoulSanctuaryHub @divinesubstance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There is something wonderfully hopeful about buying a book before it even exists in your hands. It’s a small way of saying to the writer: keep going, I’m already waiting.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Blessed are those who pre-order books, for they believe in the future and believe in art and conduct themselves accordingly.

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Hannah Harlow @hhharlow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The message booksellers are getting for Q4 is December is going to be (another) shitshow. Paper and ink shortages, printer back-ups, warehouse back-ups/staffing shortages, carrier delays. Order up now, we’re being told. Who knows what stock will be available later.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Grab this joyous morn by the scruff of its neck; spirit it away under your cloak. It belongs to you now. Let it suckle at your teat until it grows into a fat and happy cocktail hour.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

No cuts here. You go back to the end of the line and wait like everybody else.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

All I'm saying is be cautious if your adult children start saying you shouldn't rewrite your will to benefit a fictional character you met online.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Good morning, dumplings. I hope today that your coffee is hot and all your enemies drop dead.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Double-sided paper wasn't commonly available until the Carter Administration. He led the charge against using mass-produced paper with only one side and four edges. Ahead of his time, once again.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If you're struggling with your writing, try turning the pages inside out. See if you like the innards any better.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My contribution to today's discourse has been to blow kisses to you all inside my mind. I hope it helped.

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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Periodic reminder that I wrote a couple of books, both in paperback. LAST CALL bookshop.org/p/books/last... THE MAN NOBODY KILLED bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I want you all to stop asking invasive questions. They spread their seeds everywhere and make it even harder for native questions to survive.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The alphabet was original in QWERTY order, but unfortunately the song was notoriously difficult to sing. Only a handful of countertenors have ever dared to try.

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Eileen Ridge @eileen4ever.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

“I got your special Sunday mug,” he said, as he was fetching morning coffee from the kitchen. @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social

two mugs of coffee, one gaudí and one Duchess

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Run outside and look at the sky, children. See if the stars are spelling out my name. They've been practicing.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I see none of you signed up for Duchess Goldblatt's Summer Camp for the Emotionally Bedraggled this year.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I come to you today with your reminder that a double chin is God's glorious promise of abundance made manifest.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Private equity has been trying to snap me up and replace your favorite small batch, all-natural handcrafted Goldblattian goodness with sawdust and wood glue. No dice.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Still a friend to all humanity, etc. but I'm a lot quicker to lay down a bit of judicious blocking than I used to be.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Give your tired mind the rest of the summer off. It's all reruns in there now anyway.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Joy unto you on this day of days, if your beating heart celebrates this sort of thing.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I'm glad I can be here to impart helpful homemaking tips to you people.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Cut the heel ends off a hot morning and stack them individually in brown paper. Don't store your summer days in plastic. They'll mold.

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Pamela @pjmilam1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Lovely night of food, friends, and music at City Winery NYC. Spirit of @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social was definitely present.

Backstage photo of 4 people. First is a dark haired woman with black-rimmed glasses in cream colored jacket on the left, next to her is the dashing Lyle Lovett in a gray suit (gray that trends toward light blue) with a kicky dark tie, great skin and a winsome smile. Beside him to his right is a silver/white-haired woman with trifocals balanced on her head holding back her bob grow-out. She’s wearing a navy outfit. To her right is a bright-faced woman with a sweet smile and a fashionable sleeveless dress. Walls behind them are olive green. Not pictured: The ever-present spirit of Duchess Goldblatt.

Dinner table with empty chair. (Seat saved for DG) A candle burns next to a guest pass.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

During a heatwave, I like to install a powerful fan in each room. I find their unending compliments and praise really take the edge off.

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Hannah Harlow @hhharlow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Two days left to submit to the first issue of our new literary magazine Six Stories a Semester!! New England fiction writers, send us your best short stories under 5000 words!

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Pinch back your Sunday between finger and thumb as soon as it starts to fade. It will come back stronger and more bountiful.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The world is too much with me. Distract it with something shiny while I duck out the back.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Is this the cutest thing you've ever seen?

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 16/06/2026

Big congratulations to the great, greater, greatest @elizmccrack.bsky.social as she receives the 2026 PEN/Bernard and Ann Malamud Award for Excellence in the Short Story!

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I'm having a harder time than usual staying ahead of the curve of crazy that's afoot.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I still need your stories, people of earth. Don't quit now.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Even some of our most reputable bookshops have started carrying nonfiction. Right out in the open where children and the morally enfeebled can see it!

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

If your work has any loose ends, tie them together to make a rope. Exit windowwards. Rappel down the side of the castle. Disappear into the mist.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Working on my magnum opus: the enemies list. I don't mind telling you some of these names are getting triple underlined tonight.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Accelerating my nonsense until the bullshit stops.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Allow yourselves to be guided by kindness, bearing in mind as you go along that most people are insane.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Crumble up a few pieces of stale bread into your May morning to stretch it further.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I'm trying to remember the name of that one memoir. It was hot out; there might have been a mother. Ringing any bells?

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Maybe I'll give it all up and move to the 19th century for the summer.

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Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Maybe a little sweetness today? For me, I mean. I know how obsessed you people are with your savory Fridays.

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