Ian Stewart @noodleian.bsky.social · 36mYet again no surprise to note that Matthew Syed is taking the mantle of 'stupid persons idea of an intellectual' to effect. 000
Reposted by Ian StewartSassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 3hI'm only back for a limited time. I'm the McRib of social media. 27519
Ian Stewart @noodleian.bsky.social · 5hFA Cup round-up. A visit to the seaside on Tuesday, coming back from behind to draw 2-2 with Scarborough Athletic. Flamingo Land Stadium it is... 010
Ian Stewart @noodleian.bsky.social · 8hI saw the media using the phrase 'tough love' when covering Badenoch's latest effort to condescend/dehumanise younger people. Its not a phrase to use complimentary, politicians use it because they just like the authority. Its not about the people. 020
Reposted by Ian Stewartrich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nothing quite says “innocent” like blackmailing a country to get away with systemic cheating 311229
Ian Stewart @noodleian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🎶Blue Blue Wine Stay away from me Don't let me be alone It's tearin' apart My red, red heart 🎶 Just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done. Neil Diamond didn't say the same to Ali Campbell btw. 030
Reposted by Ian StewartSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right” 6493111769
Reposted by Ian StewartChauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you. 2361471
Reposted by Ian StewartScott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Amol Rajan: ‘I know a lot of people think of me as that nice, warm man from the news…’ #CelebrityTraitors 1044455
Reposted by Ian StewartSb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sitcom idea: Ross Kemp Thinks Everyone Is Killing Him 3182
Reposted by Ian Stewartrich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just keep having visions of some poor fucker getting psychosis when his spotify plays an AI knock off of Mr Brightside but it features his name and personal details about his life he accidentally shared with a bot 424847
Reposted by Ian StewartTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Shabana, did you know Indonesia is at a crossroads? 1936449
Reposted by Ian StewartJohn-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is hilarious. I am one of two people nominated for best host, and the other person is Louis Theroux. It's done by public vote. Vote for me! We can do this! 65526
Reposted by Ian StewartAndy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Militarystatic.klipy.comBen Elton's Politics BitAlt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics 316056
Reposted by Ian StewartRyan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives. 263944742
Reposted by Ian StewartJohn Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 28/09/2026RAF Fairford latest: Organiser spotted. 310921
Reposted by Ian StewartKelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I told you we were about to enter an existential crisis. Poch is at the vanguard. kellywelles101.substack.com/p/schrodinge... 192
Reposted by Ian StewartBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wish I loved anything as much as boring right wing people love pretending everyone’s offended by their “plain talking” and “telling it like it is”. 0366
Reposted by Ian StewartNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Counterpoint: Fuck right off. 79418
Reposted by Ian StewartBryan @elwick70.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Dear Diary Had a really good first day at my new job as delivery manager for a little fuel company called Fuel2You. Feeling good about this one… 2327
Ian Stewart @noodleian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We all remember his famous phrase; "You have got to be kidding me?!?" 000
Reposted by Ian StewartMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026NEW | It’s more horrifying than Gove as PM… IN THE TERRIFYING WORLD OF DR. STRANGEGOVE. Sky’s The War Game put ex-politicians in a simulation where nuclear conflict was inevitable. It was arms industry propaganda pretending to be something serious. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/in-the-ter...brokenbottleboy.substack.comIn the terrifying world of Dr StrangeGoveSky’s The War Game put ex-politicians in a simulation where nuclear conflict was inevitable. It was arms industry propaganda pretending to be something serious. 159444
Reposted by Ian StewartMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just watched The Guardian podcast where Marina Hyde is asked why she picked JK Rowling as her dream Prime Minister and she just dodges the question saying, “Oh, I don’t want to get into a whole thing.” Such a coward’s trick from someone who markets themselves as a straight talker. 2143164
Reposted by Ian StewartIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan! 231025380
Reposted by Ian Stewart__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kids, now it is time to take drugs 54913
Reposted by Ian StewartMatt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Publishers can't afford to take a chance on new authors!" update 0185
Reposted by Ian StewartJoe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 27/09/2026It's not a laughing matter but I just pissed myself at this. 78022
Reposted by Ian StewartToxoglossa 𓃩 @toxoglossa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every time i see something like this, I think about how it was the British press that popularized the “vaccines cause autism” scare. They exist solely to pinpoint the next group to marginalize. 07317
Reposted by Ian Stewartdaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026do not, my friends, become addicted to lasagna. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence! 235965
Ian Stewart @noodleian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just checked nearly all the Non League scores. Macc won 1-0, so that's good as 2nd and 1st dropped points. Rather intrigued by Chelmsford City, 14th in the South but unbeaten so far this season, but they've only won one game and drawn seven... now eight, as they drew 0-0 with Horsham. 210
Reposted by Ian StewartNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comFawlty Towers Manuel: I Know NothingAlt: Fawlty Towers Manuel: I Know Nothing 1176
Reposted by Ian StewartMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I Think You Should Leave should also be top twenty. 2121
Ian Stewart @noodleian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Told you this would happen, and we all know that one moment it was going to happen, we could all see for ourselves.... when Erling Haaland cut his hair. 010
Reposted by Ian StewartRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat. 481470311
Reposted by Ian Stewartflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Clive is of course correct, and the key thing here is not that Watson has succumbed to temptation: he was a bullshit artist and a crook ten years ago too. This is just what the system looks like when there is no longer any need to pretend these people work for you, not their future employers.theguardian.comTom Watson’s move to Palantir is the latest sign of how far the rot has spread in UK politics | Clive LewisWhen a former Labour deputy leader joins a firm built on surveillance and military targeting, it deepens public cynicism – and democracy depends on trust, says Labour MP Clive Lewis 1025093
Reposted by Ian StewartIan King @twoht.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The prime minister wants to end the ban on drinking on sight of the pitch at football matches, and it's a ban which doesn't make much sense, but can we be trusted with it? unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/to-booze-o...unexpecteddelirium.substack.comTo Booze or Not to Booze: On a Matter of Trusting Football SupportersFootball supporters have done plenty to demonstrate that they can’t be trusted over the years, but how much of that has actually involved alcohol? 7157
Reposted by Ian StewartSpooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Please can someone call the burns unit? 🔥🔥🔥🔥 36979177
Reposted by Ian StewartBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The thing about kangaroos is that there’s something just inherently very funny about an animal that can punch you 20796111
Reposted by Ian StewartMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Burnham reappointed Shabana Mahmood, Polly. He’s not going to lead you out of this. He’s going to keep it going while being folksy about regional names for bread rolls www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comThere is a racism and cohesion crisis in Britain, and someone needs to lead us out of it. His name is Andy Burnham | Polly ToynbeeI want him to start the fightback next week against extremists who peddle hate and those who despise this country. That would be true patriotism, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee 1525652
Reposted by Ian StewartBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s weird it’s called Garfield and Friends when Garfield wasn’t friends with any of those freaks 471543135
Reposted by Ian StewartEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 22/09/2026“people aren’t putting enough into their pensions” oh no, are they just frittering away all that spare money that everyone has at the end of the month “your employer contributes, too!” that’s great news for those of you with an employer 533059
Reposted by Ian StewartJohn Lister - johnlisterwriting.com @johnlister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The tuition fees are £9,000 a year but you get a free 2:1. 623670
Ian Stewart @noodleian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Will Mellor beaten in Cumbria World Gurning Championship. 000