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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 4m
tn I drew a connection between the joy i feel while running my ass off at the gym & the whole horse girl thing and im just as mad as i am comforted by it
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Wyatt The Great @wazpranger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
For 20 years now I've thought of this Venture Bros. scene every time I hear Depeche Mode
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 52m
tomatoes and onions do not be salsa..
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy crying in a YouTube channel called the real shed life and his title says “Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa”
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 12h
I gotta focus. I'm shifting into depeche mode
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 9h
wait i just remembered i can run around at the gym at night too. fuck yes
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 10h
i feel like at this point the only men worth having literally any amount of faith in are the ones u personally know & trust. and even Then
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 11h
i want to invest in a nice winter coat that i can have and enjoy for Years ... what are the good brands. do they even have good brands anymore. everything is made of tissue paper and i am tired of being burned ‼️
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 13h
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やす うらやか @15delicious.bsky.social · 13h
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다가리🐦따까리🕯닥알이🦜닭아리🐧다갈🐤대갈🐔 @rlakffpq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
저의 첫 에어티 입니다
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 22h
i want to Transform
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dotJade @dotjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 23h
if you dislike yourself just jerk off and do something new to your eyebrows
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Marcia @marciaillust.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i like her a bit tormented #DungeonMeshi #MarcilleDonato
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i will not lose faith in my ability to do literally anything i set my mind to. i simply won't
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𝖂𝖄𝕹𝕿𝕰𝕽 @rtnyw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you know we can just k*ll everyone in a frat right?
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/09/2026
voted most likely to let it linger
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rly wish i had trusted my gut more every time geller gleefully let his podcast cohost be weird about women
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
everyone in my orbit is getting sick and i just started feeling the Body Aches ... like shut up im supposed 2 be at the gym tmrw don't fw me ...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[metroid] just hangin out
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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🖤miro ✧₊ @yorucherry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finished nier replicant the other day i luv kainé #NieR
Kainé from NieR Replicant, holding a white cube. Half her face is covered with old Windows-sytle Notepad windows saying "KAINÉ ARENT YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING IMPORTANT...?" . Behind her are more windows in the same style sporting error messages and a command panel. Tears can be seen from behind the notepad windows.
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
something i hadn't considered about my worry that i don't have it in me to hit the gym regularly is that it costs money. My Money. i refuse 2 let it go to waste. im too spiteful for that
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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some of y'all act like you've stepped in the same river twice 😭 that is not the same river bro 🫣 you are not the same person
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 02/12/2025
tbh. every single nation-state project on the planet has declared war on its women, queer, trans people under the banner of "fraternity", so all must eventually be swept into the dustbin of history. there is no nationalist state project that is not inherently patriarchal.
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𝖘𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖊 @sugarhole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
EVERYDAY DAWG
drawing done by me of the goth girl from the “another shitty day in my stupid tranny life” it’s very pastely and stuff she’s cute
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 29/09/2026
It’s kind of really dreamy that the process of transition is forever. To live in endless change and self realization feel powerful in a world that likes to pretend that being static has some sense to it in order to forward the missions of devils who want to keep things broken and hopeless
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
very excited :)
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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jere 🔞 @jsq012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jill with that choker you find in the mansion.
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when transphobes say trans women have an unfair advantage at womens sports theyre actually talking about me. i cheat at every game ive ever played
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 29/09/2026
paint pen writing on an electrical box that says “FAT WOMEN FOREVER”
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Will Leite @willtirando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
E antes de sumir por mais 8 meses dessa rede social, deixo aqui essa tirinha regada de humor e nostalgia.
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muda @mildough.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
#eizouken #knas
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 28/09/2026
robot girls love it when you blindly feel around their I/O to figure out where and what orientation their ports are before sticking something in
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Fred Wood @fredtwood.com · 28/09/2026
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meg 🖤 @megrocks.com · 10/03/2026
fulfilling my marcy quota 🖤
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 26/09/2026
Chrontendo Episode 48 (00:24:40)
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 28/09/2026
me @ some of yall on this website
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AUTOMATON WEST @automatonwest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Atelier Karia producer Junzo Hosoi would personally like to push the size of heroine Karia’s belly “as far as possible,” but the team is paying close attention to player…
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Atelier Karia producer Junzo Hosoi would personally like to push the size of heroine Karia’s belly “as far as possible,” but the team is paying close attention to player feedback
While Ryza's charm point were her thighs and Yumia's her legs, Karia's signature feature is her belly, according to Hosoi.
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