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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 4h

this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 49m

Today is Eric's birthday. He's one year old. Officially not a kitten. Irrefutably a knobhead.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 3h

Every single record shop owner is happy to tell you everything they know. You literally can't shut the fuckers up (laudatory).

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 10h

This website ain't beating the allegations.

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Alex Partridge @alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There's crisis comms and then there's crisis comms. Fair play to the City admin for just posting through it I suppose.

19:07 BST

Manchester City

Manchester City have just posted on X.

"Vote for your September Goal of the Month".

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The lad from Blue Moon podcast currently on Sky is restoring my faith a bit. Rightly very angry at the owners. Seems a decent sort.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just seen trailer for a programme called "Convictions Gone Bad: With Will Mellor". That's sure to be good.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gonna knock off work to watch Kaveh Solhekol explain it to me with the sad solemnity of an oncologist telling you not to start any long books.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And this genuinely isn't meant to be partisan but I think that the way city are responding to and managing this is absolutely fucking appalling. At some point someone needs to act like a fucking grown up. (And that point was probably last Friday). If this was United I'd be calling them fit to burn.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I mean this City thing looks cut and dried but when they whip out this "irrefutable evidence" they keep talking about the Premier League is going to look very silly because they won't be able to refute it. Daft they haven't shared it with them as part of the process to date tbh.

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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Apologies as I know social media prefers non-stop cynicism but I felt hopeful and encouraged by the Burnham conference speech

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some people on here a bit meh about this speech. I honestly think some people have possibly invested too much of their identity in being world weary cynics.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Burnham is so instinctively good at this stuff that Starmer must constantly be like...

static.klipy.com

Arthur Fist

ALT: Arthur Fist

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Matt Flip Flop @mattflipflop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Glass of Jizz anyone?

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lauren on R6 just read out a message from a listener that began "I loved that Father John Misty track. I'm just about to embark on some Jungian shadow work..."

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Robert @robertd1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I DARE you to read this Pochetinno quote without Adam Curtis voice in your head

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And The Pope said to his aide...

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There's apparently people "over there" claiming that the Fairford 5 are Iranian embassy staff who have claimed diplomatic immunity hence their release. I mean listen lads, they're clearly a bunch of scallies on the rob for red diesel. Get a fucking grip.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don't say racist shit if you don't want to be quoted by racist shits.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Also features the world's least convincing streetwise druggie kid.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Okay, on Prime even. Still a load of old tat.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And I'll tell you another thing that's a load of old tat... Neagley on Netflix.

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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.

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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'

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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Alex Horne: "So, RAF Fairford, balacalavas, should have been an absolute doddle." Greg Davies: "Obviously". Alex Horne: "Let's see how Jimmy did, shall we?" Jimmy Carr: Face in hands

Greg Davies and Alex Horne on Taskmaster

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I am beginning to suspect that when what actually happened here comes out fully it will turn out to be in the ballpark of "hilarious" rather than "chilling"

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I do think the police and government need to release more details about this Fairford thing tho. Not for operational reasons or transparency. Just because I'm dead nosy.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah, I'm not sure "close to residential properties" is the real dropped ball story here, mate.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Also Penny Mordaunt is delightfully gung ho about it all.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The wargame is tremendous fun. You should all get on it. Better than the podcast imo (which I also liked)

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Chris is 💯 right. Pound for pound these guys are the best live band that are currently doing it.

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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A Pint at the Gaslamp, Manchester, painting by Michael Ashcroft.

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think anyone using the term "red cartel" unironically should probably have their phone taken off them.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I really don't like City. In fact I fucking hate them. And they are cheats. So yes it's 💯 a fun day. But some of the takes I've seen and heard today, man. Consequences yes. Destruction no. Personally, I would hate City not to exist even more than I hate their actual existence (which is quite a lot)

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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Epochal tweet from the best to ever do it

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Louise @louiseankers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nope I can only do 20 seconds but my god what was that??

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If people are wondering why series 2 of The Gentlemen on Netflix isn't on that list it's because it's absolutely shit. Glad we've cleared that up.

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So TV list. Nice to see Barry on there. Barry is great. You should all watch Barry.

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