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@newfie.bsky.social
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Angry space turtle, co-host of Contempt for the Audience pod, former host of GAMERadio, he/him/giant turtle

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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 18h
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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Newfie @newfie.bsky.social · 14h
Huh, though reduced fall damage was a class bonus not a racial passive.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 16h
when you smoke grass the grass still touches your lungs checkmate atheists
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 08/09/2025
hey remember when people talked about rape culture? you know like from feminism
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mcc @dryad.technology · 16h
Suddenly pondering alternate meanings of "give her the strap"
Product photo of grounding wrist strap for use in electronics repair
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Newfie @newfie.bsky.social · 16h
Evangelion 25&26 vs End of Evangelion
Two guys on a bus one sad one smiling and both saying "I probably lack something Fundamental that makes you human"
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/06/2026
okay but these days it’s more like this
miserable guy on bus says “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human”

happy guy goes “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human “
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 23h
And we already know from Anthropic's own code release that they do absolutely *wildly* inefficient stupid shit like "download the entire database each time you need to do a search operation, in a dozen different places"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22h
I firmly believe a pi hole-style ad blocker that specifically stopped liberty mutual ads from being seen during football games would lower the temperature in this country
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
genuinely useless to give this number without defining A) what run rate means and B) what period it refers to
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Universal Daycare is a staggering boon for working parents and for kids, it is among the greatest blessings of living in New Mexico in this time, and everywhere else should be so lucky. The whole point is to make stay-at-home a choice, not obligation, so everyone can have full lives as full people.
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 29/09/2026
What are we watching tonight?
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 29/09/2026
2026’s hottest t4c het couple is two anthropomorphic animals
Cassie, a cartoon ungulate of some kind in a sleeveless leopard print dress, says:

CASSIE: YOU SAID SHE'S PRETTY?
SWAN BOY (offpanel): UH...
CASSIE: YOU SUCKED MY DICK LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO, I'M NOT JEALOUS.
SWAN BOY: OKAY, YЕАН. SHE'S HOT AS SHIT.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film.
A headline from Bari Weiss’s The Free [sic] Press:

“Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary

There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,' including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.”

First line: “i haven't seen the film,”
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not a titan of silicon valley or anything , but I'm confident that "talk to a guy about records" is going to be a trillion dollar industry.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Newfie @newfie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a gun
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The byline left up there like a head on a spike outside a castle
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 28/09/2026
Former ‘South Park’ writer Toby Morton has created a website to expose information about Cornell University’s administration in response to the group sexual assault case: “Accountability should not disappear when the headlines do. And we all know this headline will disappear.”
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, I’m sure the mainstream media, which shrugs at the Epstein Files, and refuses to call Donald Trump a rapist, it totally gonna get to the bottom of the Cornell story.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
listening to a story about a mom who decided to send her kid to public school and then convinced a bunch of teachers to work as after school tutors so the whole class wouldn't fall behind.
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
"What kind of limp drinks do you have?" "I'm sorry?" "You know, limp drinks, not hard drinks. Coke or pepsi." "You mean soft drinks?" "Show me your flaccid tonics."
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Giant Robot FM @giantrobotfm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DRUM ROLL, PLEASE! Fan Magazine No. 8 will be about Zone of the Enders (1st game and Idolo)! @shoebill.moe, @syzygy-city.bsky.social, @sundownmcmoon.bsky.social, BellvonArtsy, @riderstrike.bsky.social, @pmctrilogy.bsky.social, and @sadmilk.bsky.social are returning to make another kick ass zine!!!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
as a guy who decided to go inside the system because being outside it struck me as rather personally perilous, it appears i did not factor in exactly how incompetent everyone making decisions inside the system would turn out to be
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Giant Robot FM @giantrobotfm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
STARTING IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES!!! www.twitch.tv/pmctrilogy
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pmcTRILOGY - Twitch
Welcome, I'm pmcTRILOGY! I'm playing the PlayStation in chronological order! I also speedrun games including open-world games (Grand Theft Auto, True Crime, Just Cause), FPS (Shogo, Die Hard) and mech...
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Giant Robot FM @giantrobotfm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Attention: We're giving away 3 codes (2 Steam, 1 PS5) for Patlabor the Case Files, generously gifted to us by @goodsmile.com, during next Monday's State Machine. To be eligible, you must: ✅Like & Repost this announcent ✅Watch @pmctrilogy.bsky.social’s 9/28 (7 pm EDT) Stream ✅That’s it! Good luck!
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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rochel 🃏 @pronouns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"X is better than ever"
News headline from X: "Rumors Swirl Over Sydney Sweeney's Possible Conversion to Judaism"
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i can't wait until every branch of the government is turning a profit like the post office and the army guys
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
as a product of the reagan 80s excited to see if we can see interest rates in the mid teens again. retvrn
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025
I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
true (?) story comix #3 | patreon.com/lubchansky
TRUE(?) STORY COMIX #3
PANEL 1: MATTIE, relaxing with a book, topless. She's reading a big book. A speech bubble floats in from offscreen.
MATTIE: A BEAUTIFUL DAY, TITS OUT AT THE GAY BEACH.
VO: HEY…

PANEL 2: MATTIE turns to look behind her. There is a seemingly cishet couple there, holding hands. They are both incredibly pale and wearing big hats and sunglasses. A Text box points to them.
TEXT BOX: THE BEST I CAN FIGURE, A CIS? HET? COUPLE? 
CIS(?)GUY: DO YOU KNOW…WHAT HAPPENS HERE. AT NIGHT.

PANEL 3: Back on MATTIE. A text box points to her. The COUPLE is in the near foreground.
TEXT: KNOWS THE ANSWER IS "FUCKING AND SUCKING"
MATTIE: I AM NORMALLY ONLY HERE DURING THE DAY.
MAN(?): OH. OKAY.

PANEL 4 : MATTIE looks away. The COUPLE in the background are beamed up back to their spaceship.
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the colonel ai from mgs2, all skeletonized
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 28/09/2026
you should gang stalk my podcast by watching my every movement for one hour and ten minutes in this youtube video
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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